Brooke and Jeffrey
Episodes
Masked Speaker: Social Media Anxiety
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's Masked Speaker posted a badly-timed joke on social media four years ago and it backfired so badly that he still thinks about the comment and t...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/25/25)
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are these strange reality TV shows real or did we make them up?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Tao of Steve Date, March Madness Loser Line + AI Clown Parade Prank (3/24/25)
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Monday, March 24th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJ...
Win Brooke's Bucks (3/24/25)
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...
Missed Connections (3/24/25)
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless ro...
Second Date Update: Be Excellent and Be Thirsty
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
One of our listeners had not one but TWO opportunities to be a “Knight In Shining Armor” for his date… so why is she ignoring him a...
Phone Tap: Clown Parade
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There’s nothing we love more than using our computer generated robot voice to mess with people who think they’re speaking to an AI bot. We...
Loser Line (3/24/25)
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/...
Laser Stories (3/24/25)
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/24/25)
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We played “HouDINI or Hou-DON’T-ie”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Blind Love Is? Fan Favorite: Doll Beds
23 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're adding a little extra content to help you get over the Sunday Scaries! Two of our listeners will test the waters and see if they connect romanti...
Today vs Back in the Day (3/22/25)
22 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis! Get your 2nd Date Update Me...
Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hijack
22 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What started as a romantic one on one date ended with our listener sandwiched between three gorgeous women all night! He’ll explain how he did i...
FULL SHOW: Jeff’s March Madness Parody, Reverse the Verse Game + Tire Slasher Date (3/21/25)
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Friday, March 21st, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJ...
Win Brooke's Bucks (3/21/25)
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...
Reverse The Verse
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Which host can guess the most song titles correctly if they are played backwards?? It's Reverse the Verse!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
Second Date Update: After Date Double Trouble
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
One person almost ended up in tears just 9 holes into a mini-golf date. No one got hit by a flying ball but our listener says it’s all his fault...
Phone Tap: Gentle Car Talk
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mechanic at an auto body shop, and Brooke's calling from corporate to institute some new, gentler rules about how ...
Laser Stories (3/21/25)
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/21/25)
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the return of MARK MADNESS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Hot Teacher Textual Healing, Mermaid Meals + Phone Tap Characters UNITE (3/20/25)
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Thursday, March 20th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @Brookean...
Win Brooke's Bucks (3/20/25)
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...
TikTok Click Shock (3/20/25)
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's a new new exotic food that the ULTRA RICH are eating...and the weirdest part is that it talks to you...Plus, we've found a viral laundry hack ...
Textual Healing: Hot Teacher Nick
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
One of our listeners is THINKING of crossing into the forbidden love zone… but before this chance disappears she needs our help with some TEXTU...
Phone Tap: Spare Room Roulette
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience ...
Masked Speaker: Free For Kids Under 5
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's Masked Speaker is a self-professed SCAMMER and she says she's found a creative idea to get free food from restaurants... and she doesn't invol...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/20/25)
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first day of MARK MADNESS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: José's Almost Crime, Jeff’s Day Drinking Goes Wrong + Toilet Expert Date (3/19/25)
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @Brookea...
Win Brookes' Bucks (3/19/25)
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...
Second Date Update: Phone Paux
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
One of our listeners became best friends with a fellow gym-goer before he decided to ask her on a date… You’ll hear how he did it in your...
Phone Tap: Pizza Re-Do
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do you get when you take a Type A person who’s a little uptight, and on top of that they’re mad they got the wrong pizza delivered? A...
Battle of the Tinder Dates (3/19/25)
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to ...
Laser Stories (3/19/25)
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/19/25)
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're running back another game with the Top 20 most searched acronyms of the year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: WORST Best Man Awkward Call, Freebies After Firing + Kids Horror Party (3/18/25)
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @Brookeand...
Win Brooke's Bucks (3/18/25)
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...
Awkward Tuesday: Worst Best Man
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
One of our listeners wants to STOP her future husband’s best man from giving a speech at their wedding. Not only would is ruin the wedding but i...
Phone Tap: Kid's Birthday Party Surprise
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s Phone Tap victim works as an entertainer for children’s birthday parties and while she normally dresses as a princess or a mermaid...
Masked Speaker: Long Term Layoff
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After today's Masked Speaker was let go from his job... he decided to do things differently, and he's been doing this borderline crazy plans for 3 mon...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/18/25)
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can you figure out what these acronyms stand for?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Hot Girl Whisperer Date, Whatcha Doin’ at Comic Con + LinkedIn Loser (3/17/25)
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Monday, March 17th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJ...
Win Brooke's Bucks (3/17/25)
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...
Whatcha Doin' at Comic Con?
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This past weekend the streets were filled with people wearing their spandex outfits, showing their love for their favorite comic book and fantasy char...
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The guy on the phone today managed to pull a woman out of his league, and it's all thanks to ONE move he pulled at the very end of the date...Hear for...
Phone Tap: The Name Shame
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Brooke's pranking a mother, and calling as a substitute teacher who has a few aggressive suggestions for how her child’s name should actua...
Loser Line (3/17/25)
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/...
Laser Stories (3/17/25)
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/17/25)
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy St. Patricks Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Am I The Jerk? Fan Favorite: $4 A Day Keeps the Girlfriend Away
16 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're adding a little extra content to help you get over the Sunday Scaries! One of our listeners set up a simple agreement with his girlfriend... and...
Today vs Back in the Day (3/15/25)
15 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis! Get your 2nd Date Update Me...
Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
15 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You have to take risks if you want to find true love! One of our listeners did exactly that when he crashed a strangers wedding! Hear what other dange...
FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Leprechaun Parody, Secret Identity Date + Demon Kid Calls (3/14/25)
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Friday, March 14th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJ...
