FULL SHOW: A.I. Wingman Date, Ted Bundy Twin Loser Line + Most Famous Bald Men (8/3/26)
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Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout-outs to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing with my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro. It's called happiness. Delivering happiness. And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, and listen now.
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season 3 podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It's a scorched earth war that shows just how far someone will go to get what they want.
Cindy said I had to choose between the truth and my family, and I had to choose the truth.
Listen to Season 3 of Burden of Guilt on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
All right, here it is. We've got a full hour for you. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning to start your Monday. We've got new Loser Line, Laser Stories. What other L things do we have? Loser Line, Laser Stories, missed connections. Yeah, missed connections. Second date. Telephone tap. Yeah. We had a lot of fun on the way, but first comments. Yeah, Kanimi said, Brooke, you had camels at your wedding? What? A camel. Oh. there wasn't multiple it was just one camel that my husband rode down on because my mom found a camel in Idaho don't that in itself is a feat and then my husband was refusing to ride it because my mom's like why does a bride get all the glory she thinks a groom should have an entrance as well and so he kept saying that he wasn't going to ride it and so my mom picked out a dress just in case she had to ride it someone was riding the camel the camel was going to make an appearance and he did yep
But then his buddies convinced him that he should ride the camel. There's the camel story. I wish I knew you to have been invited to it back then.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–10:48
2
What was the controversy around the AI humanoid teacher 'Sally' and why was she pulled from the elementary school?
10:48–18:44
3
How did the hosts celebrate 'National Big Forehead Day' and what trivia game did they play about famous bald people?
18:44–36:16
4
What viral life-hacks and local oddities are covered in 'Laser Stories' (coffee slushies, Aldi's luxury ice, and gun safety mishaps)?
36:16–46:09
5
How did Aaron celebrate his new job and meet Carrie at the bar?
46:09–47:54
6
What happened when Aaron asked ChatGPT for kissing advice and they tested it?
47:54–50:44
7
Why did Carrie get weirded out by Aaron’s ‘flirting’ with his AI (Pudge Muffin)?
50:44–54:43
8
Which Missed Connections stories and caller games close out the show?
54:43–1:25:41