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Bad Friends

We're in a Giggity Quagmire

27 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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Hey, everybody. You guys, the Netflix Comedy Festival is arriving. Netflix is a joke festival. And they gave us the YouTube Theater. Thank you. Thank you. 5-8. 5-8. What is that? May 8th.

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Chapter 2: What details are shared about the Netflix Comedy Festival?

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May 8th. We're going to be here in Los Angeles at the YouTube Theater, which, by the way, is right next to SoFi. SoFi. We're down there by SoFi. So come see the bad friends for Netflix is a joke fest May 8th in Los Angeles. And tickets are going fast. Bobby just announced a ton of new dates. This is my last tour for three years.

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yeah you gotta do yeah so I'm gonna I'm doing this run and I'm not gonna go out for like two or three years so if you wanna have a new hour you wanna see Bobby you better go see him on the finally tour exactly he's gonna be all over the country and even down under down under June 28th by the way I'm gonna be at Del Mar San Diego dude June 28th shows and July 24th I'll be in St.

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Charles Missouri so June 28th San Diego go to badfriendspod.com to come see us May 8th at the YouTube theater go to bobbylee.live and go to andrewsantino.com to come see us.

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You two are bad friends.

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Who are these two idiots?

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A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

Chapter 3: What announcements are made about upcoming shows?

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You two are something. We're bad friends.

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Oh, my God. It's so weird to be back in the studio and hearing. How you doing?

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How you doing? How you doing? Tony Bag of Donuts. You're Tony Bag of Donuts? I'm Tony Bag of Donuts. I'm Jimmy Small Eyes. Tony Bag of Donuts. How you doing from Brooklyn? I know somebody. What are we doing here? I know somebody who knows somebody who make it so you don't know nobody. Yeah, you know what? All right. You do? No. Whoa. No. You look like my cousin, Aisha. Tony. Tony. Tony? Tony.

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Is that your name?

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My name's Tony. Your name is Tony. I'm Jimmy. How you doing? Tony. Yeah, yeah. I'm from Brooklyn.

Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift towards personal grievances?

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Where you from? New York. New York. How you doing, New York?

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All you New Yorkers out there, how you doing?

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And to get more comedy like this. Yeah, go to our Patreon. Please go.

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We're in a war. We're in a war. We're in a war.

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I'll say this to the fans. I want to thank all the fans that have bought tickets so far to the May 8th Netflix as a joke festival. All 12 of you. And let me say this. It's undersold. It's undersold, yeah. Let's bring it up. Let's hurt our ego. Yeah, let's hurt it. Let's hurt it real bad. I think it's under 40%. Is it under 40% really? I think so, yeah. Is the blue good? Blue's bad. Blue is bad.

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Blue is all the people that have not bought the tickets. So when is this? It's in a month. Well, we'll pump it. I hope so, because it's bad. Back in Brooklyn, we used to pump it. Hey, guys, we're going to start pumping it. We're going to pump it back in Brooklyn. We used to pump it. God, look at that. That's bad. Well, we're competing against so many people.

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Google, who else is performing for Netflix as a joke on May 8th? It says John Mulaney. Jelly Roll and Andrew Soltz of the Greek. We are at the YouTube Theater. Matt Reif is at the Hollywood Bowl. Stamptown, our boy Zach Zucker. Ronnie Hassan Minaj and Ronnie Chang at the Dolby Theater. Yeah, I mean- You guys are like the 10th most famous. Dude. First of all, we're fourth on the list.

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We are fourth on left. So it goes Mulaney, Schultz, and Jelly Roll. Yeah. And then us. We're third. We're third. You guys are third. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant. No, that's not what you meant. No, I meant. What you meant is that you want to get fired. That's what you meant. And by the way, we're above Matt Rife at the Hollywood Bowl, which is way bigger.

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And I bet he sold it out already. He already sold it out. He already sold the Hollywood Bowl out. I want to apologize real quick, if I may. I also was. Oh, what? I want to apologize to you. To me? If I may. Yeah, please. What happened? Today I was doing what I describe as netherworld farts. Honestly. Yeah, it was like ball, the demon. Did you smell a McCone? Yeah. You walked away one time.

Chapter 5: What slang words from different eras do they discuss?

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And I was good in the 60s, 70s, pretty good. 80s, great. 90s, okay. 2000s. And then in the 2025s, I couldn't guess any of them. Where did you go to find this? Can I get my phone?

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I'll do a test with you.

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Can I put my glasses back on? Yeah. So some of them I didn't, so I'm gonna, can I test you on it? Please. On a couple. What era would you like to start with? What did you, how far does it go back? Probably the 50s. I think we started with the 70s. Let's start with the 70s, I'm down. All right, 70s slang words. Got it.

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Chapter 6: How does the conversation shift to modern slang?

