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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Schulz has a NEW BABY + Why your Girlfriend Loves Gay Hockey Shows

14 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the significance of the new baby announcement?

0.031 - 21.297 Andrew Schulz

what's up everybody and welcome to flagrant okay happy new year yes sorry for the weekly delay some of you guys probably know the news we had a delay we're on delay he's having fun dude he's riffing

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21.277 - 21.999 Akaash Singh

All right, Al.

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22.019 - 31.501 Andrew Schulz

He's having an Al. He's having an Al. All right, Al. All right, Al. You do the intro, and we're just going to wait patiently for you to speak perfectly for the next 30 seconds.

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31.521 - 34.628 Unknown

Yeah, you got it. No, no, no. The pressure's on. Woke up.

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Chapter 2: What are the challenges of breastfeeding discussed?

36.245 - 46.395 Unknown

Got you. Got him. That's real, bro. That's retard maxing. That's retard maxing. Al is retard maxing encapsulated. Always has been. Come on. Always has been.

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46.415 - 70.337 Andrew Schulz

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrick's Boy Show Team. I'm here with Akash Singh, Alex Media, Marky Gags. What's up? And listen, new year. New year. I got a new little baby. Yeah. Thank you guys very much. And that's why we were delayed a week. But now we're back to work. My wife is just slaving away at the house with two kids. No. And it is what it is. Hell yeah. That is life now.

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70.538 - 76.508 Andrew Schulz

How has this affected you? I've been playing paddle every single day. It is amazing. How unaffected.

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76.528 - 77.149 Unknown

How unaffected.

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77.169 - 80.212 Andrew Schulz

And it's starting to eat away at my wife, but she's busy with the kids, so she can't really complain.

80.452 - 87.28 Akaash Singh

Yeah, but you don't want too many cooks in the house. You know what I mean? Like, there's already another person in there, right? There's a new baby. You don't want to be in there crowding it up. Exactly.

87.32 - 107.87 Andrew Schulz

And we have a team of Trinidadian specialists that are helping take care of the kids. My daughter, 100%, I was telling you guys this in the group today, 100% has a Trini accent. 100%. Oh, that's awesome. That's awesome. It's not even would be. It is, she doesn't speak like a white person. She is awesome. 100% true. Keep playing panel. I need to see this.

107.89 - 108.05 Unknown

It is.

108.651 - 108.891 Andrew Schulz

It is.

Chapter 3: How does the family dynamic change with a new child?

142.942 - 145.105 Akaash Singh

And they wind it up when they talk to you, but when it's just them.

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145.265 - 148.148 Andrew Schulz

When it's just them, they're just getting after it. 100%. Just couging it up.

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148.268 - 162.963 Akaash Singh

That's crazy. But you always want bilingual kids. Exactly, dude. It's going to help with job opportunities. Man, the first time you get a kid, you think they'll be able to get a food truck. They could probably like, you know, take over something like that. I don't know. Make a mean beef patty. Yeah. Play soccer better.

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163.203 - 165.968 Andrew Schulz

Probably. It helps. Apparently they got the best roti in Trinidad.

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166.769 - 176.986 Unknown

You know, I can believe that. The best paratha. Paratha is in Malaysia. Yeah. So. Really? Yeah. That I've had. Oh, there are a lot of. Oh, yeah, that's right. There's a lot of Indians out there. Yeah.

177.006 - 178.328 Akaash Singh

The best tikka masala in England.

179.429 - 187.52 Unknown

Yeah, because that's an English dish. But what's the best Indian food from India? Mumbai, that shit cracks often. That shit cracks often.

187.54 - 190.045 Andrew Schulz

Mark, what were you going to say right there?

190.126 - 196.439 Unknown

I know. I was just asking. I was just asking. Were you going to talk about the feet stew on the street?

Chapter 4: What humorous insights are shared about parenting and kids?

220.376 - 223.08 Akaash Singh

Yeah, exactly. That's where that comes from, dude.

