Masked Speaker: Airport Chicken

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Brooke and Jeffrey 12 min 8 speakers 2 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:00
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 0:01
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:03
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 0:06
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:18
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 0:30
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Kyle MacLachlan 0:35
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 0:37
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hayes Davenport 0:49
Hey, this is Hayes Davenport. And Sean Clements. We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook. Every episode, we're trying to help our guests improve their careers by mainly focusing on how they can help us improve our careers.
Unknown 1:00
The show's famously super accessible, so you can easily jump into any of our 650 episodes and understand what's going on.
Hayes Davenport 1:06
We recommend some of our recent episodes with Ben Stiller, Danny McBride, Riz Ahmed, and Mary Steenburgen.
Unknown 1:11
Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Nick Turturro 1:17
I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing with my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro.
Unknown 1:42
It's called happiness. Delivering happiness.
Nick Turturro 1:45
And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, and listen now.
Chelsea Handler 1:52
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Sam Jay 2:01
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 2:22
I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season 3 podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It's a scorched earth war that shows just how far someone will go to get what they want.
Paul (Paulie) 2:37
Cindy said I had to choose between the truth and my family, and I had to choose the truth.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 2:43
Listen to Season 3 of Burden of Guilt on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. A confession I can't take back. The Masked Speaker. Text to 78592 says, Sometimes I lick my cat's head to imitate a mother cat grooming him, and he purrs his little heart out. I just love being a cat mom. Hairball. Yeah, put a lot of hair in your mouth. Yeah, don't use your real tongue. That's exactly how Brooke bathes her kids. Oh, yeah, for sure. I mean, you aren't a mother if you don't spit on your kid and wipe it off at some point. Totally. Tongue bathed. It's the new thing. And I understand, while the rest of the world might judge you for sharing your secrets, we'll embrace you and maybe even lick your forehead as you give your confessions to us anonymously here on the Mass Speaker.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:41
And we've got a guy on the phone right now who wants to use Benny as his fake name. So, Benny, welcome to the show. Hey, how you doing? Would you rather self-bathe or do you want us all to join in? I think I'd rather self-bathe. Thank you very much. You self-bathe and then we'll self-bathe. I think it's your loss, bro, but the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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