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Dan Does Footy

The Devils' Meme Defence

09 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What are the implications of Billy Frampton's three-game suspension?

0.031 - 27.355 Dan

To give a three-week suspension for that action to Billy Frampton is crazy, by the way. It's wild. A free kick, sure, yep, get it, totally, maybe. But to give not one, not two, but three weeks for it, for not showing duty of care? I mean, how about like that? Haven't they? Three weeks. I'm going to say it.

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27.375 - 58.959 Dan

If it's three weeks and they give that down, then unfortunately, the game, as we know it, is gone. Welcome back, you rats, to the Big Red Shed on this Wednesday, the 10th of June. And all the way from somewhere in the world, BBL Joey joins us. Welcome back, Joe. Hey, thanks for coming. Thanks for having me. Where do we find you right now? What are you doing? How's the surgery? How's the recovery?

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60.822 - 79.532 Joey

I'm in Sweden. The surgery, we had to push back because I had a Bucks that I forgot about. Also, I've realized I'm terrible on Bucks parties. I was the one who got eight hours sleep every night and I was soaked and complained the entire time. Not for me. But I'm a man enough to say that.

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79.512 - 97.622 Dan

Okay, you've got to be honest in situations when that's not you, you're not built like that. The one thing you can do and can control is tell everyone that you're not that guy and you'd rather just go to bed for eight hours and then feel good in the morning. So a lot of people do think you're actually getting a BBL. I guess we can, I mean, it's not out of the question if you really want one.

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97.653 - 98.594 Dan

We can put it on the company card.

98.674 - 111.012 Joey

Well, I mean, we go, so we started in Copenhagen, then now we're in Sweden. After this, we go to Montenegro, then Croatia, then we finish in Turkey, which is where I've got three surgeries booked in. So we'll be sorted. We'll be looking good when we come back.

111.232 - 115.058 Dan

Going to be sore. Going to be sore on the way home. But hey, that's part of, that's the love of the game.

Chapter 2: How does Tasmania's proposed stadium impact the AFL?

115.178 - 125.533 Dan

When you are over there doing some things and you're traveling the world, you get caught up and you go, you know what? Maybe I do just want a big surgery. Did you see your hawks all the way from Switzerland, wherever you said you were?

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126.914 - 144.475 Joey

Yeah, Copenhagen. Watched them and then obviously crashed out. Had to go in my room and sit there alone for a bit because I just don't know what happens when your captain just starts cheering on goals for the other team and beating the shit out of anyone else that's not his player. I was like, what are we doing here?

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145.336 - 155.689 Dan

So explain what happened, what you think as a Hawthorne guy. What do you think was going on in his mind? Because we're still trying to piece it together. Sicily just fully lost control of everything he was doing.

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156.817 - 177.585 Joey

I've got no idea. Low key rate it, like kind of like it because he's willing to die for his team and do whatever it takes to make sure he beats the fuck out of anyone else. But I have no idea what he was doing. I think he must have lost something there. But it was hilarious to see him just on the wing, just bashing the shit out of whoever it was.

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177.725 - 190.819 Joey

And then also, I think we all just lost our mind after that second half. Like we came out at halftime. Michael Selwood's just in Nick Watson's ear the whole time. He's a guy. Yeah. Hate him, but love him, but God. Yeah. No. It was tough.

190.839 - 204.055 Dan

He is a guy. It was tough. Yeah. I think we got to the bottom. I think just now that Sicily was actually taking the piss out of Treloar celebrating, which is even more crazy because Treloar does that celebration where he gets both his fists and he kind of screams at him.

204.756 - 212.625 Dan

People are saying that he was doing that, which makes no, it makes even like just to take the piss out of Treloar who's kicked the goal on you makes just less sense of everything.

213.82 - 235.778 Ash

so yeah in that in that regard i like it i like it yeah i reckon it was awesome yeah it was big like it reminded me of like shock soccer shithousery where they just like it's that sort of stuff and i was i loved it he was a bit of my pay yeah uh well we're over there joey actually you're speaking of soccer mexico does kick off the world cup you'd be stoked as a mexican

238.778 - 240.206 Joey

We're not doing this.

Chapter 3: What are the reactions to North Melbourne's recent performance?

327.997 - 334.024 Ash

You've just thrown Xander under the bus so hard. He's going to come to you about the beer stuff again.

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334.345 - 352.026 Dan

It was a personal group chat, okay? You're allowed to get things wrong in there. You are. We get things all the wrong. Hey, this program is built on not being right, but just having a crack at vibes. Okay? And in the group chat, you're allowed to have just a crack at vibes and things. When he actually did report on it first, that was a fractured neck. And then everyone went, oh, broken neck.

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352.046 - 355.27 Dan

But he was just being loosey-goosey with it. That's what I'm trying to say.

