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Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update: The Roadside King

20 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the unforgettable date story shared by the listener?

0.031 - 11.367 Jeffrey

Hey, thanks for being here. It is your second day podcast and we got a brand new episode for you today. And you found the official one. So shoot, subscribe. I mean, that is the only answer to that.

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11.407 - 13.39 Jose

And unsubscribe from the other fake ones.

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13.47 - 21.702 Jeffrey

Yeah, thank you. And don't forget to also follow our YouTube if you're not already listening from there. It's youtube.com slash Brooke and Jeffrey, I believe.

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21.682 - 24.628 Brooke

Probably. Test it and let us know. She said probably.

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25.349 - 31.06 Jeffrey

But we're putting live videos up there so you can watch now some of these second dates in Awkward Tuesdays.

31.321 - 44.466 Brooke

Yes, and on yesterday's live video, Sarah Hall commented and said, What a lovely surprise. Do you think if I get pulled over, I can blame you guys for going live? Maybe the cop will be a fan and let me off the hook for driving while distracted.

44.446 - 45.948 Jeffrey

Watch while driving?

46.108 - 52.397 Brooke

No. Been listening for over 10 years. Not even sure how I came across you guys all those years, but I'm so happy to have accidentally found my daily escape.

53.018 - 54.52 Jose

Sarah.

Chapter 2: What food choices did Peter make on his date?

167.687 - 173.56 Jeffrey

I thought it was, like, some weird food you ate or something. Like, that's, like, such a normal date meal.

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173.581 - 175.124 Unknown

Unless it's, like, ostrich tacos.

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175.585 - 191.752 Peter

Yeah, I know. I think that's kind of, like, where it got weird. I think I might order, like, too much food. Oh, the quantity. I never had been there, right? So I wanted to order and, like, get to know her and talk and not have that be an issue. So I just kind of, like, went ahead and ordered, like, a bunch of stuff. Oh. Oh, my God.

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191.993 - 195.037 Jose

You know, that can look like kind of a baller move, too, to be like, you know what?

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195.097 - 195.298 Peter

Right.

195.318 - 196.439 Jose

We'll take one of everything.

196.499 - 199.664 Peter

Yeah, that's what I wanted to do. I wanted to set it up so then we could just talk.

199.904 - 202.688 Jeffrey

Yeah, she could eat whatever she wants. So what came to your table?

203.389 - 209.398 Peter

I mean, like, what didn't come to the table? I ordered, like, menudos, ceviche, shrimp cocktails, burritos.

Chapter 3: How did Peter's food ordering impact the date?

273.092 - 274.455 Jeffrey

How? How is it haunted?

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274.739 - 277.746 Peter

It, like, reclined by itself.

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277.766 - 277.906 Jeffrey

Whoa.

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277.926 - 280.672 Brooke

Okay, that would scare me if I heard that noise across the... Yeah.

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280.692 - 288.068 Peter

The ghost of an old grandpa sleeping in it. I pretty much told her, like, it only really happens when I'm laying down in bed.

288.269 - 288.689 Brooke

Oh, I bet.

288.85 - 289.251 Peter

Oh.

289.832 - 291.195 Brooke

Not just in your room, in the bed.

291.977 - 292.077

Yeah.

Chapter 4: What unusual item did Peter mention about his home?

686.37 - 690.094 Emma

You definitely don't want those situations, but a queen is fine. A queen is plenty.

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Chapter 5: What was Emma's reaction to the haunted chair story?

691.095 - 697.904 Jeffrey

Okay, there could be a billion, jillion reasons why he has a king-size mattress. It could be old relationship. They got it together.

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697.924 - 704.852 Emma

No. Now, he says he hadn't been in a relationship for years, so it's not left over from a past girlfriend. It's just his.

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704.832 - 710.459 Jeffrey

Talking yourself out of it and making all sorts of assumptions about this guy.

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710.84 - 719.03 Unknown

I hear you for sure, but I think it's only fair if you heard from Peter himself, because I do need to let you know he's on the other line, listening and waiting to talk to you.

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719.831 - 720.392 Peter

Hi, Emma.

721.513 - 721.994 Emma

Oh, my God.

724.236 - 729.523 Peter

So that's really why you want to call me back? You think that I'm sharing my bed with multiple women?

730.718 - 732.28 Emma

Yeah. Yeah, she said.

732.3 - 752.659 Peter

That's pretty gnarly, but if you really want to know the truth, I used to sleep on, like, an air mattress I had to blow up all the time. And then me and my buddy found this king-size mattress on the side of the street. It was brand new. Wait, what? I loaded it up, you know. I hosed it down before I put it in the house. It was brand new.

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