Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.
Somebody's back from out of town. He's tired. He's sad. He's down. He's drinking coffee, coffee.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Great. Thanks for coming out to Lincoln. That show was great. What? Exactly.
Oh, thank you for coming out.
And you were great. Oh, Sacramento. Lincoln, California. What?
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Chapter 2: What shows are they thanking their audience for?
What a good show. Exactly. I didn't know what you were saying. You were like, thanks for thanking. Lincoln. Well, because I was trying to think, is it Sack or Lincoln? It was. They said it was something else, didn't they?
Didn't they say it was Lincoln? Lincoln. Oh, Lincoln. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lincoln Logs. Yeah. So thanks for coming. That was a great show. You were on fire that night. What do you mean? You killed it. And... Okay. What do you mean? You just shrugged me off. No, I didn't.
Chapter 3: What was the experience like at the Lincoln show?
You did. No, because... Check the tape! I know, but I'll tell you why. Why? Because I know if I said what I was going to say, that was going to start a fight. So I didn't say what I was going to say. Say what you were going to say. I didn't think I had a great set. And now here we go. That's annoying. So that's why I edited it out.
Okay, well, let's go to something better. Fancy was wasted. You were wasted. I've never seen you that drunk. I've never seen you drunk at all, ever. Hammered. Yeah. You were hammered. One drink. One drink, you're alive. No, no, no, no.
I poured you whiskey. You drank that. Bobby poured you a full glass. But I have to say, on stage though, you had the two biggest laughs out of even both of us. Yeah. C, right? C was, that's a home run. Perfect. The timing of it. It was so good. So good. What was the second punchline? It was a big one.
Yeah, you got one more big pop.
You got two pops. It was based on somebody that was on stage. It was a guy.
Personality.
Oh, yeah, personality. Yeah, personality.
I'm one word.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I looked at you as if to say, you know. Congratulations.
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Chapter 4: What are the hosts' thoughts on boiled hamburgers?
What do you call that? Fake grass. Is that what they call it? I think so. I mean, what do they call it? I mean, turf. Turf.
Yeah.
I have turf. I'm going to take that out, put real American soil on there. American soil. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to put American soil on there, man. I'm going to get American seeds. You know what I mean? I'm not growing hummus. I grow hummus, dude. Okay. You know what I mean? American shit, tomatoes. Is that a Netanyahu joke? Is that a Netanyahu joke? Yeah, it is. No, it's not, dude.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing fucking Goya. It's Goya. It's Goya, I think. What is Goya, though? I don't know. Okay. It just sounds like a Greek thing. I don't know. Is it Hispanic? Yeah, I'm not. Only American, you know what I mean, vegetables. Hot dogs, cheeseburger. You can't grow hot dogs. Pretzels. No, no, I'm growing vegetables and fruits.
Well, you don't grow hummus either. You don't grow hummus? Chickpeas. It's a bean. It's chickpeas. It's a chickpea. How do you get chickpeas? You grow it. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. No chickpeas.
No chickpeas in our house. Well, no. I mean, I'll eat it like if I'm with, you know. No, it's American. We're not doing that.
No, I love hummus, but I'm just saying. All right. I do love hummus.
But look, chickpeas are very easy to grow. Nutrient dense and drought tolerant legumes that thrive in warm weather maturing in 90 days.
All right, I'll get chickpeas.
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Chapter 5: What are the thoughts on boiled hamburgers?
It looks like a, it looks like.
I mean, it's better than boiling the whole thing.
Yeah. Shouldn't boil the whole thing. So good. Yeah. Press play. Watch him smash it in the water. Okay. I mean, it's, it's ludicrous. Was that, is that dumb of me? Really? Yes. No, I don't think so.
Yeah. No, no.
No. Look, look at that. Look at that. Press play.
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Chapter 6: How does nostalgia relate to food experiences?
Smashing it in the water. That looks disgusting. Okay.
Oh God, dude. Could you push pause for a second, please? Can I defend this? Can I still try to defend it? Sure. Wiggle your way out of this one. Sometimes, because this is 115 years he's been doing it, right? Right. Did I not say that? Okay. So sometimes this. All right. Just listen to my logic, please. Yeah. Before you like mock me and laugh. I already laughed. All right.
So because if you do, your name gets back into the freezer. All right. I will try to banish you again, dude. Where's mine? Anyway. Expellius Asianus. All right. So just listen to my theory here. Sometimes you have to think about it in context. It's everything. It's everything, right? So it's like, you know, people go, you know, like music from the 60s, right?
I put it in context, like this is the beginning of, you know what I mean, stages of rock and roll, you know what I mean? And so when you're listening to it, you listen to it with that context, right? It's not as well produced as like a Harry Styles album, for instance, or whatever. So it's like when you go to Felipe's downtown. Love. Great, right? Great, right?
But you put in the context that this has been around for so long and they haven't really changed their menu that much. So you eat it with that context. Like, oh my God, this is like, you know what I mean? The same as it was in the 40s. And it's cool. A Greenland shark might've had this. Yeah. Or are those clams? So what I'm saying is these boiled hamburgers is the same thing.
It's like a nostalgia thing. It's a context thing.
When they boiled bread back then.
He thought they made the cheeseburger and then they boiled it. It's insane. I know. I know. Now, all right. Now, okay.
Now that I think of it. By the way, I agree with him when he goes, it's got to be soggy. I go, yeah.
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Chapter 7: What happens at the dwarf convention?
I'm thinking, yeah, the meat's got to be soggy. He's like, no, the whole thing is soggy. And you know what, bad friends at home? Somebody please make a boiled hamburger and send us a video of you boiling an entire hamburger and send it to carlosintheboothatgmail.com.
Anyway, we, you know, went to Laurie's.
You said it like a Southern black man. Went down into Lowry's.
You know me and Lowry's. I love Lowry's.
Have you been to Lowry's? Lowry's? Yeah. Lowry's. Have you been there?
Oh, I've been.
Yeah. So do you know what Lowry's is? Right? Have you ever had the seasoned salt Lowry's?
Lowry's seasoning salt.
You know that, right? They have a restaurant. So the same year that... Check out this information.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of representation in media?
I want it diverse. Okay. So anyway, we go to Laurie's. You like that? I backed right into it.
Wiggled my way out. You wiggled your way out.
Escape room. Racial escape room. Yeah. I don't like it when there's too many Asians because I like it more diverse. All right. Let them out.
So when you... Right? Normally when you go to any restaurant, right? You know, you order your prime rib. Sure. Right? And it just appears from the back of the kitchen. Right? Somebody prepares it. Somebody boils it back. Yeah, boils it back there.
Somebody boils up that prime rib.
Go ahead. Okay, in terms of wet bread, this is a good example. What about Yorkshire pudding? That's a wet bread. Yeah, it's not our thing. I know. I'm just saying. So in my mind, boiled hamburger. I mean, it doesn't sound that preposterous. I'm going home tonight and I'm boiling. Okay, let's let it go. All right, you're at Lowry's.
So we're at Lowry's and she goes, and what happens is you order your prime rib and there's different cuts that you can get. That's right. There's a California cut. Right. There's a regular cut. I get the Tokyo cut. Of course. Yeah, because it's small. It's a smaller portion. Catering to their audience. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so you order your cut and also your sides and they bring a little tin cart. And they bind your feet.
What?
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