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355.368 - 362.278 Joey

Yeah, Xander submits his tweets for review in our group chat because it's like a draft. And then once we approve it, it goes out to the media.

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362.919 - 379.823 Dan

Exactly. So he is fractured. He had surgery on his neck. He's up and walking now, we heard. So no, obviously, obviously there's no return date for him to play and to come back. It's not really important that he comes back. I think when you do an injury like that, it's just important that you get back to doing everyday life things.

379.803 - 396.849 Dan

That's probably where he's at now, and then footy's just segregated, all that. But if we talk about the actual incident, now that we know that Brodie isn't okay, but is okay with the surgery, if that's three weeks, that tackle there, because he didn't show a duty of care, then that makes no sense that that could be three weeks.

396.989 - 418.061 Dan

That is very much, the game's completely gone, don't know where it is. If that's three weeks, then we may as well pack it up, because that action... in a split second, unfortunate result in it. And the league just has to come to realization that you can have just freak plays that are accidents where everything happens so quickly and you don't need to do a ban. I think.

418.682 - 420.525 Dan

But it feels like they're now going...

423.087 - 431.71 Joey

Also, he just grabbed his neck and dropped to the ground like he was a DDT, like he was playing WWE. So where do we draw the line?

Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about the upcoming AFL matchups?

531.386 - 550.463 Joey

But, yeah, Majacek is known for very, like, very much so burrowing under a tackle or trying to evade the tackle. And I think maybe it's something that we need to stamp out of the game where people are trying to, like, you know, chuck their heads down and forwards to evade a tackle where... you're just not protecting your neck in any situation right there.

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550.804 - 568.18 Dan

Yeah. Yeah. And it just, there's just one that just got, just got caught wrong. It was all wrong. And it's just one of those things where unfortunately they're freak accidents and it will just be bad from start to finish. That happened so quickly. And you go, what happened there? You can't break it down. Now we're going to have to break it down in tribunal, a split second play.

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568.5 - 583.117 Dan

David Zeta is going to be losing his goddamn mind in there. Cause he'll be in there for hours and they're going to break it down. Like this is, this happened over 10 minutes where it was a second. for everything to happen. And that's where we're going now into Tribunal because they're 100% going to appeal, but we'll wait for the actual vote to come down.

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583.197 - 599.478 Dan

I think it'll be, we are now recording Tuesday afternoon. We'll get it tonight, I think. We'll know if it's three weeks or not. Either way, even if it's two, you appeal. I think you just go there, you go there and appeal it as well. And if he does get suspended, The Pies are now looking at their game coming up this weekend without Moore.

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599.919 - 615.64 Dan

Maynard got tripped and hurt his shoulder, did his shoulder twice. And then we've also, we'll have Franton out. So they're in all sorts if their premiership forward, Billy Franton, is just suspended here. So I think... Their premiership one-touch player. Their hero.

616.12 - 624.932 Dan

So Ash is defending Cozy because a lot of Pies fans are coming for Cozy and Dee saying, well, if that's three weeks, then Cozy's trip on Maynard deserves to be six weeks.

625.115 - 644.457 Ash

Yeah. Cozzy 100% throws a leg up there in that regard. It looked like a trip. It looked like it's probably a fine. It's probably a fine. I know he got injured out of it. It does say in the rules that if you do intentionally trip someone, it says somewhere that it is a suspendable offence. So...

644.437 - 659.451 Dan

These Dees fans, man, they've been waiting for vengeance ever since Maynard and Brayshaw. And this is the one where they go, you know what? This is a square up injury. No, it's not as bad, obviously. Thank God. But this is one where they go, hey, call it even Stevens. Let's get out of this thing. Let's just go, go, go, go, go.

659.471 - 672.823 Ash

I've already seen a bunch of, and I don't agree with this. I've already seen a bunch of Dees fans already saying it was a football act because that was the big thing that Pies fans were saying about Maynard, which it probably was. But let's call them both football acts then.

Chapter 5: What is the significance of the Grand Final week events?

974.733 - 982.665 Dan

Joey wants to know which players wear undies or not. Let's do a new segment. Which players wear V triangle ones and which one wears boxers? And Joey has to guess.

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983.017 - 984.338 Ash

That's a good YouTube content.

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984.359 - 990.605 Dan

Yeah. And if he gets it wrong, he has to get the player to send him the undies. He has to try and... That's too weird now.

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990.626 - 992.568 Ash

What the fuck were you about to say?

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995.251 - 1000.597 Dan

Okay. Joe, new game for Joey when he comes here. Blind sift test the undies and who they belong to. Blind ranking undies.

1005.002 - 1007.024 Joey

I'm surprisingly accurate as well.

1007.044 - 1018.256 Dan

Lock your shorts. Oh my God, he got it correct. Wow. How does he know that? That's such a weird skill. Joe, anything that's come across your desk here?

