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Brooke and Jeffrey

Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/4/25)

04 Nov 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the significance of National Candy Day?

0.031 - 14.748 Dr. Laurie Santos

Dr. Laurie Santos from the Happiness Lab here. It's the season of giving, and this year my podcast, the Happiness Lab, is partnering with GiveDirectly, a nonprofit that provides people in extreme poverty with the cash they need as part of the Pods Fight Poverty campaign.

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Chapter 2: How does the Happiness Lab support families in need?

15.389 - 31.712 Dr. Laurie Santos

Our goal this year is to raise $1 million, which will bring over 700 families out of extreme poverty. Your donation will put cash directly in the hands of these families in need. And they'll get to decide how to use it, whether that's school transportation, purchasing livestock, or starting a business.

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32.373 - 46.66 Dr. Laurie Santos

Plus, if you're a first-time donor, your gift will be matched by giving multiplier, which means more money for those in need. Visit givedirectly.org slash happiness lab to learn more and to donate. That's givedirectly.org slash happiness lab.

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46.876 - 50.861 Hari Kondabolu

On the podcast Health Stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night.

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51.142 - 54.146 Dr. Priyanka Wally

I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally, a double board certified physician.

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54.286 - 64.7 Hari Kondabolu

And I'm Hari Kundabolu, a comedian and someone who once Googled, do I have scurvy at 3 a.m.? And on our show, we're talking about health in a different way, like our episode where we look at diabetes.

65.361 - 69.627 Dr. Priyanka Wally

In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic.

69.742 - 72.23 Hari Kondabolu

How preventable is type 2?

72.691 - 79.633 Dr. Priyanka Wally

Extremely. Listen to Health Stuff on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

80.66 - 95.379 Radhi Devlukia

Hi, I'm Radhi Devlukia, and I am the host of A Really Good Cry podcast. This week, I am joined by Anna Runkle, also known as the Crappy Childhood Fairy, a creator, teacher, and guide helping people heal from the lasting emotional wounds of unsafe or chaotic childhoods.

Chapter 3: What health questions are tackled on the podcast Health Stuff?

196.669 - 215.875 Brooke

He just needs it back. Okay. I do stretches. Why do you do that all the time? I want to work on it. That's what the news is reporting right now. And I trust all news. Really, they're developing them so it can quickly detect spice levels in food. Oh, excellent. No, I just don't eat anything that might be spicy. Well, now you can have your tongue tested for you. Okay.

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215.895 - 231.315 Brooke

Like if you're at a Thai restaurant and they ask you, do you want one to five stars? You say, I'm going to let my second tongue choose this for me. Okay. Actually, go back and get me a three-star. Thank you. Go back? You're going to send them back?

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231.956 - 232.236 Jeffrey

Yeah, what?

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232.256 - 251.271 Brooke

So the tongue makes you pretentious as well. Yeah, everybody needs a little bit of that. But I don't know if that's exactly what they're going to be using them for. But I can tell you it should be able to detect specific heat levels of certain peppers without you having to taste it yourself. Well, that is actually, if you're messing with real peppers, like Carolina Reapers and stuff.

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251.371 - 261.667 Dr. Laurie Santos

Why do I picture it as like a faux tongue, too? Yeah. It's probably just a mechanism, but like with a taste bud sticking out. Like the dentist off his teeth thing, but with a tongue. Yeah.

261.707 - 264.291 Brooke

Like the emoji. Why is it wet?

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Yeah. It's wet.

Chapter 4: How can discussing trauma affect individuals?

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265.593 - 289.956 Brooke

Really long, too. I don't know why. So that's cool. I'm sure no one's going to use that for anything weird. Also, out of China, the government has a new rule requiring social media influencers to show official qualifications if they want to post about sensitive topics like law, health, education, or finance. Instead of posting qualifications, you just have to post whether you're an idiot or not.

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290.156 - 291.558 Alexis

That would make it more simple.

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291.698 - 295.002 Brooke

I think all influencers are kind of idiots.

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295.022 - 295.282 Unknown

It's our job.

295.302 - 314.145 Brooke

Other idiots. Other idiots. Just your influence for food, maybe. Not even that. They're doing it because they want to protect their citizens from misleading content. Oh, because communist countries are notorious for not wanting disinformation out there. Yeah, that's true. They really come through. But thank God we all got our degrees in self-electrocution. Hooray!

315.88 - 318.547 Brooke

Thanks, Diploma Direct Online University.

319.229 - 319.53 Jeffrey

It paid off.

319.55 - 340.898 Brooke

You can trust us. Now we can legally post the shot caller question of the day. So let's all get our artificial tongues ready just in case a little taste test is needed when we send it over to our digital producer. Here we go. Even though we're days after Halloween, some super smart person decided that November 4th should be National Candy Day.

Chapter 5: What is the importance of discussing gun safety in homes?

350.113 - 354.179 Brooke

How is it gone? The candy's gone. We all hope that person, whoever they are, gets whatever's coming to them.

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354.78 - 356.603 Jose

That's right. I speak for the show. But whatever. Whatever.

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356.583 - 378.639 Brooke

But even though we all collectively hate that human being, especially Brooke, we do love candy. And no candy is complete without a fun little slogan. Like M&M's, it melts in your mouth, not in your hands. Or Snickers, you're not you when you're hungry, mom. That's why dad left. Wow. I remember that.

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378.78 - 400.06 Brooke

And today, you'll have to identify the other popular treats by their slogan alone during a special Taste the Tagline edition of... Plenty of 20. So you'll say number one through 20. I'll give you a slogan. It could be current or one from the past. You have to correctly name the candy to stay in the game. Okay. We should be good at this.

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400.1 - 407.01 Brooke

We'll start with the woman who, thanks to her new artificial tongue, thinks orange Skittles are a little too spicy. That's Alexis.

407.03 - 408.993 Alexis

Just the orange, though.

409.013 - 417.505 Brooke

Five. Number five. Alexis, your candy slogan is try both. Pick a side. What candy am I talking about?

Chapter 6: How do the hosts plan to engage in candy trivia?

418.008 - 419.691 Brooke

Oh. Once you get it, you get it.

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419.711 - 422.615 Alexis

Kit Kats that you break, wait, but they taste the same on both sides.

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422.896 - 432.591 Brooke

Do they? Is it both sides? That is the joke, I think. You're like, snap it. Yeah, but there's four. Okay. Is there four? Yeah. I think I only buy the small ones. Yeah.

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432.632 - 438.14 Alexis

That's the fun side. I don't buy the big ones, I suppose. I'm just going to go Kit Kats.

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438.16 - 442.168 Brooke

Alexa says Kit Kats. None. No, Twix is the one.

442.188 - 442.609 Alexis

It's your favorite.

442.649 - 443.532 Brooke

And that is the joke.

443.712 - 444.173 Alexis

Do you break it?

444.193 - 445.256 Brooke

They taste the same.

Chapter 7: What are some popular candy slogans mentioned?

819.648 - 823.493 Hari Kondabolu

Before we come over, though, may I ask if there are any unlocked guns in your home?

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823.894 - 828.28 Jose

Our guns are stored securely, locked in a safe that the kids can't access.

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828.961 - 833.828 Brooke

Awesome. Learn how to have the conversation at agree2agree.org. Brought to you by the Ad Council.

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834.432 - 837.636 Alexis

And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night.

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837.656 - 852.994 Brooke

Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying. Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders. In what seems to be a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad.

853.475 - 859.782 Unknown

Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.

859.762 - 868.995 Brooke

Listen to Paper Ghosts, The Texas Teen Murders on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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