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Alejandra 0:03
Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan. Want to talk to Conan? Visit teamcoco.com slash call Conan. Okay, let's get started.
Sona Movsesian 0:13
Hi, Alejandra. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan. Hi.
Unknown Announcer 0:18
Oh, my God. Hello. I told myself to not freak out when I met you guys, and look how that went.
Conan O'Brien 0:24
It's OK. You're allowed to freak out. That's OK. Your name is Alejandra. Is this right?
Unknown Announcer 0:31
Alejandra.
Conan O'Brien 0:31
Alejandra Trigueros. And where are you calling us from?
Unknown Announcer 0:34
Well, just call me Bob if you're going to say that.
Conan O'Brien 0:38
Everyone's a wise guy. Alejandra, tell us, where are you right now?
Unknown Announcer 0:43
I'm in Madrid, Spain.
Conan O'Brien 0:44
Oh, my God. Madrid. I've never been to Madrid. Yeah.
Unknown Announcer 0:47
Really? You should. And Barcelona. Everyone's been to Barcelona.
Conan O'Brien 0:50
I've been to Barcelona, but I've never been to Barcelona. But I've never been to Madrid and I would love to see it someday. Alejandra, tell us a little bit. Do you go by Alejandra?
Unknown Announcer 1:04
Mostly Ale.
Conan O'Brien 1:06
Ali. Okay. Ali.
Unknown Announcer 1:08
Yeah. Alejandra sounds very serious. Like my mom when she gets mad at me.
Conan O'Brien 1:11
Okay. So your English is perfect. I mean, you sound like you're coming to me from San Diego or something. I mean, it's perfect right now. Thank you.
Unknown Announcer 1:30
Cincinnati?
Conan O'Brien 1:31
Well, I'm saying you have a beautiful Cincinnati accent. It's amazing.
Unknown Announcer 1:34
Hey, I'll take it. Over a thick local accent, I'll take it.
Conan O'Brien 1:38
But Alejandra, how did your, I mean, you live, are you a citizen of Madrid? You grew up in Madrid?
Unknown Announcer 1:46
Yeah, I was born and raised here. I speak English like this because I suffer from an acute overconsumption of American entertainment. We're seeing really acute. Everything I get my hands on, podcasts, books, movies, TV shows, all the things. So when people ask me about my English and I tell them I read a little bit of gossip every now and then, see, it pays off. That's funny.
Conan O'Brien 2:09
That's great. So you just basically watched American television, listened to American podcasts, and that has influenced. It's destroyed one of the most beautiful accents in the world. Yeah.
Unknown Announcer 2:19
Well, I did live with Americans for about three years, friends from New York. Shout out to Michelle, Pavi, and Jamie. And I spent 24 hours with them, really.
Conan O'Brien 2:30
Great. Can we make sure we edit out that shout out, please? No, no. Make sure it's edited out. I don't trust them. They're gone. I'm not friends with them. I don't know them. Dead to us. Just put a big eee over that shout out. Not for any other, not for a legal reason, just that I don't know them and they should get no free rides. Right.
Unknown Announcer 2:47
How about if I give you some credit? You and Ellen have also played a major role because I've consumed all the things, all the clips of your talk shows that I could get off the internet because your shows weren't shown here. So when YouTube started, I started watching a bunch of Ellen and YouTube suggested some clips of your show and I was peeing my pants laughing.
Conan O'Brien 3:08
Oh, I'm glad that I made you urinate. Sorry. Alejandra, many people think I am Ellen and many people go up to Ellen and say, hi, Conan. So it's a common misconception.
Unknown Announcer 3:19
Well, both pale, the hair color, and you've said you're womanly looks.
Conan O'Brien 3:24
They're your words. These are my words. These are my words come back to haunt me. Well, tell me a little bit about your life. Mostly what I like to do is try and figure out how I can help my fans around the world. How can I help you, Alejandra? What can I do for you? I don't think I can do much. You're very beautiful. You're obviously very smart, very well-spoken. How can I help you?
Unknown Announcer 3:47
So I'm 34. I have two kids. I've recently had the second one, and she's four months old. And I actually have a little beef with you because I was recently trying to get her to sleep, and I listened to a lot of hours of this podcast. And when I say you, I mean the three of you. Mm-hmm. And recently you guys made me laugh so hard that I woke up my newborn who had just gone to sleep after about 30 minutes of trying to get her to sleep. I was like, oh my God, I hate them. Even though I love them.
Conan O'Brien 4:16
You know what we should do? I should speak less and you guys should speak more so that children can sleep.

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