Loser Line (6/8/26)
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Hey, girl. What's up with you? Wait a minute. Is this the right number? It's the loser line. Come on. Just call me back. If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. Let's say someone approaches you when you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, sweet thing. Did you sit on a box of Lucky Charms? Because that booty's magically delicious. I kind of like it. Where did these peach marshmallows come from? Whatever you do, don't kick them right in the fruity pebbles. Instead, whisper that you need a well-balanced breakfast, and you'd love to take them home to frost his mini-wheats. And that's when you give them the number to the loser line. How did you just out-creep him?
Hopefully, he calls it leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air. Voicemails like this one. Next message. Future husband, doot, doo-doo-doo. Future husband, doot, doo-doo-doo. We're in love, doot, doo-doo-doo. We're in love, doot, doo-doo-doo.
We're in love. Matching bathrobe, doot, doo-doo-doo. Matching bathrobe, doot, doo-doo-doo.
Family car, doot, doo-doo-doo. Family car, doot, doo-doo-doo. Family car. Eat an orange.
What?
Okay. Sorry about that. I just wanted to do something sort of fun, you know, and say hi. But I am serious that you look like you need some vitamin C. So maybe do eat an orange or something and know I'm thinking about you. Call me back. Call me back. Call me back. Next message.
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