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Brooke and Jeffrey

Loser Line (6/8/26)

08 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What humorous pickup lines are shared in this episode?

0.031 - 15.103 Unknown

number one hits millions of records sold awards sold out tours you think the jonas brothers are satisfied nope it's podcast time we get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions hey jonas is available now and their first guest is a big one paul rudd

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15.083 - 19.415 Nick Jonas

You know, Steve Carell is a great singer. Can you tell you not to audition for The Office or something?

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19.475 - 25.612 Joe Jonas

I told him. Whoa. We were filming Anchorman. Clearly, I was the idiot. Thank God he didn't listen to me, right?

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25.632 - 31.067 Unknown

Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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31.047 - 54.357 Tati Mellencamp

Hey everyone, this is Tati Mellencamp and Tamara Judge from Two Teas in a Pod. There's been one scandal that's consumed our lives these last couple of months. We're recapping the three-part Summer House reunion, and as always, we're being brutally honest. We're dissecting timelines, receipts, blind items, and previous episodes. Amanda and Wes, watch out. We're not going to be easy on you.

54.657 - 60.565 Tati Mellencamp

Listen to Two Teas in a Pod on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

61.203 - 84.471 Cheryl Strayed

Hi, everyone. I'm Cheryl Strayed, author of Wild and Tiny Beautiful Things. I'm excited to share that I have a new podcast called Mind Over Mountain. In each episode, I interview athletes, adventurers, and adrenaline seekers to discuss the inner landscapes that informed and inspired their extraordinary feats so we too can better understand how to face our own seemingly insurmountable challenges.

84.731 - 91.159 Cheryl Strayed

Listen to Mind Over Mountain every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

91.24 - 109.106 SPEAKER_00

I've been hearing for decades that the markets can solve climate change. Today, we have more incentives for market solutions than ever, and emissions are rising. On this season of Drilled, Carbon Cowboys, the story of three market solutions colliding in one multinational boondoggle.

Chapter 2: How does the Loser Line work in dating scenarios?

474.097 - 479.146 Joe Jonas

Everyone learned this years ago, Brooke. You all have a moment where you don't know.

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479.166 - 479.426 SPEAKER_00

It's normal.

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479.446 - 497.376 Joe Jonas

Yes. I have heard. So sorry, what does it mean, Alexis? Go ahead. Move them. Move them is the best. Okay, we'll do that. Where do they put them? Guys, we don't have time for this. So complicated. She knows too much about it now. If you don't know now, then there's no helping you.

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497.397 - 518.56 Cody

It's too late. Next message. Oh, shoot. Well, hey there, darling. It's Cody. You know, from the daiquiri drive-thru. I was hoping you'd answer so we could FaceTime, and I can show you this here high-class safety vest I got me from Cabela's this morning. You were saying you like hunting, and this thing right here is brighter than a church sign on August 9th off of Highway 9, baby.

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519.401 - 544.783 Cody

It's got neon reflectors. It's so dang shiny. I bet Martians could probably see us from their UFOs up in space. I'll tell you what, this baby got 14 pockets on it, girl. I can put bush light, beef jerky sticks, vapes, the gosh dang Terminator in this thing. I wish you could see it. I'm looking like a sexy school crossing guard with a beer cup, baby. Well, you know, all right then.

544.823 - 555.188 Cody

Call me back and I'll show you this thing on video, girl. I'll even spin around nice and slow for you. You can appreciate all of them added features. If you get my meaning, girl.

555.648 - 561.476 Joe Jonas

Give me a call back. Why do I want to FaceTime him right now?

Chapter 3: What are some of the funniest voicemails played on the air?

561.536 - 581.885 Joe Jonas

She missed out. We all agree, right? I want to see his added features in a totally straight way. I want to go through each of his 14 pockets. You don't. You don't. He is every guy that I graduated high school with. Just stay out of his pockets. The perfect man. You are right, Brooke. There's probably deer urine in one of his pockets. Just when I thought it couldn't get any better.

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582.245 - 596.135 Joe Jonas

Remember to hit up our YouTube at Brooke and Jeffrey where we post all of our content. We got the second dates, your phone taps, and video of us reacting to all the loser line clips right there. We've got a phone tap coming up for you right after this. Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe.

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596.355 - 615.653 Nick Jonas

I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick.

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615.673 - 622.519 Nick Jonas

Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

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622.988 - 646.195 Tati Mellencamp

Hey, everyone. This is Tati Mellencamp. And Tamara Judge from Two Teas in a Pod. There's been one scandal that's consumed our lives these last couple of months. We're recapping the three-part Summer House reunion. And as always, we're being brutally honest. We're dissecting timelines, receipts, blind items, and previous episodes. Amanda and Wes, watch out. We're not going to be easy on you.

646.515 - 652.422 Tati Mellencamp

Listen to Two Teas in a Pod on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

653.06 - 676.328 Cheryl Strayed

Hi, everyone. I'm Cheryl Strayed, author of Wild and Tiny Beautiful Things. I'm excited to share that I have a new podcast called Mind Over Mountain. In each episode, I interview athletes, adventurers, and adrenaline seekers to discuss the inner landscapes that informed and inspired their extraordinary feats so we too can better understand how to face our own seemingly insurmountable challenges.

676.588 - 683.016 Cheryl Strayed

Listen to Mind Over Mountain every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Chapter 4: What relationship advice is offered during the voicemail discussions?

683.097 - 700.943 SPEAKER_00

I've been hearing for decades that the markets can solve climate change. Today, we have more incentives for market solutions than ever, and emissions are rising. On this season of Drilled, Carbon Cowboys, the story of three market solutions colliding in one multinational boondoggle.

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701.945 - 705.951 Unknown

You gotta give Bruce and the guys credit. They're Republican. They don't give a shit about any of this stuff.

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706.171 - 710.337 SPEAKER_00

Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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713.388 - 733.67 Unknown

Most people out here think that taking care of one another is important. And most people would step up for a neighbor going through a tough time. Most people around here help out friends and family when they need it. But the funny thing is, most of us won't look for help when we need it. Talk to someone if you're struggling with mental health. Because most people out here really care.

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734.07 - 743.26 Unknown

Find more information at loveyourmindtoday.org. That's loveyourmindtoday.org. Brought to you by the Huntsman Mental Health Institute and the Ad Council.

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