Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz has a NEW BABY + Why your Girlfriend Loves Gay Hockey Shows
14 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What is the significance of the new baby announcement?
what's up everybody and welcome to flagrant okay happy new year yes sorry for the weekly delay some of you guys probably know the news we had a delay we're on delay he's having fun dude he's riffing
All right, Al.
He's having an Al. He's having an Al. All right, Al. All right, Al. You do the intro, and we're just going to wait patiently for you to speak perfectly for the next 30 seconds.
Yeah, you got it. No, no, no. The pressure's on. Woke up.
Chapter 2: What are the challenges of breastfeeding discussed?
Got you. Got him. That's real, bro. That's retard maxing. That's retard maxing. Al is retard maxing encapsulated. Always has been. Come on. Always has been.
What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrick's Boy Show Team. I'm here with Akash Singh, Alex Media, Marky Gags. What's up? And listen, new year. New year. I got a new little baby. Yeah. Thank you guys very much. And that's why we were delayed a week. But now we're back to work. My wife is just slaving away at the house with two kids. No. And it is what it is. Hell yeah. That is life now.
How has this affected you? I've been playing paddle every single day. It is amazing. How unaffected.
How unaffected.
And it's starting to eat away at my wife, but she's busy with the kids, so she can't really complain.
Yeah, but you don't want too many cooks in the house. You know what I mean? Like, there's already another person in there, right? There's a new baby. You don't want to be in there crowding it up. Exactly.
And we have a team of Trinidadian specialists that are helping take care of the kids. My daughter, 100%, I was telling you guys this in the group today, 100% has a Trini accent. 100%. Oh, that's awesome. That's awesome. It's not even would be. It is, she doesn't speak like a white person. She is awesome. 100% true. Keep playing panel. I need to see this.
It is.
It is.
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Chapter 3: How does the family dynamic change with a new child?
And they wind it up when they talk to you, but when it's just them.
When it's just them, they're just getting after it. 100%. Just couging it up.
That's crazy. But you always want bilingual kids. Exactly, dude. It's going to help with job opportunities. Man, the first time you get a kid, you think they'll be able to get a food truck. They could probably like, you know, take over something like that. I don't know. Make a mean beef patty. Yeah. Play soccer better.
Probably. It helps. Apparently they got the best roti in Trinidad.
You know, I can believe that. The best paratha. Paratha is in Malaysia. Yeah. So. Really? Yeah. That I've had. Oh, there are a lot of. Oh, yeah, that's right. There's a lot of Indians out there. Yeah.
The best tikka masala in England.
Yeah, because that's an English dish. But what's the best Indian food from India? Mumbai, that shit cracks often. That shit cracks often.
Mark, what were you going to say right there?
I know. I was just asking. I was just asking. Were you going to talk about the feet stew on the street?
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Chapter 4: What humorous insights are shared about parenting and kids?
Yeah, exactly. That's where that comes from, dude.
Anyway, how was your guys... Yo, the first time he had a baby, remember there was like a 20-minute story? This time, the second time he had a baby, he had the group chat like, hey, so what's going on with Maduro?
I think I might have done that while the C-section was happening.
I might have sent out a text during the C-section. I've never seen a person drop off in enthusiasm.
Yo, it's not my enthusiasm. It's y'all's enthusiasm. I don't even know if you guys congratulated me. We did. Come on. I had to send a text to the group chat like, yo, I have a child now. I said, no, I have a child now. And I think you might have just hearted it. I don't think I got a phone call from him.
No, Akash misgendered your kid.
Yeah, Akash did a fake compliment to my kid. He was like, oh my gosh, she's beautiful. I go, it's a he. He goes, a handsome son of a gun. I didn't know you didn't tell me his gender.
That's the last time I spoke to him since I had a kid. That's the last time I spoke to him. Sonny, I asked to see you New Year's Eve. You didn't respond.
New Year's Eve? I just had a child.
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Chapter 5: What challenges do new parents face?
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. I said wait, didn't I say ew, ew, ew, ew. You got a bubble on him, though. I mean, I got a bubble, though. Run that back 10 seconds because he kind of got a fucking bang on him.
Oh, no. Nah, he does. That's like the daughter from Landman. The daughter from Landman and him got the same cheeks. Okay, there's one part. You wouldn't get behind that, Al, if there was no balls coming back at you.
Chapter 6: How does breastfeeding impact family dynamics?
If there was no balls coming back at you, you wouldn't get behind that, Al. Objectively, he's right. I gotta be honest. Yo, he got a good butt. You can't deny it. Especially for a white ass. No.
Oh, why is he playing with his titties? Yeah, what is that? Wait, they like that?
Chapter 7: What are the implications of code-switching in parenting?
Yeah, that is fascinating. Nah, you're cheating. That guy's straight.
I'm watching a nature documentary. That guy's straight. Just wait. He's straight.
Chapter 8: How does gambling addiction affect relationships?
Which one? The guy? The guy playing with the titties.
Look at his legs! Nah, bro. Nah. No way. He's doing the percolation? There is no way. Oh, my God. I'm farting. If you bring my legs up like that, I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry. What happens when you pull out that thing?
What happens when you pull out that thing, dude? Secrets. This is a hockey movie? What the fuck? Show. Six episodes. Is the show actually good or is it just getting love because it's gay? Do they need lube, guys?
Why are you watching this? They have to. Oh, no. Wait, well, this is more traditional way. That's how you would imagine it, right?
Yeah, this is old-fashioned conservative gay sex.
Conservative gay sex, yeah.
Oh, no, he's grabbing on a pillow.
Now he's grabbing on a pillow. Damn. Miles. All right. All that to say. Miles. Yes. Why are you watching this? For the show, honestly. For the pod. So I can bring that up. I have one more. So how does it end? Can I show you one more clip? They're both in the clinic.
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