Chapter 1: What is the countdown for top second dates of the year?
Okay, before we get started, I do have to say, one week from today, the countdown begins for the top second dates of the year. Yes! Yes, we're going to count down the top ten of this year starting next Friday.
You know how we narrow that down? They're all amazing. Well, it's off of listens. Oh, you guys do it for us.
So there's a number, don't worry. There's a number. There's some analytics behind it. Nice. That's always the fun part. Love analytics. No, but today we got a brand new second date update. And I'll just say that there was a lot of talking about exes on this couple's first date. Yep, there is. And the guy was very into it. Yeah, he was, which is strange. You don't hear that often.
No, you'll hear why coming up in just a second. But comments we love to highlight. What do you see, Alexis?
This comment said, hey, I'm the first comment. Love your show. I usually don't comment, but mainly I want to hear you to try to pronounce my name. Okay, so I'll give everyone a try. I'm going Mayan, but I feel like that's too obvious.
Mayan. Okay.
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Chapter 2: What regrets does David have about his first date with Ava?
Yeah, it's M-A-A-Y-A-N. Oh, it could be Mayan. Oh, I love that.
Or Mayan, because they do A's. Mayan.
I can't pronounce the emoji after, which is chocolate bar.
Good job, Brooke. No, you can do that one. Is it a snack?
Yeah, that's right. Your brand new second date starts right now.
Second Date Update. A lot of people say if you want to date successfully, you've got to be willing to play the game. But others will say, I'm not here to play games.
But then play games anyway.
And those people are single and lonely. Our listener, David, thinks that he's been playing the game too much, too hard, for too long. Oh, he's a longtime player. Especially with one lady in particular. And now he fears he might be at the back of the line. Because this girl is good looking. That's according to his email.
Has many other suitors, so he's worried he may have screwed it up for himself. David, buddy, welcome to the show. What's going on, man?
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Chapter 3: How did David's conversation about exes affect his date?
Yeah, I mean, I'm just doing the little bare minimum things to annoy her. I'm not cheating on her or anything, you know. I just want to get to the point where she'll want to do those things to me, but she won't dump me. Okay. Okay.
She'll give you a lesser revenge.
I'm going to tell you. You were like one way the first date and then completely different the next date. Maybe she's like, I don't know who he really is.
I don't think she wants revenge on you. Not yet.
She's not invested in you yet.
Well, you must be coming to us now because clearly communication is broken down or something like that. The plan didn't work. Yeah. What's going on?
Yeah. I mean, I'm definitely in my head about it because she hasn't spoken to me in a bit.
So wait, I was a jerk to her, and now she's not talking to me.
Weird how it plays out.
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Chapter 4: What did David do to annoy Ava intentionally?
I didn't even like hanging out with you.
You were rude and disrespectful. Well... You're right. I am that guy. And you need to teach me a lesson. Now it's funny.
What is happening?
He doesn't pick up any signs at all. I mean, David, are you trying to be funny right now? Yeah, that could be it.
Look, he's just being playful, like what ChatGPT said today.
It's icky. That's a good word.
The girl's got the ick. Blame it on ChatGPT. David, you're doing great. Keep going.
David, be yourself. Yeah, there you go. I fear this is him.
That would be the worst.
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