FULL SHOW: Brooke Breaks You Up: Cheater Edition, Fake Doctor Lie + Trader Joes Rave (7/23/26)
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What topics are introduced in the show's opening and promos?
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I can say I'm emotionally spent after today's show. It took everything out of me.
I was going to say why it was so fun. I'm like, yeah, for us.
We got a brand new Brooke Breaks You Up. That explains that comment. Coming up, plus we got TikTok Click Shock, which is great fun, and Mass Speaker, all sorts of good stuff. But first, we'd love to start by highlighting your comments.
What do you see, Alexis? Yeah, Shanoer said, since we lost MySpace, my friends got lazy. Bring back ranking them to earn my love properly. That's right. Are you in my top eight? I didn't think so.
Do you remember, though, Jose, then they added top 16, and then at one point there was like a top 32, and I'm like, this is getting out of control. That's too much. It was like the most passive-aggressive thing, though, when you went to your friends' page and you saw you moved.
Moved down at least.
But didn't it feel so good when you broke up with someone when you booted them out of your top eight? Fuck.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What topics are introduced in the show's opening and promos?
0:00–12:17
2
Who is Jimothy and why is the short‑spined raccoon trending online?
12:17–19:17
3
How does the hosts play the 'Shot Caller' comic‑book quiz segment?
19:17–37:14
4
What is the Mass Speaker confession about a fake doctor revealed?
37:14–58:34
5
How does the cemetery phone‑tap prank escalate and resolve?
58:34–1:16:54