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Bad Friends

Boiled Hamburgers w/ Brad Williams

13 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 1.795 Bobby Lee

You two are bad friends.

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1.895 - 2.958 Andrew Santino

Who are these two idiots?

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4.081 - 12.1 Bobby Lee

A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.

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12.215 - 18.122 Andrew Santino

Somebody's back from out of town. He's tired. He's sad. He's down. He's drinking coffee, coffee.

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18.182 - 25.51 Bobby Lee

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Great. Thanks for coming out to Lincoln. That show was great. What? Exactly.

26.271 - 27.212 Unknown

Oh, thank you for coming out.

27.332 - 30.076 Andrew Santino

And you were great. Oh, Sacramento. Lincoln, California. What?

Chapter 2: What shows are they thanking their audience for?

30.476 - 40.23 Andrew Santino

What a good show. Exactly. I didn't know what you were saying. You were like, thanks for thanking. Lincoln. Well, because I was trying to think, is it Sack or Lincoln? It was. They said it was something else, didn't they?

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40.25 - 54.055 Bobby Lee

Didn't they say it was Lincoln? Lincoln. Oh, Lincoln. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lincoln Logs. Yeah. So thanks for coming. That was a great show. You were on fire that night. What do you mean? You killed it. And... Okay. What do you mean? You just shrugged me off. No, I didn't.

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Chapter 3: What was the experience like at the Lincoln show?

54.075 - 69.918 Bobby Lee

You did. No, because... Check the tape! I know, but I'll tell you why. Why? Because I know if I said what I was going to say, that was going to start a fight. So I didn't say what I was going to say. Say what you were going to say. I didn't think I had a great set. And now here we go. That's annoying. So that's why I edited it out.

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69.938 - 81.279 Andrew Santino

Okay, well, let's go to something better. Fancy was wasted. You were wasted. I've never seen you that drunk. I've never seen you drunk at all, ever. Hammered. Yeah. You were hammered. One drink. One drink, you're alive. No, no, no, no.

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81.299 - 101.537 Bobby Lee

I poured you whiskey. You drank that. Bobby poured you a full glass. But I have to say, on stage though, you had the two biggest laughs out of even both of us. Yeah. C, right? C was, that's a home run. Perfect. The timing of it. It was so good. So good. What was the second punchline? It was a big one.

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101.898 - 103.06 Andrew Santino

Yeah, you got one more big pop.

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103.561 - 106.888 Bobby Lee

You got two pops. It was based on somebody that was on stage. It was a guy.

106.988 - 108.191 Andrew Santino

Personality.

108.211 - 110.796 Bobby Lee

Oh, yeah, personality. Yeah, personality.

110.916 - 112.299 Brad Williams

I'm one word.

112.319 - 119.008 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I looked at you as if to say, you know. Congratulations.

Chapter 4: What are the hosts' thoughts on boiled hamburgers?

322.033 - 327.421 Bobby Lee

What do you call that? Fake grass. Is that what they call it? I think so. I mean, what do they call it? I mean, turf. Turf.

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327.582 - 327.782 Andrew Santino

Yeah.

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328.002 - 350.567 Bobby Lee

I have turf. I'm going to take that out, put real American soil on there. American soil. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to put American soil on there, man. I'm going to get American seeds. You know what I mean? I'm not growing hummus. I grow hummus, dude. Okay. You know what I mean? American shit, tomatoes. Is that a Netanyahu joke? Is that a Netanyahu joke? Yeah, it is. No, it's not, dude.

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350.587 - 370.833 Bobby Lee

Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing fucking Goya. It's Goya. It's Goya, I think. What is Goya, though? I don't know. Okay. It just sounds like a Greek thing. I don't know. Is it Hispanic? Yeah, I'm not. Only American, you know what I mean, vegetables. Hot dogs, cheeseburger. You can't grow hot dogs. Pretzels. No, no, I'm growing vegetables and fruits.

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370.853 - 379.247 Bobby Lee

Well, you don't grow hummus either. You don't grow hummus? Chickpeas. It's a bean. It's chickpeas. It's a chickpea. How do you get chickpeas? You grow it. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. No chickpeas.

379.708 - 384.957 Andrew Santino

No chickpeas in our house. Well, no. I mean, I'll eat it like if I'm with, you know. No, it's American. We're not doing that.

385.238 - 389.196 Bobby Lee

No, I love hummus, but I'm just saying. All right. I do love hummus.

389.236 - 395.828 Andrew Santino

But look, chickpeas are very easy to grow. Nutrient dense and drought tolerant legumes that thrive in warm weather maturing in 90 days.

395.848 - 396.87 Bobby Lee

All right, I'll get chickpeas.

Chapter 5: What are the thoughts on boiled hamburgers?

2168.211 - 2169.353 Andrew Santino

It looks like a, it looks like.

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2169.373 - 2171.416 Brad Williams

I mean, it's better than boiling the whole thing.

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2171.436 - 2185.578 Andrew Santino

Yeah. Shouldn't boil the whole thing. So good. Yeah. Press play. Watch him smash it in the water. Okay. I mean, it's, it's ludicrous. Was that, is that dumb of me? Really? Yes. No, I don't think so.

