Sam Morril's Guide to NYC!

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Who is Sam Morril and why is he featured on Are You Garbage?

H. Foley 0:00
Stop the presses gang. The American Garbage Special is out on YouTube right now. Numbers are cooking. We thank everybody for their support. Keep sharing it. Keep telling everybody about it. We love you.
Kevin Ryan 0:10
Yeah, and if you like what you saw, we are on tour right now. We're gonna be in Appleton, Wisconsin, San Jose, San Diego, Tacoma, Atlanta, Philly, Hello, Springfield, Fort Wayne, Connecticut, Arizona Phoenix, Arizona, uh Temoneo, Maryland, Milwaukee, Chicago, Cincinnati, Columbus, all tickets available at r you garbage dot com. If you got a garbage question, come out and see the boys.
Unknown 0:31
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
H. Foley 0:51
Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is RU Garbage. Oh yeah. It's a little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they're to be classy. Yeah. If they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Hrolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toadie's in a new edition. She's in the garage doing some chin-ups. Okay. Not the pull-ups like last time, but the chin-ups. She's really getting it in there. Okay. Okay, Kevin. My co's coming in from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He's an international businessman and thank God, my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin J.
H. Foley 1:30
Bryant, everybody. Hey buddy.
Kevin Ryan 1:32
What's up, pal? How are ya? You really you're really not a lay it all thick there, Hank. Uh guys, first of all, thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. Now boys are climbing the freaking charts. Top twenty five? Holy somewhere. We're in there. We're in a mix. Yeah. You know, then obviously the greatest website of all time. We're top ten on that. W dot patreon.com slash are you garbage. You go over there, you get all
H. Foley 1:56
All that bonus content, gang. Yes, sir, and gang. We couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest back with us again today. Oh, geez. He's basically family at this point. You know what I mean? We do his pods, he does our pods, we hang out, we talk, we talk comedy. He's one of the best, one of the best stand-up comedians working today. You can hear him every week on his amazing podcast, We Might Be Drunk. He has a brand new Netflix special out this Tuesday entitled Incorrect, Truly. One of the best joke writers out there, give it up for Sam Marillard.
Sam Morril 2:25
How about that Sam? Holy shit. Huh? And you nailed every every point of that with him that was heavy out of the gate. Uhhuh. It's beautiful.
Kevin Ryan 2:32
Coming in, baby. That's about it. That's about it. That's it. He then throws it in cruise control for a little while. We we just replace him with AI for the rest of the show. It's just me and you. Are you worried about AI? No. What? Not at all. Well, first of all, he's got bigger problems. He's got fucking this afternoon problems.
H. Foley 2:51
I have no no trouble with the gentleman at all.
Sam Morril 2:53
You're worried about HF. You're not uh No, I AI, man. I'm fucking I'm getting there. What do you mean? Like wiping us out? That's what they're saying. Well yeah, it's good. Well they said ten percent chance of one guy said that.
H. Foley 3:05
A
Sam Morril 3:05
few people said that ten percent
H. Foley 3:07
on the account.
Sam Morril 3:09
And then we're gonna cut uh let's cut to an ad break here. Anthropic. This is brought to you by Claude. By flock camera. I know. Ten percent is is fucking high though, dude. And it's like, you know, like if you told me I had a ten percent chance of banging Sidney Sweeney, I'd be like, All right. Nah, it's pretty good, dude. I'd bet the pulls on that there. So so so if you tell me ten percent chance of extinction, I don't love it. I don't love it.
H. Foley 3:28
How does it make us extinct? Huh?
Sam Morril 3:30
They they band together, I think. Crawl through the servers and nucle nukes probably. Did you see
Kevin Ryan 3:36
that one? They were interviewing it. It was like a you know, it was like a woman and then midway th was speaking English and midway through it switched to Chinese.

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