Missed Connections (6/22/26)

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Brooke and Jeffrey 12 min 6 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 3 months ago
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What is the premise of the Missed Connections podcast?

Hoda Kotb 0:00
Joy is essential and it's also elusive. But now there's a new and exciting way to start your journey toward a more joyful existence. Joy 101. It's a new podcast hosted by me, Hoda Kotb. If you're craving inspiration to maximize your joy, tune into these candid, uplifting, and moving on-air chats. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Joy 101, and listen now. Joy 101 with Hoda Kotb is presented by CVS.
Tara Mohr 0:33
There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me.

What humorous missed connection story begins with a creepy introduction?

Tara Mohr 0:43
People, wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Krivak and DePippo.
Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum. I said, I'm not guilty. I'll take it to the grave. Listen to The Devil's Quarry and the Bone Valley Feed on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Javier Chicharito Hernandez 1:16
Everyone sees me as a football player, but before anything else, I'm human. Every single day, I'm still learning how to live with problems, mistakes, relationships, emotions, ever since I was born. This isn't a normal podcast. Everything here is spontaneous, real, and genuine. Just honest conversations about what it means to be alive. I'm Javier Chicharito Hernandez, and listen to Learning to be Human on iHeartRadio, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
It just came out. Jeremy, what did you just do? You just set yourself up for failure. I've never heard you tell this story. I've never told this story. This must have been tucked deep, deep in the Jeremy Lin file.
MC Jin 1:53
My name is MC Jin. I'm excited to tell you about Laugh But Not Least. I'll be chatting with guests from all walks of life about the power of humor when it comes to facing difficult times. These will be conversations that remind us all, life is hard, laugh harder. Listen to Laugh But Not Least with MC Jin on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Brandon Kyle Goodman 2:14
Happy Pride from the Outspoken Podcast Network. All month long and all year round, we're celebrating being loud, proud, and always original. It's me, Brandon Kyle Goodman, host of the podcast Tell Me Something Messy. Check out my show for unfiltered takes on dating, relationships, and adulting. Listen to High Key for the best pop culture takes and there are no girls on the internet for all your tech news. For your favorite celebrity kikis, check out Outlaws with T.S. Madison.

How do people find love in unexpected places according to the podcast?

Brandon Kyle Goodman 2:40
Learn to love yourself unapologetically with BFF, Black Fat Femme, and start your day with intention with Waking Up With Ryan coming in July. Celebrate pride with the Outspoken Network. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search pride, and listen now.
Hoda Kotb 2:54
Hey, cutie. We need eye contact. Missed connection. That was me staring.
Jonas Brothers 2:59
There's only two places to find true love in this world. One is at Crazy Carl's Crab Shack, when you lock eyes through the lobster tank and tell her how lobsters mate for life. And guess what? We ain't lobsters. So grab your bib and meet me in the bathroom ASAP.
Javier Chicharito Hernandez 3:19
With the bib?
Jonas Brothers 3:19
Of course. But if that's too subtle for you, the other place to find love is on the pages of Craigslist.org. We scour that website every week to find the best Miss Connections they have to offer, like this first one titled, I'll Make a Mom Out of You.
Oh, God.
Jonas Brothers 3:35
Man for woman, 44, Coles. He says, this is going to sound creepy, but I promise it's not.
Don't ever start a sentence that way.
Jonas Brothers 3:45
Dot, dot, dot. I like hanging around baby stores. Yeah, that's pretty nailed it. The reason why? People there are usually in a transitional phase of life and more open to conversation. Just like you. Red, long-sleeved Nike top, light blue cap. I saw you in the infant section looking at tiny sneakers. And that's when I introduced myself and asked when your due date was.
MC Jin 4:10
Oh.

What is the significance of the 'Department of Licensing' missed connection?

MC Jin 4:11
Oh, no.
Jonas Brothers 4:12
You told me you were actually shopping for a friend's baby shower.
MC Jin 4:15
Oh, my gosh. See?
Jonas Brothers 4:17
My bad. We laughed.
Javier Chicharito Hernandez 4:19
Oh, I bet she did. Did you both?
Jonas Brothers 4:21
We ended up going to multiple aisles together.
Javier Chicharito Hernandez 4:24
No, you followed her.
Jonas Brothers 4:26
Yeah. And talking for a while. I even offered to test out strollers for your friend by getting inside so you could take pics.

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