Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
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Oh my God, I forgot about Periscope.
Yeah.
On Twitter. Yeah. I was really busy.
I need to close that account. I think I left that camera on.
To Dave, you said, how old is Elias? Like a 27? Thank you.
Honestly, because I... He just looks really tired.
I think it's like you meet someone at an age and you remember them at that age, you know?
Especially as comics.
Yeah.
Like, I have certain comics I'll always see as fat, even if they're thin now. Okay.
By the way, I just saw a video of me in this last episode, and I was like, hey, is anyone going to tell me I got fat again? Like, was anyone going to mention that? I saw a side shot, and I was like, hey, no more profile shots, please. It was on the email we got about doing the show.
Yeah.
It was on the email? Hey, you guys broke out fat again.
Don't mention his size. He gets really angry.
The problem is I'm very muscular. That is a problem. I'm the most muscular I've ever been, so that's a lot of the weight. And then this, and then I'm drinking like crazy. Wow.
I think it's the drinking.
You drink.
Not as much, right? But recently, I reignited my passion for being a party goblin in Australia. I was like, I don't drink before shows. I don't drink on a show day. It's just nothing. And I was like, do you have a Riesling? And I had it. And I was like, this doesn't feel bad. And I drank at least four glasses of wine every single night. And I'm back.
You are. Do me a favor real quick before Leanne leaves. Ask me how Leanne and I met.
Burt, how did you and Liam meet? We're not talking about that. Oh, okay. And the show's over. Okay. Okay.
Did you see the Bill Belichick interview? Oh, yes, I did.
And they're saying they cut like half an hour out of it also. There's like more that like, yeah.
The footage of her like lurking behind a computer, just like monitoring everything. That's how I want to be with you.
Do you think, do you think, okay, let's be real. Okay. I'm married what they call like a rescue dog. Okay. Like if she just left, she didn't hear it. She, but like you married, you married what I could, I don't know the right way to say this. Like a domineering, gregarious, go-getting fucking alpha. Yeah.
Is that a dog? Like, you have to name the dog type.
Purebred German Shepherd. Oh, you married a Rottweiler. You married a Rottweiler. Like, a little unpredictable at times. A little unpredictable. Adorable. I mean, beautiful dog. Everyone stops and says, that's a gorgeous dog. And you're like, hey, just give it some space.
Don't get in its face. Let it smell your hands. Let it smell your hands. She'll be with you for life. She's so loyal. But I was so excited.
She bit her trainer.
I'm not her first owner and those people don't want to see her ever again.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the show sponsored by?
0:00–31:38
2
How does Iliza feel about cooking with Bert?
31:38–49:47
3
What is the secret to making great sausage bread?
49:47–59:10
4
How do Bert and Iliza met?
59:10–1:15:43
5
What are the challenges of cooking at home?
1:15:43–1:36:38
6
How does Noah's cooking compare to Bert's?
1:36:38–1:46:02
Speakers
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