# 673 - Jessica Kirson Is the Man
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What is the significance of comedy in Jessica's life?
sound of madness and all the classics you'll love alongside some of the never before performed deep cuts and of course the mind-blowing production empire the band is known for and i am telling you i've seen that firsthand we saw them on tour the whole our whole group saw them and it was one of the most amazing shows and if you are one of those people that's lived under a rock and are unfamiliar with shine down check out burt cast number 623 they play acoustic i'm telling you zach is what they call a prodigy guitar he is amazing he is brilliant and by the way they're bringing bush with you are you kidding me morgan wade this is a night you're not going to want to miss for a full list of dates and to secure your tickets right now visit shinedown.com last year so many of you joined us for the 5k and it was the most amazing experience in person and virtually it was so much fun that we are bringing it back this time it's in tampa may 4th
We are bringing the whole crew back, including Jelly Roll. Me, Tom, Jelly Roll. Listen, if you don't think you can do it, Tommy, tell them they can do it. You can do it.
We can do it. We did it. Look at us. It's not that crazy. You can do it. You just have to try a little bit. Go to 2bears5k.com to register. And thank you to Spartan for helping us produce and put this on. And everybody at YMH and Birdie Boy. We are so excited. We will see you May 4th in Tampa for the next 2 Bears 5K.
And I can't wait for Baker Mayfield to verbally commit. He's coming? He's definitely coming.
Great ass on that guy.
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I'd kill to put chips in my vagina, like Doritos and stuff.
I'd put so much stuff in my vagina if I had a vagina.
No, you wouldn't.
I would put so much stuff.
What? Like your wallet? What would you put in there?
I definitely have my ID in there. I've been drinking straight for like three days.
Oh, how do you feel?
I feel great. I mean, it doesn't catch up with you until tomorrow. I flew on a red eye to New York.
Yeah.
Drank on that flight. Woke up, took a meeting. Meeting went well. Had drinks at lunch. Fell asleep. Went to dinner with Tim Dillon. Drank there. Yeah. Slept maybe three hours. Got to the airport. Started drinking mimosas. Fell asleep on my plane. Slept the whole flight back and forth. Both flights.
Well, that's good.
I'm about to have another drink.
When? Do it now. Get wasted during the podcast.
It's so much funnier. Pete, make me a drink and surprise me. Someone downstairs. Can I tell you, this is what I was thinking. When you taste, say Sprite or root beer. And then you taste Diet Coke or Coke.
It's not. This is so much better. This is my drink, Diet Sprite. And most people don't have it.
Diet Sprite might be the best.
It is. It hurts when you swallow it. So it's good because it's like cut. I feel like I'm swallowing knives. And I want to die. But root beer is so good.
Root beer is. I mean, I bet the first person that sipped root beer, and they was like, yo, I want more of this.
Yeah, and you know, putting the ice cream in it, the vanilla ice cream. Have you ever done that?
Yeah. Oh, it's so good. Can I tell you what I wish I had had in life was, what do they call like a egg?
That's a Jewish New York, that's a New York thing. What is it? Egg cream. Egg cream.
Yeah.
It's also good to guzzle soda when you're hungover.
I went to couples therapy today.
Well, thank God you weren't. Do you like couples therapy?
I knew I had a victory coming in. I knew I was going to win this one. I crushed this couples therapy. And actually, my wife cried in the middle and I go, no, no, no, no. No fair catches here. Come on. You take the loss the way you're supposed to take the loss.
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