One of our listeners says she BOUGHT children on their first date...It sounds weird, possibly illegal, but a version of that happened, and you’ll hear how in a brand new Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What is the 'Second Date Update' about?
Okay, I'll just tell you, but you can't tell her. We won't.
We won't say. None of us here will say anything to her. Yes.
Deal? So I don't know if she told you, but we bought each other plants on our date.
Yeah. Right. Yeah, it seemed kind of like cute and movie-ish.
Yeah, we even knew Gertrude and Leif Erikson are the name of the plants.
Okay, right, right. Yeah, we named them.
Okay.
But when we were leaving the mall, I didn't realize I left Gertrude on the roof of my car. Oh. So I drove away. No. I heard about... Yeah, I heard a bump. I didn't know what it was, so I backed up and I ran over Gertrude.
You ran over your own child? You guys are being so dramatic. Oh, God. It's not a real baby. You killed Gertrude? Oh, no. Hello?
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