Schulz has a NEW BABY + Why your Girlfriend Loves Gay Hockey Shows

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What is the significance of the new baby announcement?

Andrew Schulz 0:00
what's up everybody and welcome to flagrant okay happy new year yes sorry for the weekly delay some of you guys probably know the news we had a delay we're on delay he's having fun dude he's riffing
Akaash Singh 0:21
All right, Al.
Andrew Schulz 0:22
He's having an Al. He's having an Al. All right, Al. All right, Al. You do the intro, and we're just going to wait patiently for you to speak perfectly for the next 30 seconds.
Unknown 0:31
Yeah, you got it. No, no, no. The pressure's on. Woke up.

What are the challenges of breastfeeding discussed?

Unknown 0:36
Got you. Got him. That's real, bro. That's retard maxing. That's retard maxing. Al is retard maxing encapsulated. Always has been. Come on. Always has been.
Andrew Schulz 0:46
What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrick's Boy Show Team. I'm here with Akash Singh, Alex Media, Marky Gags. What's up? And listen, new year. New year. I got a new little baby. Yeah. Thank you guys very much. And that's why we were delayed a week. But now we're back to work. My wife is just slaving away at the house with two kids. No. And it is what it is. Hell yeah. That is life now. How has this affected you? I've been playing paddle every single day. It is amazing. How unaffected.
Unknown 1:16
How unaffected.
Andrew Schulz 1:17
And it's starting to eat away at my wife, but she's busy with the kids, so she can't really complain.
Akaash Singh 1:20
Yeah, but you don't want too many cooks in the house. You know what I mean? Like, there's already another person in there, right? There's a new baby. You don't want to be in there crowding it up. Exactly.
Andrew Schulz 1:27
And we have a team of Trinidadian specialists that are helping take care of the kids. My daughter, 100%, I was telling you guys this in the group today, 100% has a Trini accent. 100%. Oh, that's awesome. That's awesome. It's not even would be. It is, she doesn't speak like a white person. She is awesome. 100% true. Keep playing panel. I need to see this.
Unknown 1:47
It is.
Andrew Schulz 1:48
It is.
Unknown 1:49
Father. We love me father. We love me father. Take me to cocoon, father. Read me the book about the cougar. Every morning, I want to read the book about the cougar.
Andrew Schulz 2:02
But what is funny about this is my wife is a stay-at-home mom. So what language is she speaking to my daughter?
Unknown 2:07
All your wife talks to is Trinidadian. She's probably getting that accent too.
Andrew Schulz 2:11
And my wife's dad was raised in Trinidad. Boom.
Unknown 2:14
There you go. So we got to keep it real. It's in there.
Andrew Schulz 2:17
Now it's just coming out. I'm basically raising Trinidadian family. Damn right. Damn right.

How does the family dynamic change with a new child?

Akaash Singh 2:22
And they wind it up when they talk to you, but when it's just them.
Andrew Schulz 2:25
When it's just them, they're just getting after it. 100%. Just couging it up.
Akaash Singh 2:28
That's crazy. But you always want bilingual kids. Exactly, dude. It's going to help with job opportunities. Man, the first time you get a kid, you think they'll be able to get a food truck. They could probably like, you know, take over something like that. I don't know. Make a mean beef patty. Yeah. Play soccer better.
Andrew Schulz 2:43
Probably. It helps. Apparently they got the best roti in Trinidad.
Unknown 2:46
You know, I can believe that. The best paratha. Paratha is in Malaysia. Yeah. So. Really? Yeah. That I've had. Oh, there are a lot of. Oh, yeah, that's right. There's a lot of Indians out there. Yeah.
Akaash Singh 2:57
The best tikka masala in England.
Unknown 2:59
Yeah, because that's an English dish. But what's the best Indian food from India? Mumbai, that shit cracks often. That shit cracks often.
Andrew Schulz 3:07
Mark, what were you going to say right there?
Unknown 3:10
I know. I was just asking. I was just asking. Were you going to talk about the feet stew on the street?
Akaash Singh 3:16
That's racist. That's a racist comment.
Unknown 3:18
They make it. It's all right. No, no, no.
Akaash Singh 3:20
What makes it racist? They don't all use their feet.
Unknown 3:24
No, I'm saying there's one person. What are you making a racist for? You're making it seem like all Indians only use their feet. They use their armpits too. It's a type of food from one guy.
Andrew Schulz 3:32
That shit when he takes the fucking naan and wipes it.
Akaash Singh 3:36
I know it's AI, right? No. Automatic Indian.

What humorous insights are shared about parenting and kids?

Akaash Singh 3:40
Yeah, exactly. That's where that comes from, dude.
Unknown 3:43
Anyway, how was your guys... Yo, the first time he had a baby, remember there was like a 20-minute story? This time, the second time he had a baby, he had the group chat like, hey, so what's going on with Maduro?
Andrew Schulz 3:55
I think I might have done that while the C-section was happening.

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