Should We Buy a Van? w/ Kippy & Foley!
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What is the main topic of this episode?
new tour announcement gang the boys are heading back out on the road for the back on the block tour baby we're coming to a city near you we're talking about live are you garbage stand-up comedy and a whole mess of beers yeah we're starting off this march we're in pontiac michigan indianapolis indiana milwaukee wisconsin madison wisconsin minneapolis minnesota then we're going out there to the berg baby pittsburgh pennsylvania cleveland ohio and atlantic city at the borgata
What cities are included in the new tour announcement?
Get your tickets now, areyougarbage.com. Use the promo code garbage for early access.
Do it. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy. Yeah. Or they're just a big old piece of trash. Garbage. I'm your host, Dave Tully, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition. She's upstairs doing a little crypto pump and dump. Okay. Trying to make a buck for the summer. The summer? You got to get ready now. That's a long bump and dump. Hey, don't get caught up in it. Real boiler room stuff she's got going on up there. She's got four guys working up there. Giovanni Ribisi's up there last time I checked. My co-host is coming at you from across the table.
It's what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman, but enjoys domestic beer. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. You ain't lying. Shout out to a nice American ale. Do you like it important? I mean, what are you talking about? Have you imported from fucking Newark, maybe? I had the Heineken one time, and you looked at me like I was trying to poison you. Yeah, that's not. I mean, that's commie talk right there. You don't like an Amstel Light? What are we doing here? No. Goddamn American beers. Maybe in a pitcher, maybe in a bottle. I love it in a can. Just like your mom. You like a Guinness? That's an import, theoretically. Sure.
I mean, I like a Guinness a few times a year, and when I'm dropping Jameson in there, a little carbizzles. That's an import, Jameson. Yeah. You said beer. You don't go for the international beers. No, I'm a goddamn red-blooded American. I drink American beers brewed in Mexico. All the IPAs are usually Americans. Yeah. That you go for? I like a Beck's, like a gentleman. I know you like an Amstel Light. Nah, that's a- Come on. Beck's is a non-alcoholic. At the country club? Dude. You don't get an Amstel Light with your salmon pants? Bud Light, man. You drink all the beers that were cool in 2001 for a weekend. They all had a good marketing campaign in the late 90s. Oh, I'm sorry. Landshark's coming back. Hey, shout out to Land Cheetles.
I did love a good Land Shark. Get a cup of six-pack of Don Cheetles. Get crisscrossed on those things. Man, shout out to Jimmy Buffett. That was his brew. Got another goddamn red-blooded American. He did all right. But listen, all that's either here or there. Guys, if you haven't, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. And now full video available on Spotify, too. It's crazy. Talk to the bigwigs over there. They got us lined up in a new creator program. No money. Work release. Three years of good behavior, they finally gave us a fucking video. We're on what they call a trial basis. And then, as you may or may not have heard, new tour announcement, baby. The boys are back on the block.
This is the first I'm hearing about this. Have you given me the dates yet? I'm going to need you. I got a lot going on. I'm going to need you in the spring, big dog. You got to move a couple of months to get back in airport walking shape. Oh, God. Let's talk about this. Big new tour. Back on the block. The boys.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic of this episode?
0:00–0:26
2
What cities are included in the new tour announcement?
0:26–10:51
3
What are the hosts' thoughts on buying a conversion van?
10:51–29:01
4
What are the challenges of buying a used van?
29:01–36:59
5
What are the funny stories about cars and dating?
36:59–42:28
6
How do the hosts feel about the convertible car culture?
42:28–46:25
7
What practical jokes do they consider related to their van?
46:25–1:07:32