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Alpha Blokes Podcast

Ep. 535 - Podcast Royale 3.0 Card Breakdown

07 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the Podcast Royale 3.0 card and when is it happening?

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Trendsetters, the month of May is massive for the ABC with plenty of good stuff to look forward to. The hoodies and beanies go on sale Tuesday the 19th, 6pm. Alphablokes.com.au, limited stock. The NT Vlogs will be hitting the Patreon flats throughout this month. And last but not least, Alphafest, the mateship muster. Sandstone Point, May 30th. You don't want to miss that one.

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And before we get to Yarnin', as always, we've got some legends to thank. Better beer. God's nectar, they call it. Drop into any decent bottle shop and stock up.

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CTC, you already know, they're the best hats in the land, so make sure you get on today and cop one. SB Tools, for all your tinkering needs. Papa Macro's, the proof is in the pudding. I'm now medium shitty, and it's all thanks to Papa Macro's.

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Port West, workwear that is built to last, just like this community.

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And Ned's, the only bookie that we have a punt with here at Alpha Blokes. Stay Nedley.

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I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. The double champ does what the fuck he wants.

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I need a shit, man.

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Die, boy. Sneaky little rascal. Safety first. Stay focused. Keep pinging the cut.

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We are ready to rumble. Welcome back to another episode of the Alpha Blokes Podcast.

Chapter 2: What are the highlights of the first fight featuring Gox and Moose?

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He's been one of the most vocal lads with wanting an opportunity and wanting a chance to get in there and have a crack. So this one is going to be interesting and I'm fucking pumped for it. Yeah. And we thought, you know, the first one's going to be great fun to watch and stuff. This one is going to be a fair bit of action, I reckon, straight away. Fight number two. Yeah.

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Bit of technical, bit of backyard brawling, you reckon?

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Yeah. Yeah, mate, I reckon the boys are going to be able to throw him well. Like even Bluey with not much experience the first year boxing, like he seemed to hook right into his training there, man, and he could throw him. And I believe Percy's had one fight before with a lot of training. But, yeah, man, it's going to be good. It's going to be really good. I like it.

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So, once again, good on you lads for fucking throwing your hat in the ring and keen ass to fucking see how it unfolds. Fight number three. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. So this is a, I'm not going to say world first because I've heard that it's happened before, but it's definitely a podcast royale first. It may be an Australian first. We have the sit down showdown. That's right.

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So if you don't know what that means, we have Clancy Barden versus Sam O'Connor. These two gentlemen are in a wheelchair. And they are keen to get into their work. They are super keen. We want everyone from all aspects of life to have a crack at punching on in front of thousands of fucking people.

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And if you're telling me you wouldn't be interested to see what happens in this fight, then you're a fucking liar. Yeah. That's just the reality of it. Yeah. The boys want to bang, so let them bang. And don't think that we're just sort of, you know, wheeling them in there and saying, right, I go for it. There's a proper thing that's got to go down here. They've done some training.

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The boys have been practicing to see the best ways to go about it. And I believe that it's a thing where they'll have a coin toss before the fight or something like that. They'll wheel in. and they'll be able to pick which side they're on first. The front wheels get tied together, they're strapped in, and they swing like fuck.

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Then they get pulled back apart, and then they go the opposite way, so they both get an equal chance with their left and right hands. Three rounds for glory, and, mate, I am fucking excited to watch that one go down. What are your thoughts, Pooh? Have you heard from these fellas before?

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I reckon I bumped into Clancy on the beers one night up north, so I'm going to have to back me boy in on that one.

Chapter 3: How do the second fight participants compare in terms of experience?

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The lifeblood of respective states. 100%, mate. Now, I think the boys from Queensland are giving up a bit of size here. Because Tom Allen is a big, scary cunt. And so is Brodie. Yeah, they're big lads. And obviously Brodie proved last year that he can fight. But Rob Sutherland, he fought Danny. And, mate, put on a good performance there. Great stick, that one. Spart him a few times.

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The bloke knows what he's doing. And then, yeah, Matty Rogers jumping in for the first time. But this is going to be exciting to watch, man.

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And we just did Brodie's Tinder, so let's hope he's focusing on the fighting and not the fingering. No, well, that's why we did his thing, Peter, distract him.

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Distract him. Because we're a team, Queensland. Oh, that's right. We've got to be. Look, I love the Now That's Drama's boys, but this is Queensland versus New South Wales. We're doing everything we can to distract New South Wales. And if we have to throw Poonani at them, we will. So we don't fight clean. We've always said it.

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And, look, this one's going to be fun to fucking watch because, like we said, the boys will be fresh, tagging each other out. You know, there's a few tactics you can sort of put in there. Be a different sort of lead up, wouldn't it, to training for a normal fight?

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Definitely.

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Do you reckon they'll pick who their guys are going to be? Because remember Brysey and Knuckler sort of did that. Brysey took on Marty, Knucks took on Michael. Yeah. What do you think? Do you reckon they'll do that? I don't know. Yeah. Out of the boys, Brodie and Tom, I don't know who I'd rather fight. Neither of the cunts.

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Scary boys.

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Yeah. So, yeah, excited for that one. But I know the Queenslanders. Look, you'd probably go to say the Queenslanders are underdogs here. Well, isn't that the case? But guess what? We love that shit. It's how we like it. We love that. And the boys love it. So let's go, Queensland. Let's do it. Righto. Is this number eight next? Mm-hmm. Fight number eight. Out, boy.

Chapter 4: What makes the sit-down showdown unique in this event?

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And No Hard Feelings, Josh, but I'm on Team Thailand. Yeah, me too. You know, purely because I don't know him.

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Yeah, and it's city versus country.

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City versus country.

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We're country.

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We're mates with Thailand. There's no hard feelings. I'm sure Josh Mosh is a great bloke. And, look, he's got a fucking big following behind him as well. So he was on – was he on Love Island? I think his co-host was – Have a bit of a look. Let's have a look. We should have done this prior. Sorry, Josh. We're not trying to offend you here. So if we go.

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Oh, there's him doing yoga.

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Oh, nice.

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Yeah, he was on Love Island. Josh Moss, Love Island. I'm pretty sure he was. TV personality. Yep.

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Season one of Love Island Australia.

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