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223.46 - 235.778 Unknown

Anyway, how was your guys... Yo, the first time he had a baby, remember there was like a 20-minute story? This time, the second time he had a baby, he had the group chat like, hey, so what's going on with Maduro?

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235.758 - 240.203 Andrew Schulz

I think I might have done that while the C-section was happening.

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240.404 - 247.412 Unknown

I might have sent out a text during the C-section. I've never seen a person drop off in enthusiasm.

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247.672 - 265.256 Andrew Schulz

Yo, it's not my enthusiasm. It's y'all's enthusiasm. I don't even know if you guys congratulated me. We did. Come on. I had to send a text to the group chat like, yo, I have a child now. I said, no, I have a child now. And I think you might have just hearted it. I don't think I got a phone call from him.

265.516 - 268.441 Unknown

No, Akash misgendered your kid.

268.741 - 278.075 Andrew Schulz

Yeah, Akash did a fake compliment to my kid. He was like, oh my gosh, she's beautiful. I go, it's a he. He goes, a handsome son of a gun. I didn't know you didn't tell me his gender.

278.095 - 283.141 Unknown

That's the last time I spoke to him since I had a kid. That's the last time I spoke to him. Sonny, I asked to see you New Year's Eve. You didn't respond.

283.221 - 284.843 Andrew Schulz

New Year's Eve? I just had a child.

Chapter 5: What challenges do new parents face?

2819.092 - 2828.602 Unknown

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. I said wait, didn't I say ew, ew, ew, ew. You got a bubble on him, though. I mean, I got a bubble, though. Run that back 10 seconds because he kind of got a fucking bang on him.

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2828.622 - 2840.578 Andrew Schulz

Oh, no. Nah, he does. That's like the daughter from Landman. The daughter from Landman and him got the same cheeks. Okay, there's one part. You wouldn't get behind that, Al, if there was no balls coming back at you.

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Chapter 6: How does breastfeeding impact family dynamics?

2842.26 - 2854.893 Unknown

If there was no balls coming back at you, you wouldn't get behind that, Al. Objectively, he's right. I gotta be honest. Yo, he got a good butt. You can't deny it. Especially for a white ass. No.

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2855.053 - 2857.516 Andrew Schulz

Oh, why is he playing with his titties? Yeah, what is that? Wait, they like that?

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Chapter 7: What are the implications of code-switching in parenting?

2857.536 - 2860.539 Unknown

Yeah, that is fascinating. Nah, you're cheating. That guy's straight.

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2860.559 - 2865.685 Andrew Schulz

I'm watching a nature documentary. That guy's straight. Just wait. He's straight.

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Chapter 8: How does gambling addiction affect relationships?

2866.185 - 2868.307 Andrew Schulz

Which one? The guy? The guy playing with the titties.

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2868.568 - 2881.787 Unknown

Look at his legs! Nah, bro. Nah. No way. He's doing the percolation? There is no way. Oh, my God. I'm farting. If you bring my legs up like that, I'm sorry, bro.

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2881.947 - 2884.514 Andrew Schulz

I'm sorry. What happens when you pull out that thing?

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2886.92 - 2900.075 Unknown

What happens when you pull out that thing, dude? Secrets. This is a hockey movie? What the fuck? Show. Six episodes. Is the show actually good or is it just getting love because it's gay? Do they need lube, guys?

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2900.135 - 2908.245 Andrew Schulz

Why are you watching this? They have to. Oh, no. Wait, well, this is more traditional way. That's how you would imagine it, right?

2908.265 - 2910.308 Akaash Singh

Yeah, this is old-fashioned conservative gay sex.

2910.388 - 2911.57 Andrew Schulz

Conservative gay sex, yeah.

2912.291 - 2914.193 Akaash Singh

Oh, no, he's grabbing on a pillow.

2914.333 - 2930.44 Unknown

Now he's grabbing on a pillow. Damn. Miles. All right. All that to say. Miles. Yes. Why are you watching this? For the show, honestly. For the pod. So I can bring that up. I have one more. So how does it end? Can I show you one more clip? They're both in the clinic.

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