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Far out, man. Far out, it's like, it's a good thing. Yep, yep, very good. Positive, yeah. Groovy. Groovy. Groovy's also cool. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stylish, excellent, trendy. Yeah, excellent. This is a bad game. No, let's see it. Yeah. Right on. These are so easy. I know. But they get harder as the years goes on, is what I'm saying. Well, give me the hard years.

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All right, all right, all right. Sorry. By the way, all those words meant the same thing. They just mean like good, positive, yes. But I know, but I understand that. But in 1971, somebody went far out and they went, what do you mean? No. Yeah, it was the first time someone said it in the 70s. That's why it's a 70s slang word. That's what's interesting.

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Pre-internet, how did these things get around so fast? Because people said groovy a lot. So, I mean, for instance, an everyday expression in the 70s would be, catch you on the flip side.

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Chapter 7: What are the implications of AI on human experiences?

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Yeah. Yeah, that was up until like the 80s. Yeah. This one I don't know from the 70s. What's your bag? What's your bag? What's your deal? That's exactly what it says. It's what's your deal? What's your problem? Yeah. Dude, you're so good at this game. Well, I grew up in the 60s. Yeah, so did I. 70s. 70s, yeah. Yeah, yeah, me too. Keep on trucking. We know that one. Yeah. Give me some skin.

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Give me high five. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now that's in the 70s, right? So you want to skip the 80s, right? Here's where we hear the N word again. No, no. So the 2000... 20s. Yeah, give me the 2020s because now the kid is gonna be the slang that's- Yeah, 20s, slang words. These are so hard. Here we go. So we- I thought he had an app. He literally just Googled.

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I thought there was like a thing you- No, it's a chat GPT. I'm doing it. Oh, okay. All right. So popularly everyday slangs, right? Bet. Bet. Like if somebody says bet, it's like, oh yeah, fuck it. Like it's like if someone goes, I'll see you there, you go bet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay. Agreed. Yeah, agreed.

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Chapter 8: How does the discussion conclude on the topic of reincarnation?

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Exactly. Yeah. No cap. No lie. Dude, you're so good at this. You're 19 years old? Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. Cap. Cap is a lie. Oh, wow. I didn't know that. Well, we just did no cap. I didn't get either one of them. All right, here we go. You like this game? I love it. Say less. That's easy. Okay. Low key. A low key is actually an older term that's now been readapted by youth culture.

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That's a very good, I think it's 60s slang word probably. If something was low key, it's on the low. Yeah, exactly. Let's go to confidence and style section, if we may. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good. Drip. Drip his clothes, wear what you're... Dude, what the fuck? Hi, hi, hi. You don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. Yeah, yeah. Bustin'. This was hard for me.

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When something's bustin', if somebody eats something, they go, that's bustin'. Wow, dude. This guy's a hipster. Silver Lake, here we come. Okay. What is it? You want to keep going? Sure. Slaps. That shit slaps means it's really good. Yeah, exactly. It says very good. Yeah. Dude, you're so good at this. I hear McCone fucking lives in my head. Oh, yeah, right. Ate and left no crumbs.

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When you eat something and left no crumbs, you cleaned house. You fucked it up. You did it right. You did something perfectly. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was even using slang and describing the slang. Yeah, it's great. It's giving. That's some gay shit. I know, but it's out here.

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It's giving means like if somebody says like, Bobby is, you're giving, if someone said Bobby is giving icon, it means like you're giving a vibe. A vibe, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're throwing out something. You want to keep going or no? Sure. All right, reactions and emotions, right? Yeah. I'm dead. I'm dead is very funny. If something's really good, you're like, oh my God, I'm dead.

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Like it's so funny, I'm dead. Yeah, yeah. I didn't say that. I said that I was literally dead. You're dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is- It's impossible. Impossible. You're talking to them. If I thought to myself. You know what I mean? There's no way I could say I'm dead if I was dead. I gotta get hung up on one of these. What is it? All right. There's gotta be one. Mid. Not that good.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Average. Sus. Which is ironic because mid nowadays is actually very positive. Shit is mid, it's actually kind of good now. Because shit gets too hyped up and then it's bad. Okay, let's move on. Sus. Very suspect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cringe. Easy. Gross. Yeah, yeah. DeLulu. That's some more gay shit. Yo, man, your dick is DeLulu. I'll suck it anyway, dog.

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I am curious to know that homology. Is it like delirious and something else? It's delusional. Yeah, delusional, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's go internet meme culture. All right, MPC. MPC, well, we know what that is from video games because that's what you know. I know, but when you say somebody is acting MPC, what does that mean? They're acting sus.

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No, they're acting robotic or basic. That's sus, very sus. Okay, good. NPCs are sus. When you see someone act an NPC, you're like, I don't really trust that motherfucker. Something's up. All right, so this is what you were accusing me earlier, right? And I disagree with you, right? Main character energy. You think it's all about you. Side eye. Yep.

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