Phone Tap: HandyMitch and the Rotation Equation
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What is the prank call setup involving HandyMitch?
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It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and today's prank call involves a woman who's on vacation with her husband. Okay. He thought this would be the perfect time to play a joke on her.
Oh, yeah. She's nice and relaxed. Yeah. Good.
And since they do need to get their toilet fixed anyway, he told wifey that he already called a handyman to take care of it while they're gone.
Oh.
Smart. What she doesn't know is this particular handyman is a little slow, could be on various substances at the moment, and has his own ideas about what needs to be fixed inside their house.
It's not easy to find a good plumber. You'll hear it in your phone tap right now.
Hello. This is Mitch, the handyman. You can call me Handy Mitch. Okay, Handy Mitch. I'm assuming you're fixing the bathroom? Correct. And I'd like to know, is your husband around? I was trying to reach him. He's not answering his phone. Yeah, this is his phone. We're on vacation right now, and he went to the grocery store. Can I relay a message? I mean, yeah. I just, like, I wanted to know how far I needed to rotate the toilet. Rotate the toilet? Yeah. Yeah, because, like, right now it's facing the back wall. And, like, I got to say, it's really going to improve the feng shui. It looks really good. Um, that's not what we need fixed. You could keep the toilet facing the same way. Something you may not know about me is, even though I am a handyman, I also have a minor in interior design from Prairie Junction Technical College.
What? Yeah, PJ Tech. Pretty impressive. Go PJs! Prairie Junction! Did you go too, or...
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