Laser Stories (6/24/26)
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Put the American back in your Americano with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other Amerimocas just don't. This first laser story is out of Kentucky.
Ooh.
Two people a 51 year old woman named Trisha Crowley and a 48 year old man named Damon Bennett are in deep trouble And it all started when they parked their car in a strip mall area, and it just sat there for many hours Security let local police know it was there when officers showed up They looked inside and they saw Trisha and Damon sitting there looking completely out of it Nobody got time for that Come on guys at least they weren't driving Well, in Trisha's lap was a bag that had a label on it. And that label said, definitely not a bag full of drugs. Oh.
It's like, we're done here then.
Yeah. Thanks for clearing that up.
Who knew why they were, I'm never going to know.
Definitely was misspelled as definteli. Okay.
Tricky word, yeah.
And it said full twice.
Oh, full, full.
It also had the term lackey spooge.
I don't want to Google search that.
Whatever that is. And it was filled with actual drugs.
It does sound like a cool gamer handle, though.
Yeah. So cops had them get out of the car. Trisha attempted to give the officer a fake ID. Oh, no. And Damon had some outstanding warrants.
Did the identification also say definitely not a fake ID?
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