Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
FULL SHOW: Mom & Me Date, Brooke & Jeff’s Scam the Scammer Prank + Alexis' Granny Ghosts (1/14/26)
18 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What happened during the emergency evacuation off the mountain?
Y'all, I'm very happy to be here today because I was emergency evacuated off a mountain over the weekend.
Yeah, I literally still can't believe that.
Yes, it was insane. You're going to hear all about it in our brand new What's On Your Mind. We got a full hour, brand new episode. Thank you for being here with the Brooke and Jeffrey podcast. It's going to be a fun one. The scam, the scammer continues. Yeah, people love them. Yeah, every day this week we're doing those phone pranks on the scam calls we get to the station.
Dude, the scammer reactions are pretty funny.
It's funny because they can't just get off the phone. They want your money and your info. So it's like trying to deal with us is really fun.
Oh, my God. Enjoy that. And before we get to the brand new full hour, what do you see, Alexis, on the comments?
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about the scammer prank calls?
I saw one on TikTok from Falafel.
who said, hello, this is Saif from Iraq. Love your show. I started listening to the full show from the start on YouTube. I'm now at May 13th, 2025. I still have a long way to go. Can you shout me out so when I reach this episode, I can hear it?
Hey, shout out.
When you hear this, you've made it.
We're talking to you in the future. Hope life is still great and hope you're still enjoying this.
And still listening. Yeah. Awesome.
Awesome to make you smile. Yeah, exactly. All right. Brand new full hour starts right now.
I've got something that's been trending online, and I hope it's okay for me to say it on live radio.
Just say it. Oh, is it inappropriate?
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Chapter 3: What is a grandma shower and why is it controversial?
Yeah. Do you actually ask for presents?
Yeah.
That's kind of strange. But I guess that's coming from me. I have a hoarder mom who's kept everything I've ever touched, and so she had all of my own toys for my kids to play with.
Another event not quite as popular as Grandma Showers, Grandma Shockers.
Now that one actually sounds dirtier to me.
We're going to demonstrate during the shot caller question of the day. Jake, show Nana what's in store for her throat. Grandma likes it.
Come on now. On this day back in 1990, the Simpsons became a weekly staple on Fox. Yay! and cartoons never were the same again. This quirky, dysfunctional yellow family broke all the traditional rules of television. They had smarter jokes, they had edgier satire, and loving depictions of Homer choking out his own son.
It's animated so they can get away with it.
What a good dad. It's no wonder the show's been going strong for over 35 years. Damn. But how well do each of you really know The Simpsons? We're going to find out during a special Springfield Showdown edition of... 20 of 20. Now, each of you will say a number 1 through 20. In response, I'll give you a question about the Simpsons TV show. Just answer correctly to stay in the game. Okay.
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Chapter 4: What happens when a date unexpectedly includes a parent?
Next time you listen, yes. We're over to Jose. Seven. Even though the phrase changes, the first three words stay the same. What is Bart's favorite three words to write on the chalkboard during the opening credits? Three words. Starts each phrase on the chalkboard.
Oh, it starts? I was like, he does a different one each time. Oh, man. I knew he was going to give me an obscure one that I'm not going to remember.
Oh, man, you're asking Jose a reading question in the middle of a Simpsons show.
Okay, so I went to Catholic school, and I used to have to write on the board like Bart Simpson, and they would make you say, I will not, because you're not going to do it anymore. So I think it's I will not.
Correct, Jose.
My fellow get in trouble guy.
It was worth getting in trouble in school for that one. Oh, wow. Jeffrey, we're over to you. Need a number, please. 16. What is the name of the Springfield Elementary principal? I need first and last.
These are good. It's so hard because you can picture them. Exactly.
Or you know one of the names. Yeah. See, this is another TV show that my parents refused to let me watch when I was growing up because it was too edgy. It was going to make me into a bad person.
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Chapter 5: How does Ethan's date with Brianna unfold?
They hang out with Moe, and that means Jose and Brooke didn't get any wrong and have won today's edition of Plenty of 20.
Well, no surprise. The bullies of the show come out on top. They get to bully who gets shocked while they sing Yellow by Coldplay. I wonder who it's going to be. We both know.
We're like Nelsons. God, he would listen to Coldplay. Yeah. Jeff. Of course it is.
Look at the stars. Look how they shine for you. Oh, my God.
That's like if Ralph Wiggum tried to sing that song.
I think that's a funny reference. I like it. Text it. That was good.
You're going to be embarrassed when you look up who that is.
I already am. That's your shot caller question of the day. Phone tap's coming up in just a few minutes.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Chapter 6: What surprising twist occurs during Ethan's date?
Our first day up in the mountains. Oh, cool.
Is it allowed to ski on the mountain at that point, or are you guys going rogue?
So we drop our kids off at their ski lessons, and then my husband and I take one run, and I'm like, hey, let's head over to this double chair. We get on the chair. Halfway up, it stops. Which is normal. That's normal. Because people fall. Totally. Because people fall? Well, you get the start, not in the middle of it. What the heck? Ten minutes goes by, no movement. All right. Concerning.
A little weird.
Is that longer than usual?
30 minutes go by. No. This is so odd. You're cold? And we are not moving. Oh. When suddenly a ski patrol person is sliding down underneath everybody's chair below us and yelling up, the lift broke. No. My worst nightmare. We are going to have to emergency evacuate everyone.
No.
What are you doing to the helicopter?
Trampoline? What do you do?
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Chapter 7: What are the latest trends in phone technology by 2036?
I'm making jokes because it's not their fault. They're doing a great job. And my husband's like, what are you doing? We're going to be the last chair off this thing because they're like, chair 98's fine.
They're laughing.
Yeah, they're having a great time. So they finally bring the rope. There's a rope? It goes under your armpits. I won't go into the whole thing. I have a video of me being wasted down that we can put up on social media. Did you make your husband record it? No. We called it a day after that. We didn't do any more runs. You're like, let's get back to the top of the mountain.
Quitter.
Jose, what's been on your mind?
Well, they say as an adult, it's harder to make new friends, but I think I may have accidentally done it.
Oh, really?
That's good. This past weekend, I went over to my best friend's house to watch football.
Okay.
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Chapter 8: What bizarre first date stories are shared in this episode?
That's good. And then she goes, why don't we make it every two weeks?
That's a little much. Smart lady.
I don't remember the negotiation.
And I was like, what are you guys doing? I was like, no, I'm going to just once a week, really short call. And she's like, no, put it in your calendar. Every other week we'll talk. And I was like, okay, so I didn't mishear her. She actually doesn't want me to contact her that much.
She can only take so many of your stories in a short amount of time.
Can she tell you why? No, no reason. I mean, I guess I'll find out in two weeks.
If she answers the phone, that is.
Yeah, that's true. She's like, I meant months.
Yeah.
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