FULL SHOW: Brooke Breaks You Up: Cheater Edition, Fake Doctor Lie + Trader Joes Rave (7/23/26)

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Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:00
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 0:01
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:03
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Carrie Brownstein 0:06
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:18
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 0:30
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Kyle MacLachlan 0:35
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 0:37
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 0:47
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout-outs to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Chelsea Handler 1:17
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Jake Brennan 1:27
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing with my belt? To Bill Burr.
Kyle MacLachlan 2:03
I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am.
Jake Brennan 2:08
And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro.
Contest / crowd audio speaker at Trader Joe's/Aldi rave — Unknown 2:13
It's called Happiness. Delivering Happiness.
Jake Brennan 2:15
And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, and listen now. I'm Jake Brennan, and on the Disgraceland podcast, I explore the wild lives of rock stars and unbelievable true crime stories from music history. These are the stories you haven't heard, the kind you'll end up telling someone else. Like the time Paul McCartney spent in a notorious prison, or the bizarre crime Lady Gaga is accused of, or that time Blondie's Debbie Harry escaped Ted Bundy. Listen to Disgraceland on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 2:54
I can say I'm emotionally spent after today's show. It took everything out of me.
Brooke (Brooke from 'Brooke and Jeffrey') 2:59
I was going to say why it was so fun. I'm like, yeah, for us.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:03
We got a brand new Brooke Breaks You Up. That explains that comment. Coming up, plus we got TikTok Click Shock, which is great fun, and Mass Speaker, all sorts of good stuff. But first, we'd love to start by highlighting your comments.
Brooke (Brooke from 'Brooke and Jeffrey') 3:15
What do you see, Alexis? Yeah, Shanoer said, since we lost MySpace, my friends got lazy. Bring back ranking them to earn my love properly. That's right. Are you in my top eight? I didn't think so.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:26
Do you remember, though, Jose, then they added top 16, and then at one point there was like a top 32, and I'm like, this is getting out of control. That's too much. It was like the most passive-aggressive thing, though, when you went to your friends' page and you saw you moved.
Pete (caller on Brooke Breaks You Up) — listener 3:39
Moved down at least.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:39
But didn't it feel so good when you broke up with someone when you booted them out of your top eight? Fuck.

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