Fixing the American Dream with Andrew Schulz
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Who is Andrew Schulz and why is he on the podcast?
All right, everybody, welcome back to the number one podcast in the world, the all in podcast. And you can subscribe to us on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, yada, yada, you know the drill, we're going to go to Miami for an epic F1 weekend. All in podcast live on stage Saturday, May 3, a couple special guests, go to all in.com slash events. to buy a ticket and we're really excited today because for the first time in all in history we have a comedian we have somebody talented on the program ain't that the truth you know ain't that the truth real comedian someone that knows how to make good jokes all right it's true andrew i think i feel like that was a dick to me but okay andrew schultz is here how we doing boys thank you for having me schultz
Pleasure. You're on a heater right now. You took time to come on the All In pod. Thank you for doing that. Of course. Your Netflix special is crushing it. Top 10 around the world. It's called Life.
Yeah, yeah. L-I-F-E. Pretty cool.
It's about your low sperm count. Tell us that.
Yeah, I am the face of shitty sperm.
Which, that's kind of like crazy because you've got a mustache of a 70s porn star.
I think I'm overcompensating, you know? Is that what it is? I think I've got to trick people with the stache. What a reality. Yeah, yeah, the balls. You're firing blanks. Dude, it's just. Pure old man. It's bad.
This special is so good.
Oh, thank you for watching, man. I appreciate it.
We all watched it. It's hilarious. And you got three old guys here who also have had to deal with some of these issues. Do you guys have IVF?
You guys do IVF for the babies?
Chamath, do you want to be honest here, or are you au natural? Did you hit the three from half court, logo shot? What happened? My first four kids were natural. My fifth was IVF.
Okay. I don't think we're surprised. There's like two billion of you guys. It's easy to get the job done.
There was a period after the Facebook IPO, I swear to God, I would look at chicks on Instagram and get them pregnant.
Oh, really?
It was brutal.
Are they coming to collect? Yes.
Hope not.
How many supplements you got, Shimon? How many NDAs? All right, Freeberg. I like this episode. Yeah, we're off to a hot start here. Freeberg, you look like you have a low sperm count, but you have a fourth kid on the way. But apparently, what's the story? Are you au naturel? This is for the first time ever. Nobody knew this. Breaking news. Freeberg, au naturel with your 3.5 babies. 100%. 100%. Wow. A vegan who's shooting with a sniper rifle. I love it.
I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I'll find you guys a great study about veganism and libido. Is that right? Yeah, very impressive.
What does it do? Reduce the woman's?
Exactly. Exactly. Oh, my God. I know a place with the best roast cauliflower.
Let your winners ride. Rain Man, David Sasson.
By the way, can I just tell you how much I hate cauliflower? Everywhere I go, that is the dish. I had it for dinner last night.
Oh, it's the main course.
Yeah, it's the main course in restaurants.
It's just like having a ribeye, except it's disgusting.
There's two things they offer you, portobello mushroom and roasted cauliflower.
That's what Sean does every time you show up at the house.
Are you an impossible meat guy? No, I don't like that stuff. It's gross. Not for me. Okay. By the way, you guys want to hear a quick science corner? So, you know how we talked about Yamanaka factors?
There is a roaring yes.
Wow. He's like, yeah, I don't care.
This is not syntopical.
Let me hit this real quick because I know we're never going to get to it because you guys just bullshit around talking about politics for an hour.
This is important science talk, Sheltie.
Hit us, hit us. You know how you can use Yamanaka factors? We talked about these to basically turn a cell into a stem cell, right?
Of course.
And that's what goes on in the lab. Andrew, you're familiar with the Yamanaka factor research.
Everybody knows about the Yamanaka factors. You've been all over it for a while. Dude, I've seen Squid Game. Yeah, absolutely.
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