Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Conan O'Brien needs a fan. Want to talk to Conan? Visit teamcoco.com slash call Conan. Okay, let's get started. Hey, Chris, welcome to Conan Needs a Fan with Conan and special guest Kevin Nealon. Kevin Nealon's joining us today. Chris, how are you? I'm doing well. Yourself? Oh, great. We're doing okay. Where are you coming to us from, Chris?
The dirty T, Tucktown, Tucson, Arizona.
Chapter 2: Who is Chris and what is his wrestling persona?
Nice.
All right. Wow. I was going to say Tijuana. I know. And tell us a little bit about yourself. I just have a little scrap of paper here that says that you are a, this is impressive. You're a luchador. Is that right? You're a wrestler.
Yeah. I've been in the wrestling business for 27 years now.
Okay. Jeez. This is incredible. And you wrestle yourself. Do you have a... He wrestles himself. Yeah. Well, we've all done that. What is that all about? That's not very fair. There's a fix in. He always throws it to himself. Christopher, you have a character, right, when you're wrestling?
Yeah, I'm fully masked. I have a character named The Prophet.
The Prophet?
Yeah.
That's a great name. That's a great name for a wrestler. It's a great name for a wrestler. And do we have a photograph? I think we have a photograph of you. Oh, my God.
Look at this.
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Chapter 3: What inspired Chris to become a luchador?
I picked them up sideways like a body slam. I swing their body out and sit down and slam it. My God.
That's so prophetic.
Can I say something? That is a greater prophecy than anything I've read in the Old or New Testament. And I think I think if those were the prophecies, people would really pay attention to be much more religion. Absolutely. Yeah, that's very impressive. Thank you. You have to be an amazing athlete. to be a wrestler and to do it at the level that you've been doing it at for so long.
Have you had some bad injuries? Tell us about that.
I think I've been pretty fortunate, but around 10 years in, I did break my elbow. I had to get surgery on that. But the weirdest thing that happened to me is I came down with a condition called the rhabdomyolysis.
Hmm.
And that's basically where my muscles were breaking down and being filtered through my kidneys. So my urine was black.
And that's bad.
No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, not yet. Hear him out. Chris, get to the bad part. Yeah, get to the part where it's really... I mean, I don't think it's someone... There's not a person here who's not peeing some black urine right now. But wait a minute. Why did this happen? Why... What is it about this condition?
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Chapter 4: What is Chris's signature wrestling move called?
I'm loving it.
Yeah, I know you're loving it, but I wanted to make sure. Chris, how did you get rid of this terrible disease? And are you cured now? And then we'll get on to all the bits about... Have you got a cummerbund? You know... Do you ever wear a carnation?
What happened to this disease? They needed to flush my system out, so I was in the hospital for a week on an IV. That was all I was doing. So it was, for me, a vacation.
Okay. It's always a vacation when you can just squirt out some black urine in a hospital. So then you recovered, and the disease does not continue once it's flushed out. Is that correct?
I haven't gotten it again, but I'll honestly say I don't think I was ever 100% after that.
Oh, I apologize. It kind of looks like you have black pee coming out of your ears right now from those wires. Oh, those are headphones, Kevin. I'm talking about the wires.
Yeah, I know.
Chris, let's get back to the cover button.
Yeah, hey, Chris, I'm sorry that I asked you momentarily about your health. Sorry you followed up on that question. Yeah, I'm really sorry about it. So yeah, so you went wee-wee, it was all black. Hey, what do you wear, a tuxedo in the ring ever?
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Chapter 5: How did Chris deal with injuries during his wrestling career?
He was as agile as me, so we were able to do each other's moves.
Now, if you each did the prophecy to each other, was it one of those things where it cancels out and there's like a bright flash?
Yeah, a black hole.
Yeah. These are good questions, Kevin. I'm sorry. Oh, this isn't sticky enough for my partner here. Can I get to like a real question? Yeah, sure. Go ahead.
Yeah. Chris, you grew up as a Mormon, correct? I did. And did you watch wrestling growing up? Not till teenage years.
Do you think the fact that you grew up in the Mormon faith steered you towards more of a religious character?
That did. But the other factor was the Three Six Mafia because their record label was called Prophet Entertainment.
Tell me about Three 6 Mafia. You're going crazy here.
Yeah, hip-hop. A famous hip-hop group, rap group from the 90s and 2000s. Yeah, yeah.
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Chapter 6: What is Chris's new business venture involving Aguas Frescas?
We both fight. It's much better if we're attached, but when I'm fighting Chris, you're just doing nothing but looking around. As always. Yeah. You're just inert. And then when I tag you, you switch and I swing to the rear. And now I'm behind you and I'm looking at the crowd and I'm inert.
What move is that called, Chris? What we call that move? The little reach around? Yeah, it's called the reach around.
Yeah, it's called the old reach around. That sounds like a good idea.
yeah hey look they're doing the reach around Conan and Kevin are doing the reach around you guys would just be you guys would die instantly I think you're right the moment that you walk into the ring you would everybody would hate you because you guys would be doing so many bits we'd be doing bits in the ring we'd be arguing and doing bits and then whichever one wasn't wrestling the other's just hanging off his back on the phone on the phone and doing bits
Yeah. On the phone buying stuff.
The most hated duo in all of wrestling.
Yeah.
Everyone hates you guys so much. They boo us as we're coming out of the walkway. You got to admit, we would be hated. We would be good heels. But that's good to be hated in the ring, right? If you get a lot of hate coming at you, that's a good... Yeah, you're doing your job. You're doing your job properly. That's like Conan here.
Okay.
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