Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/22/26)

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Brooke and Jeffrey 14 min 9 speakers 3 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
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Brooke (host) 0:47
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This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Sam Jay 2:36
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Jeffrey (Jeffrey from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 2:57
Good morning to all of our listeners.
Sam Jay 2:59
All three of you, thank you for being here.
Jeffrey (Jeffrey from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:02
Hi. We should address them by first name at this point. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm not sure if we got any star heads out there, but what I'm about to tell you just shows the true popularity and longevity of the movie franchise Star Wars. I thought these were Patrick Star fans from SpongeBob. I see. They can be both, can't they? What are Star Wars fans called? Warmongers. No, they're not. We're not sure what to call them, but if you didn't know, the original film came out in 1977. That's almost 100 years ago. And back then, they didn't know if the film was going to be anything. They had no clue if people would actually like it. And that's why one of the most important surviving Star Wars artifacts in existence made headlines the other day when it went up for auction.
Jeffrey (Jeffrey from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:55
Dude, what is it? The lightsaber? A single strand of Chewbacca's hair.

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