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Brooke and Jeffrey

FULL SHOW: Invisible Girlfriend Confrontation, Secret Santa Sauce + Hinge Cringe Prank (12/23/25)

23 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 25.583 Jake

And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night. Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying. Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders. In what seems to be a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad. Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.

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25.563 - 34.432 Jake

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35.353 - 59.757 Unknown

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60.137 - 68.345 Unknown

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Chapter 2: How do family dynamics affect holiday gatherings?

70.226 - 76.992 Jake

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77.713 - 88.633 Unknown

I fell in love with the grind. You have to find joy in the work you do when no one else is around. Success is not an accident. I'm passing the ball to you. Let's go.

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88.954 - 98.432 Jake

Steph Curry redefined basketball. Now he's rewriting what it means to succeed. Order your copy of the New York Times bestseller Shot Ready today at stephencurrybook.com.

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98.716 - 100.159 Jose

Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro.

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100.519 - 112.761 Jake

We were in the car, like a rolling stone came on, and he said, there's a line in there about your mother. And I said, what? What I would do if I didn't feel like I was being accepted is choose an identity that other people can't have.

113.102 - 118.952 Unknown

I knew something had happened to me in the middle of the night, but I couldn't hold on to what had happened.

118.932 - 125.302 Jose

These are just a few of the moving and important stories on my 13th season of Family Secrets.

Chapter 3: What are the most hated holiday candies?

125.602 - 131.891 Jose

Listen to Family Secrets on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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131.911 - 150.219 Jake

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150.7 - 159.276 Jake

The Big Short story, what it means to bet against the market, and who really pays for an unchecked financial system, is as relevant today as it's ever been.

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159.757 - 165.527 Unknown

Get The Big Short now at pushkin.fm slash audiobooks, or wherever audiobooks are sold.

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167.296 - 182.338 Jake

So this is embarrassing. Had to show my husband that we had a podcast yesterday and how to download it. So, Michael, honey, if you're listening, welcome to the podcast. It's about time. Oh, and don't forget to follow the podcast, too. All right. The show starts now.

Chapter 4: How does a Secret Santa gift turn into a revenge plot?

185.603 - 201.445 Jake

The results are in. And apparently we are the number one morning show in America. Yes. Let me finish. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're the number one morning show in America for talking about candy.

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203.909 - 219.637 Jake

Okay. Yay. That's right. We've logged more hours talking about everything from Red Skittles being banned in California to the Mount Rushmore of Jolly Ranchers. Oh. Jose and I almost got into a fist fight over green apple the other day, by the way. Why don't you even say that word to me? You don't like that one.

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Chapter 5: What makes the Invisible Girlfriend a controversial topic?

219.877 - 221.199 Jake

Let's not start this.

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221.219 - 223.162 Brooke

Let's not start this all over again.

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223.242 - 242.689 Jake

You guys should have seen it. Oh, my God. I'm clenching my fists already. I mean, it's obviously cherry that needs to be out, not green apple. I'm triggered. The reason I bring it up is because a site called CandyStore.com released its annual list of its most hated holiday candies. So, of course, we're going to talk about that. There we are. And I'm not going to cover all 10.

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242.769 - 248.26 Jake

I'm just going to give you some of the highlights here. I can't even think of one that I hate. Is that bad? That is bad, Brooke.

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Chapter 6: How do the hosts handle awkward family situations?

248.441 - 252.208 Jake

I will say number 10 is Brooke's favorite, Peppermint Bark.

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253.671 - 254.352 Brooke

She doesn't like it.

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254.412 - 266.959 Jake

I actually hate it. I get angry about it. I love Peppermint Bark. Other Christmas candies that we hate, Lifesaver Storybooks. Do you remember getting those in your stocking? I loved those when Santa brought them to me.

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267.039 - 268.403 Brooke

Remember, you would open up.

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268.904 - 283.957 Jake

It's like so 90s. There's nothing more 90s than that. You open up the front of it, and it's like a book, and it has a bunch of different flavors in there. Number five was Holiday Peeps. Whether they're shaped like snowmen or shaped like Christmas trees, doesn't matter. People don't like them.

Chapter 7: What are the consequences of hiding a relationship?

284.197 - 305.312 Jake

Number three was Cherry Cordials. Oh. Those always make the top five most hated. They're basically chocolate-covered cherries. Yeah, my mom gets them every year. They're like those maraschino cherries. Yeah, I love it. It's like Robitussin covered in chocolate. Yeah, I love it. Give me that Robo. Number two, non-peppermint flavored candy canes. Oh, I'm down with that.

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305.333 - 311.783 Jake

Anything that's not like a mango. I saw mango. Or like Starburst has candy canes that you can get.

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Chapter 8: How do the hosts plan to resolve the family conflict?

311.803 - 336.025 Jake

Maybe a pizza flavored candy cane. Maybe. Our producer gave me a fudge flavored one for Christmas. And the number one most hated holiday candy of the year is... Reindeer corn. That's a thing. Oh, I seen it. It's the red, green, and white candy corn. It's candy corn. But yeah, instead of the candy corn colors, it's colored red, green, and white. Oh, that's cute.

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336.245 - 354.236 Jake

Bold of the candy corn makers to be like, hey, we're already hated at Halloween. Let's put out something. Let's own it. Keep it going. Yeah. Yeah. One thing that nobody hates, though, is the shock collar question of the day. That's because they get to hear the sweet, soothing sounds of our own digital Jake asking us trivia questions. Give it to us, Jake.

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354.697 - 362.511 Jake

Well, when we asked Alexis her memory of watching TV Christmas specials as a kid, she replied back, uh, what do you mean?

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363.012 - 376.493 Jake

That's almost any question you ask her. True. That's fair. But I said, you know, made for TV Christmas specials. Like Charlie Brown. Yeah, yeah. And she gave me a long, vacant look. Oh, no. And then she paused for 10 seconds.

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Oh, no.

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And she finally replied, I think Charlie had a little tree. Basically tree shaming Charlie Brown. The only reason she knows that is because they sell them at Trader Joe's now. So she has almost no knowledge of this other than watching the holiday episode of The Office where they have their drunk Christmas party.

393.922 - 425.329 Jake

So this should be interesting as we quiz her on famous Christmas characters from holiday TV specials during another episode. Three and a half seconds with Alexis. So you hear I don't know it and you do it anyways. He's like, let's go towards it. That's what makes it fun. Brooke, you're up first. Your category is... People who hate Christmas not named Brooke. I love Christmas. Okay.

425.749 - 437.57 Jake

It feels like it's going to be an easy question because there's not that many in pop culture, right? I think there's one person we're all thinking about, right? I can think of two or three. Yeah. I think Alexis is going to get it right.

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