# 675 - Sam Jay is Black & Gay
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What is the Permission to Party World Tour?
you've never been with a black woman no never kissed one uh what does that mean what's that i don't know if she's black what what what else is the possibilities well she said she was black but people say she's not black okay do you know her no i don't know about that but The Permission to Party World Tour kicks off September 18th in Rockford, Illinois. The 19th in Milwaukee. The 20th in St. Paul, Minnesota. The 21st in Duluth, Minnesota. Followed by Eugene, Oregon, September 28th. Avoid scalpers and go to BurtBurtBurt.com to get your lowest ticket price. My best question. You ready for it?
Oh, yeah. Oh, we ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You ready? Fuck yeah, I'm ready. Let's go.
What culture is more fun, being gay or being black?
Being black.
Really?
Yeah, because white people got too much involvement in being gay. Oh, that's fucking perfect. So, absolutely being black. I think most black gay people feel like they black first, gay second. You know what I'm saying? Now, being black and gay in a black and gay space
They got black and gay clubs?
Yeah. Now that's fun.
Oh, I bet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like white gay clubs, not so much.
We just went to a bear club.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was fun.
The boys are nasty though.
They're handsy.
Yeah, they're real handsy and they nasty and they like the smells and stuff.
They don't bartend because they love making drinks. They bartend to fuck.
Yeah, no. Everywhere in the boys club is about getting some ass.
Yeah.
Like, there's condoms all in the bathroom. It's like, y'all can fucking hear it. No one gonna say nothing. It's all about fucking. The boys are nasty.
Yeah, I... I think men are nasty.
No, absolutely. That's why I was like, yo, gay men shouldn't be offended when people are like, oh, gay men are nasty. Because men are nasty. It's just two men unfiltered just doing shit. Gay men invented the glory hole. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? You don't even know it's on the other side, bro. And you don't really give a fuck. Women are not putting their vaginas in no hole.
I could never. never put my dick in a glory hole.
You could never put your dick in a glory hole?
I don't believe that. I could never. I don't believe that.
You don't think you could be drunk enough and free enough and in the right space to stick your dick in a glory hole?
Because sometimes horny takes over.
That's what I'm saying.
And you shake a little bit.
And environment, though. Like, if it's a loose environment, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like we're in Amsterdam.
Yeah, or somewhere nice. You know what I mean? Like a nice breezy, like, chill spot. I don't think you do it like downtown LA.
I think I'm too fat to use a glory hole because my stomach would push. I'd have to be like this.
They got glory holes for all shapes and sizes. They have one where they have an imprint of a belly where you can rest it in there and get the dick up under.
I would love to be on the other side of a glory hole and see dicks coming through.
Just to judge him?
Just to be like, yeah. Just to be on the other side going, no. You think I was going to suck that? Come on. Take it back, buddy.
Just to critique them? That would be something I can see a white guy doing, just wanting his dick to be shamed, like via a glory hole, where he don't even want to touch. He just stick his hard dick through there and just someone be like, it's disgusting. You're gross. Get your ugly dick out of here.
some of the porn that gets into my feed is white guys just, it's like cock and ball torture.
Yeah, they like that.
I don't, yeah, that's straight white.
Can I ask you a question about a lot of white porn? Like why y'all do certain stuff? So there's this new genre I've discovered because I like a lot of like mother-daughter tag team porn when I know it's not real mothers and daughters.
Oh, I only like it when it's authentic. I want to see birth certificates.
But there's this new genre that's popped up where it's like a stepmom, right? And it's stepsons and they fucking a stepmom. But it's only because like, but it's weird because they're like berating her. Like she's like a mess usually. Stepmom's a mess and she can't keep her life together. And they're like, our stupid fucking stepmom. She's getting on our nerves.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the Permission to Party World Tour?
0:00–4:11
2
What culture is more fun: being gay or being black?
4:11–44:10
3
How do gay and straight friendships differ?
44:10
4
What does it mean to hold space?
40:41–59:24
5
How do comedians navigate identity?
59:24–1:27:15
6
What is the significance of luck vs. hard work in success?
1:27:15–2:19:58
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