Government Overreach, Lying About Your Service, and Rowing to Hawaii | Greg Anderson | Ep. 437

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Unknown 0:02
I brought some good stuff about crystals, but we'll wait till we're rolling. We're already rolling. Oh, we're already rolling. Hold on. What do you mean you brought some good stuff about crystals? Because every time we bring up crystals, you're like, oh, they're woo-woo. They're silly. Hold on. Hold on. I get a 10-minute break to get onto the internet to crush your information because you are trying to ambush me with fake Google shit. I... at least get a laptop in front of me to have a dissenting opinion bro i mean i'm on your show however you need to pause it however you need to no we're gonna break it up um go ahead and show me the survey you made up to support your opinion Modern technology that relies on crystals.
Unknown 0:59
Yeah, but that's different. How's it different? Because it allows electricity to pass through it. Of course it does. You have crystals because you think they are harmonious with the universe and will make plants grow. Didn't you say that your plants are growing better from the crystal I gave you? I am contractually obligated to say that my wife enjoyed your crystal. No, so you got quartz crystals and watches and watches and GPSs and radios and hard drives. Yep. So can we agree that quartz somehow conducts electricity and can hold memory? Oh, I don't know enough about any of those things to say whether or not it's required to hold memory. Like I can't either. But I can tell you. They're in hard drives, but I don't think they're the portion of the hard drive that is storing anything.
Unknown 1:51
I think it's like a transistor. That's silicone. Which is also a crystal. No, it's not. And it's used in computer chips, processors, and for memory. Michael, God damn it. I need your services.
Greg Anderson 2:05
So, silicone is a crystalline solid. Nobody knows what that means.
Unknown 2:11
Specifically for a cubic lattice. Does quartz have a memory? God, I cannot believe I'm asking you to put that into a Google or whatever search.
Greg Anderson 2:19
Ask if silicon.
Unknown 2:21
What do you mean by memory, I guess? We don't know. Is it a mythical, magical rock? No. If Michael says no, we can move on. I'm not saying it doesn't help with stuff. I don't know if it's magical in the way. Let me ask you this. Are you bringing a crystal on your rowboat, which I hope sinks? It can't sink. It's neutrally buoyant. You're going to tell me I can't sink that thing? When you're done, I get 20 minutes with that thing and I bet you I can sink it. I'm going to text Joe Kent and make sure his boy Hegsat doesn't sink us out there with a tomahawk. But other than that, no, they're neutrally buoyant. You can break them in half and they'll float. But are you taking a crystal? I haven't thought about it. Are you going to paint the inside with runes?
Unknown 3:13
No, I'm not going to do any of that stuff. Okay. The boat doesn't need any of that. What is the boat's name? We haven't landed on, the journey is called Row West. That's the expedition. As far as the specific boat name goes, we don't have one yet. Have you considered like Balls Deep? I don't think that's going to help get eyes on the expedition. It will get eyes. Is it the eyes you want? I'm not sure. They do say there's no press that's really bad press. All right, we'll go for it then. I would push that past your teammates. Yeah, they're probably not going to go for that. So here's a crazy story about naming the boat. And I don't even know how to say this because it's a Hawaiian name. But we took it out on Lake Stevens for the first time last week.
Unknown 4:00
Yeah, without a rudder. Without a rudder. Yeah, your GPS track looked, to be honest, like a roon. We put that GPS track into chat GPT. Yeah. And said, what does this say? Because it looks like writing. And it said, that's a Hawaiian saying. It's like oka oka lava or something. Okay. That means a journey of navigation. Did you put it in a second time to see if it spit out a different word? Well, ChachiDB lies to you constantly. So who knows what it would say? My wife actually said that. I said, you're trying to ruin a good moment right now. Yeah. You got to throw it in like four times and then average what it says.

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