Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/17/26)

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Brooke and Jeffrey 13 min 6 speakers 3 chapters transcribed 4 months ago
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What is the main question about board games in this episode?

Jose Bolivar 0:00
2%. That's the number of people who take the stairs when there is also an escalator available. I'm Michael Easter, and on my podcast, 2%, I break down the science of mental toughness, fitness, and building resilience in our strange modern world. Put yourself through some hardships, and you will come out on the other side a happier, more fulfilled, healthier person. Listen to 2%. That's T-W-O percent on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what y'all say. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor IV. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show.
Jose Bolivar 0:50
This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to The Clifford Show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
Unknown 1:09
On the Look Back At It podcast. 1979, that was a big moment for me. 84 was big to me. I'm Sam Jay. And I'm Alex English. Each episode, we pick a year, unpack what went down, and try to make sense of how we survived it. With our friends, fellow comedians, and favorite authors. Like Mark Lamont Hill on the 80s.
Jose Bolivar 1:26
84 was a wild year. It was a wild year.
Unknown 1:29
I don't think there's a more important year for black people. Listen to Look Back At It on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Alexis Fuller 1:39
In 2023, Bachelor star Clayton Eckerd was accused of fathering twins, but the pregnancy appeared to be a hoax.
Unknown 1:46
You doctored this particular test twice, Ms. Owens, correct?
Alexis Fuller 1:50
I doctored the test once. It took an army of internet detectives to uncover a disturbing pattern. Two more men who'd been through the same thing.
Greg Gillespie 1:59
Greg Gillespie and Michael Mangini.
Alexis Fuller 2:01
My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trapped.
Unknown 2:05
Laura, Scottsdale Police.
Alexis Fuller 2:07
As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Unknown 2:19
When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed I will be his last target.
Jeffrey Dubow 2:29
He is not going to get away with this.
Unknown 2:31
He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that. Trust your girlfriends. Listen to The Girlfriends, Trust Me Babe, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I got you, I got you.
Jose Bolivar 2:51
to close the lid on thy throne or not to close the lid?
Brooke Johnson 2:57
Not the seat, the top lid. That is the question.
Jose Bolivar 3:02
This is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I'm serious. That really was the question a team of microbiologists tried to answer recently.
Jeffrey Dubow 3:10
Dude, if it's a microbiologist, they're going to tell us to close it. Are you kidding me?
Jose Bolivar 3:13
Basically, the question was, is it better, meaning cleaner, to close the lid of your toilet when you flush it?
Brooke Johnson 3:19
Doesn't it create like a hurricane of germs when you flush? Yeah, that's what I've heard too.
Jose Bolivar 3:23
Does anybody here want to confess to shutting the lid pre-flush? Being so disgusted with what they did, they can't even look. No? I always do look because I am impressed. After years and years of intensive research, they found... It doesn't really matter. They said either way, lid up or lid down, the powerful whoosh of your Tinkle Tower is gonna send tiny particles and germs flying into the air and out onto the floor and all the surfaces surrounding your thunder mug, regardless of what you do to the lid.
Jeffrey Dubow 4:04
So many new names that I have for my toilet.
Jose Bolivar 4:07
These are the scientists. I'm just quoting what they said. I have to go visit the Tinkle Tower, honey. Thank you, science. And of course, they're reminding us again, one of the least sanitary things you could possibly do is use your phone while on the throne. I'll high five to that. I'll also high five to the shot caller question of the day.

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