Masked Speaker: Airport Chicken
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I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season 3 podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It's a scorched earth war that shows just how far someone will go to get what they want.
Cindy said I had to choose between the truth and my family, and I had to choose the truth.
Listen to Season 3 of Burden of Guilt on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. A confession I can't take back. The Masked Speaker. Text to 78592 says, Sometimes I lick my cat's head to imitate a mother cat grooming him, and he purrs his little heart out. I just love being a cat mom. Hairball. Yeah, put a lot of hair in your mouth. Yeah, don't use your real tongue. That's exactly how Brooke bathes her kids. Oh, yeah, for sure. I mean, you aren't a mother if you don't spit on your kid and wipe it off at some point. Totally. Tongue bathed. It's the new thing. And I understand, while the rest of the world might judge you for sharing your secrets, we'll embrace you and maybe even lick your forehead as you give your confessions to us anonymously here on the Mass Speaker.
And we've got a guy on the phone right now who wants to use Benny as his fake name. So, Benny, welcome to the show. Hey, how you doing? Would you rather self-bathe or do you want us all to join in? I think I'd rather self-bathe. Thank you very much. You self-bathe and then we'll self-bathe. I think it's your loss, bro, but the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
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