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Who are the hosts of Bad Friends?
You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma movie star. I'm in the presence of a movie star. And I'm so stunned by you because you're a movie star. I'm the president of a president.
What is the comedic dynamic between the hosts?
I'm in presence of a president. Yes, you are.
Little Chinese boy, sing to me.
You throw out things that don't make no sense, so I throw out things that don't make no sense to you.
I'm in the presence of a movie star. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Bad Friends. I'm in the presence of a movie star.
Movie star. I'm a little movie star, but this guy's a superstar, Brat. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Andrew Santino. They're in the same level. George Clooney.
Who is the mysterious Johnny Yang?
Come to me. How funny would it be if George Clooney, what is, who's calling you? Johnny Yang. Johnny O-Yang? No, Johnny Yang. That's Jimmy O-Yang's brother? He's my haircut. Can I answer it? Yeah, sure. Okay. Getting your haircut soon? Getting your lettuce sliced? Oh, you hung up on me. Go ahead, call Johnny Yang back. Sounds like a character from Mortal Kombat. Johnny Yang wins. Finish him, Johnny Yang.
Hello?
What is the phone call about?
Hello?
Hey, how's it going?
How's it going?
Are you aware about tonight?
What?
Tonight for Erica?
No, not tonight. Sorry? Sometime this week.
Oh, this week? Okay.
What time you go?
I'm in training right now. I'm going to check for you in 15 minutes. I'm going to check for you?
You're going to check for me?
I'm going to call you.
You call me, I'll call you, okay? Okay.
Okay, I'll text you. Okay, bye. How do you have any professional relationships? It's unbelievable. What do you mean? Like that's your haircut guy? Yeah.
That poor guy. He thinks I have an accent. Well, he does. He thinks I do. That's how I always talk to him. Where is he from? China. Oh, he's off the boat. Yeah, he's off the boat, yeah. Was he on the show? He thinks I'm from off the boat too.
Does he? Yeah, he goes, hi Rao, I go, hi Rao.
Okay, is this a house haircut? You get your haircut at your house?
He comes over, yeah. Yeah, he comes over. I'm in the presence of a movie star. I'm in the presence of a superstar. Why do you keep singing this? Because I did two lines in Theo Vaughn's movie. I'm in the presence of a movie star. Yeah? Dude. Dude. Who'd you work for? Morgan Freeman this week. Morgan Freeman. Right? He does. I do one Theo Vaughn. I'm movie star. What Morgan Freeman are you talking about? The fucking eyes, the blood, the magic movie you did in fucking Hungary.
What? A year ago? It was a year ago. Right. Look at this. There's Bobby walking around on set smoking, being a diva. I heard. I got back some word that you were being a diva on set.
Why? I am a diva.
Skinny diva. Look at him. Little skinny diva.
I'm fucking confused.
Are you rocking magenta? Was that your pick or theirs? Theirs pick. That looks really good. Thanks, man. Do you think I should do the cowboy look? Because everyone's saying I should do the cowboy look. I think you should do the shirts and the hat, but not the boots. Oh, the boots are too much. Because you pride yourself in your shoe game. Yeah. You got good shoe game. I think boots are not your style. Yeah. But I think the hats are dope. I think the shirt, I think the belt is fly as shit.
You know what I look like there? Sicario. Sicario. A hit man. You do. Yeah.
Oh, don't bring up, we talked about that before the show. That woman got shot yesterday and killed.
Oh no, oh no, what?
Her husband put on a hit. She's going to get, like, fast food. Her ex-husband hires a hitman, allegedly.
Let's stop for a second. Push pause. Let me get the information right.
Yeah.
A man. Yeah. Did I get it right? You got that part.
That's all I know.
That's all I know. A man. No. So a man hired a hitman to kill his wife. Apparently a group, right?
Carlos didn't say there was like a crew of people that were out to kill this woman.
No. And let me ask you something before we get into this. And they framed it as a robbery. How much money would you spend? What? To kill your wife. How much money would I spend? Yeah. I wonder how much. Well, I don't want.
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