Phone Tap: Stoner Max Postal Toaster
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What is the premise of today's Phone Tap?
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Why does the victim have a short fuse?
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Who is Stoner Max and how does he fit into the prank?
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How does the conversation about the missing package unfold?
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Today we call a woman who admits she has a short fuse. And she's told her husband on multiple occasions that she hates dealing with stupid people. Oh, God.
Don't we all, right, Brooke? Is she listening to the show?
When she recently found out a business had lost her package, she was immediately upset about it. And, of course, the best person to help her is the opposite of a stupid person. It's Stoner Maxx.
What unexpected twists occur during the phone call?
He's not dumb. He's just medicinally enhanced.
I see.
So this should definitely go well in your phone tap right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello?
Hello?
Who's this?
Hello, who's this? Wait, oh, my name is Max. I'm calling you because you were in here earlier complaining about like a missing package or.
Yeah, that was me. Did you find it?
Not exactly, but maybe you could tell me about it.
How am I going to tell you about it?
How does the victim react to the prank's absurdity?
I did not send the package. I already spoke to your supervisor a few hours ago about this. He already knows.
Right. But he put me in charge of finding it because I came in hungover. What? I came in late today. Oh, my God. Hey, can you describe it for me?
No.
The package?
I have no idea what it looks like.
Okay.
All I know is I receive an email. There's a package there.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of today's Phone Tap?
0:00–0:27
2
Why does the victim have a short fuse?
0:27–1:08
3
Who is Stoner Max and how does he fit into the prank?
1:08–2:07
4
How does the conversation about the missing package unfold?
2:07–3:04
5
What unexpected twists occur during the phone call?
3:04–3:47
6
How does the victim react to the prank's absurdity?
3:47–4:19
7
What is revealed about the relationship with the victim's husband?
4:19–4:55
8
How does the prank conclude and what is the final twist?
4:55–11:10