How to Cancel Plans! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
What's up, everybody? Hope you guys had a happy 4th of July. The boys got jammed the F up this week, and we're unable to record an episode. But don't worry. We have a Patreon episode on deck for you. Hope you guys like it, and we'll see you later this week. Thanks for the support. We love yous. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Trav, hit me. It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it at the group to be classy.
What is the premise of the 'Are You Garbage?' podcast?
Yeah. To just a big old piece of trash. Basura. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition, but I got to tell you folks that. Why is that, Kippy? Because they're the motherfucking homies. Get her. I can't really get up there right now.
Homies. Homies. Yeah, you think you can sing. I'm the true triple threat around here. I'm an alto, dickhead. All three arteries partially clogged.
I'm a tenor. I'm sorry. Not an alto. You're a three at best.
An Albuquerque two if he is me.
How you doing? Hit me with a tenor, mate. Gang, we're here for a little bonus episode on the old Patrione. My co-host is coming at you from across the table when he's not Kevin Ryan, everybody.
Big dogs throw in heat today.
I was going to make fun of you, but I decided not to. Start off on the same footing. I like that. Other than the abuse that I took in our pre-production meeting this morning. There was none of that. Due to my new boots and my weight problem. Certain.
You think that, first of all, that was, you're rolling over. You've got a lot to say. You're rolling over and playing turkey chicken already.
The days of your psychobabble are over.
That's not psychobabble. Yes, it is. Listen, we're now. You're always trying to put me on the couch. No, I'm not at all. I'm saying this. I'm in the backseat. I don't know. My legs wrapped in pretzel style. You introduced all these people. The first introduction to me is that I've been being mean to you. That's what you just did to fucking 20,000 people. Kevin was being mean to me, which I was not. Bug me. Shout out to, which I respect. What was the joke?
The insult. I was going to call you Captain Dickhead. It would have killed me.
What are we talking about? That's what pays the bills around here.
I was working on that for about four hours yesterday. Captain Jerk.
Captain Asshole. Nothing was clicking.
But then as I was buying my new boots yesterday.
These new boots.
New boots.
You got a boot cam? Huh? I think we do. Don't we have an ankle cam?
How do the hosts feel about their recent experiences?
No, not on this. That's on the. Okay. Hit him with the ankle cam.
Go ahead. Take a look at him. Look at him. Nice new boots. $89 DSW. Genuine leather, folks. You can smell it from here.
You can smell the blood from the blisters already. Them dogs are barking. Oh, boy. A little break-in period. Sounds like a sheep dog down there. God damn. Shout out to the motherfucking homies, baby, the lifeblood of the organization, the goddamn boots on the ground, the sleeper cells, the undercover brothers, and them soul sisters. We fucking love you, gang. Truly, you know, this is a... All the stuff we've accomplished and we do, the fact that the fucking Patreon is still hitting new highs every month is fucking... It's not slowing down. It's crazy. It's like new highs every month. Month over month, year over year is fucking crazy. We fucking love you. Appreciate that you guys are digging or picking up what we're putting down.
This is really where it is. This is home here. Of course.
On the page.
This is it. Everybody else out there.
Whatever. Yeah. Talk to this guy. That guy. Shut up. Yeah. I was talking about you. What?
We'll be doing this from an underground bunker after the Terminators come. If you're listening to this, I have all new boots. I mentioned my new boots. I can't run. That would suck. What? There was a natural disaster or something now.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–0:48
2
What is the premise of the 'Are You Garbage?' podcast?
0:48–2:56
3
How do the hosts feel about their recent experiences?
2:56–26:08
4
What strategies are shared for canceling plans?
26:08–34:22
5
What are the social implications of canceling plans?
34:22–34:38
6
How do personal relationships influence the decision to cancel?
34:38–35:09
7
What strategies can be used to cancel plans effectively?
35:09–35:39
8
How do past experiences shape our approach to canceling?
35:39–1:10:01