Win Brooke's Bucks (3/14/25)
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...
Second Date Update: Offline and Oblivious
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The guy in today’s Second Date Update DID NOT google his date before meeting up with her and he sure wishes he did now! She’ll reveal her ...
Phone Tap: Turning Necks and Cutting Paychecks
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In your Phone Tap Brooke's telling a guy that corporate is reducing the size of his paycheck each week, and it might just be what sends him over the e...
Laser Stories (3/14/25)
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...
Unique Punishments Growing Up
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's a brand new controversial PARENTING service to make sure your kids behave... We're going to talk about that plus other unique ways parents tau...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/14/25)
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What are the top 20 most popular excuses people use to get out of speeding tickets?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Our Own Host OUTED, Blind Love Is? + The Wheel of Accents (3/13/25)
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Thursday, March 13th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @Brookean...
TikTok Click Shock (3/13/25)
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's a breaking news story so bizarre that the TV News Anchor reading it had to pause live on camera...Plus, there's a new viral airport trend that...
Blind Love Is? Fluent in Flirting
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Two of our listeners are going to test the waters & see if they connect romantically when they speak to each other for the first time in a new edi...
Phone Tap: Mr. Wax On Wax Off
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went and got a massage and made the mistake of telling her friend the masseuse was “kind of cute.”...
Masked Speaker: I Hooked Up With Someone On The Show
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For the first time ever, someone called in to tell an embarrassing secret about ONE OF US! Someone is about to have their day possibly ruined by an al...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/13/25)
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a Donald Duck Edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Macklemore’s #1 Fan Date, Jeffrey’s Wrong Dog + Brooke’s Hidden Talent (3/12/25)
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @Brookea...
Win Brooke's Bucks (3/12/25)
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...
Second Date Update: Pop Some Tags
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A little drawing on a cocktail napkin didn’t go the way one listener planned, and neither did his date! You’ll understand why in the Secon...
Phone Tap: Thanks For Your Intestines
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s Phone Tap victim was recently “over-served” at a wedding and doesn’t remember much about that night… so we deci...
Busted! (3/12/25)
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the p...
Laser Stories (3/12/25)
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...
What's On Your Mind? (3/12/25)
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brooke learned she has basketball skills, Jose is worried about a new smell, Alexis suggesting a yoga class backfired on her, and Jeffrey doesn't know...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/12/25)
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're playing HULU or DE-LULU!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Viral TikTok Awkward Call, High Value Man Hack + Silent Screamers Prank (3/11/25)
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @Brookeand...
Win Brooke's Bucks (3/11/25)
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...
Awkward Tuesday: Ruin A Birthday
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s one of our most DRAMATIC calls of the entire year and it all started at a BUILD-A-BEAR workshop and now it’s about getting justice on...
Phone Tap: Silent Screamers Retreat
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that&r...
Masked Speaker: Commit To The Hit
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's Masked Speaker has as creative tactic she uses to get the attention of "upper echelon dudes." She swears it works almost every time and she sh...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/11/25)
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a MONSTER MASH edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Goldfish Girl is BACK, Jealous BF Loser Line + Dream College Prank (3/10/25)
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Monday, March 10th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJ...
Win Brooke's Bucks (3/10/25)
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...
Missed Connections (3/10/25)
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless ro...
Second Date Update: Taco Truckstop Mystery
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A listener from one of the most popular Second Date Updates of last year is BACK… the bad news is the guy she went out with is trying to avoid ...
Phone Tap: College Admission Chaos
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman whose daughter is applying to colleges, and in order for us to accept her, mama is gonna need to meet our RIGOROUS ...
Loser Line (3/10/25)
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/...
Laser Stories (3/10/25)
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/10/25)
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a special FAMOUS MARIOS edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Textual Healing Fan Favorite: A Different Type of Ghosting
09 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're adding a little extra content to help you get over the Sunday Scaries! In a new relationship there’s tons of little things that could give...
Today vs Back in the Day (3/8/25)
08 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis! Get your 2nd Date Update Me...
Second Date Update Classic: Secret Mission
08 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
One of our listeners was DITCHED on a date in a BRAZEN way and so today we’re on the hunt for ANSWERS in your Second Date Update podcast!See omn...
FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Family Fight Night Song, Dragon Thumbs Date + Craziest Festivals (3/7/25)
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Friday, March 7th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJe...
Second Date Update: Dragon Thumbs and Aroma Chums
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
One of our listeners made her date laugh so hard that something embarrassing slipped out and she’s worried it’s the reason he’s not ...
Phone Tap: Cancelo Subcriptiono
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel their language-tutor subscription, but when we’re on the phone NOTHING is ever that easy!See...
Weirdest Festivals Around The World
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking about some of the most bizarre festivals around the world.. Including one that involves FLYING GOATS!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
Laser Stories (3/7/25)
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/7/25)
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a SNAP, CRACKLE, POP edition of PLENTY OF TWENTY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Say Yes to the Ex, Cutest 911 Call Ever + Employee's Genius Revenge (3/6/25)
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Thursday, March 6th, 2025 Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @Brookeand...
Win Brooke's Bucks (3/6/25)
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...
TikTok Click Shock (3/6/25)
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's a new parenting hack to help get your baby to sleep through the night...and it's a little controversial...Plus a leaked 911 call is going vira...
Say Yes to the Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re trying to get one more shot, for a guy who is desperate to win back the woman who dumped him, in one of the most brutal ways we’ve e...
Phone Tap: Timid Ben Calls The Matchmaker
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s Phone Tap victim works for a matchmaking service, and we guarantee she’s never had a client as challenging as TIMID BENJAMIN.See o...