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2185.899 - 2186.762 Brad Williams

Yeah. No, no.

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2187.685 - 2190.274 Andrew Santino

No. Look, look at that. Look at that. Press play.

Chapter 6: How does nostalgia relate to food experiences?

2190.615 - 2195.143 Andrew Santino

Smashing it in the water. That looks disgusting. Okay.

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2195.404 - 2216.843 Bobby Lee

Oh God, dude. Could you push pause for a second, please? Can I defend this? Can I still try to defend it? Sure. Wiggle your way out of this one. Sometimes, because this is 115 years he's been doing it, right? Right. Did I not say that? Okay. So sometimes this. All right. Just listen to my logic, please. Yeah. Before you like mock me and laugh. I already laughed. All right.

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2216.984 - 2241.669 Bobby Lee

So because if you do, your name gets back into the freezer. All right. I will try to banish you again, dude. Where's mine? Anyway. Expellius Asianus. All right. So just listen to my theory here. Sometimes you have to think about it in context. It's everything. It's everything, right? So it's like, you know, people go, you know, like music from the 60s, right?

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2241.829 - 2260.274 Bobby Lee

I put it in context, like this is the beginning of, you know what I mean, stages of rock and roll, you know what I mean? And so when you're listening to it, you listen to it with that context, right? It's not as well produced as like a Harry Styles album, for instance, or whatever. So it's like when you go to Felipe's downtown. Love. Great, right? Great, right?

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2260.555 - 2282.396 Bobby Lee

But you put in the context that this has been around for so long and they haven't really changed their menu that much. So you eat it with that context. Like, oh my God, this is like, you know what I mean? The same as it was in the 40s. And it's cool. A Greenland shark might've had this. Yeah. Or are those clams? So what I'm saying is these boiled hamburgers is the same thing.

2282.517 - 2285.72 Bobby Lee

It's like a nostalgia thing. It's a context thing.

2286.561 - 2288.243 Brad Williams

When they boiled bread back then.

2289.104 - 2311.943 Bobby Lee

He thought they made the cheeseburger and then they boiled it. It's insane. I know. I know. Now, all right. Now, okay.

2312.003 - 2315.788 Andrew Santino

Now that I think of it. By the way, I agree with him when he goes, it's got to be soggy. I go, yeah.

Chapter 7: What happens at the dwarf convention?

2315.808 - 2330.408 Andrew Santino

I'm thinking, yeah, the meat's got to be soggy. He's like, no, the whole thing is soggy. And you know what, bad friends at home? Somebody please make a boiled hamburger and send us a video of you boiling an entire hamburger and send it to carlosintheboothatgmail.com.

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2330.468 - 2333.813 Bobby Lee

Anyway, we, you know, went to Laurie's.

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2335.919 - 2343.77 Andrew Santino

You said it like a Southern black man. Went down into Lowry's.

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2343.79 - 2347.696 Unknown

You know me and Lowry's. I love Lowry's.

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2347.736 - 2351.882 Bobby Lee

Have you been to Lowry's? Lowry's? Yeah. Lowry's. Have you been there?

2351.902 - 2352.423 Unknown

Oh, I've been.

2352.523 - 2359.173 Bobby Lee

Yeah. So do you know what Lowry's is? Right? Have you ever had the seasoned salt Lowry's?

2359.353 - 2360.675 Andrew Santino

Lowry's seasoning salt.

2360.735 - 2364.962 Bobby Lee

You know that, right? They have a restaurant. So the same year that... Check out this information.

Chapter 8: What are the implications of representation in media?

2434.079 - 2439.127 Andrew Santino

I want it diverse. Okay. So anyway, we go to Laurie's. You like that? I backed right into it.

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2439.167 - 2440.669 Bobby Lee

Wiggled my way out. You wiggled your way out.

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2440.769 - 2447.499 Andrew Santino

Escape room. Racial escape room. Yeah. I don't like it when there's too many Asians because I like it more diverse. All right. Let them out.

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2447.8 - 2468.179 Bobby Lee

So when you... Right? Normally when you go to any restaurant, right? You know, you order your prime rib. Sure. Right? And it just appears from the back of the kitchen. Right? Somebody prepares it. Somebody boils it back. Yeah, boils it back there.

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2468.199 - 2469.461 Andrew Santino

Somebody boils up that prime rib.

2470.282 - 2487.677 Bobby Lee

Go ahead. Okay, in terms of wet bread, this is a good example. What about Yorkshire pudding? That's a wet bread. Yeah, it's not our thing. I know. I'm just saying. So in my mind, boiled hamburger. I mean, it doesn't sound that preposterous. I'm going home tonight and I'm boiling. Okay, let's let it go. All right, you're at Lowry's.

2487.697 - 2504.441 Bobby Lee

So we're at Lowry's and she goes, and what happens is you order your prime rib and there's different cuts that you can get. That's right. There's a California cut. Right. There's a regular cut. I get the Tokyo cut. Of course. Yeah, because it's small. It's a smaller portion. Catering to their audience. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2504.462 - 2509.469 Bobby Lee

And so you order your cut and also your sides and they bring a little tin cart. And they bind your feet.

2510.31 - 2510.41

What?

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