1019.799 - 1037.688 Joey

Yeah, so I've got stuff about Michael Selwood. The other day we were talking about, well, you were talking about Michael Selwood's dad's nutting ability. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Michael Selwood's, this is what you said specifically. And then, so Michael Selwood's brother, he's got 10. He said, heard you and Dan talking about my dad and his nutting ability.

1038.169 - 1048.526 Joey

Can confirm he passed it down to the rest of us boys. My little brother, Tom, is married and his first kids were twins. Double nut, you might say. Just thought you'd appreciate the intel. Love your work, big fella.

Chapter 6: How does the AFL handle player injuries and suspensions?

1102.12 - 1117.75 Dan

This is the Pepsi DDA trophy that the winner of Pepsi Fandomonium, by sending in your fan moments, you win this thing, and it's glorious. It's actually massive. It's huge, and it looks unbelievable. I'm thinking about sending something in to win.

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1117.831 - 1119.694 Ash

I was going to say, can we win that?

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1119.714 - 1140.745 Dan

You can. You can. Anyone can. Send in your fan moments. So now we know, if you listen to the show regularly, know this segment here is where we pick three favorite submissions from the weekend and place them on the leaderboard over there. Christian DG, Steve, the D's dog guy, and Swan's vibe guy from the last time we did this is now in the running to win the Pepsi DDA.

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1140.966 - 1163.469 Dan

That is this big son of a bitch right here. And this week's submissions, we have Big O straight up here. Here's Big O here, just, it's very much a Xander kind of stop him in their tracks, get him to sign some boots as he's trying to just leave the ground here. And good on Paddy Voss for just signing, I think they're his boots, or maybe that kid just had some boots, which is awesome.

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1163.75 - 1183.802 Dan

And sometimes you have to doorstop a player to get some boots. So Big O now in the running. Then we go to Beatrice. Oh no, oh that's... That's what it means. Look at the Pies fans next to him. Couldn't be more flat. That's the emotion we're talking about. Any moment you have as a fan, anything you see, that's what we're after, where you just ride the rollercoaster of football.

1183.822 - 1201.367 Dan

And then here, Aziz has sent this in, and that's just... I know that's me because worst haircut in the world, going down the slide. In all its glory. And that's what it's all about. It's over to you guys, as is every time. Head over to IG Story and vote for who earns a spot in the Pepsi fanmonium finale.

1201.447 - 1219.704 Dan

And then you make sure that you keep sending your moments in to Dander's Footy through the DMs. We want to see them. Anything that happens in the crowd, during a tight game, any kind of funny moment that you can send in to us to put yourself in the running to win this DDA, we want to see them. So send them in. Let's go to the games. Big teams have the bye, having a week off.

1219.884 - 1245.68 Dan

This week, Blues, Pies, Hawks, Freo, all just having a rest. And I'll be honest, with those teams having a rest, some of these games are rough. This is a real rough slate that we might have this weekend, but we're still going to do footy together because football is the greatest and just keeps coughing into the microphone. Just keeps coughing into the microphone. Are you sick?

1246.622 - 1257.927 Joey

Are you okay? Oh, I haven't, I remember I lost my voice before I went. I sort of haven't recovered from that yet. So on the mend, but I'll, I've got the six, seven soda that will help me.

Chapter 7: What are the predictions for the upcoming AFL matches?

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1845.034 - 1858.475 Dan

We're going to beat you. We're going to fucking. We're going to have a wild out night. Give me the Cats by 10 goals.

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1859.497 - 1861.22 Ash

Yeah, because of that, give me the Cats.

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1861.28 - 1878.912 Dan

Yeah, thanks, Ash. Yeah, I think so. I think you can't have two wideout nights in a row and lose them. That's embarrassing. You don't ever have a wideout night again, and I don't think the Cats want to risk that. If you start something and it doesn't go to plan, you go, hey, pack it up. We can't win these ones. Let's just leave this alone. Then we go to, let's see how we go with the delay here.

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1879.072 - 1909.221 Dan

Super... Saturday. This is going to be a great Super Saturday. But also, if you look at it on paper, you go, here we go. This is D's Bombers. Ash is sweating bullets. MCG, 1.15 p.m. This is the genuine bogey team. The stuff that have kept the D's up and given them nightmares ever since Gather Round. Ash is shaking over there. Their five-goal favorites are the D's in this one. It just...

1909.201 - 1921.9 Dan

Couldn't be written the stars, could it, Ash? The footy gods couldn't be so cruel to say, hey, your one bogey team this season is going to be Eston, and they'll get two wins for the season, and it's going to be against you, Melbourne Demons. How nervous are we?

1922.26 - 1925.325 Ash

Honestly, if that's the sacrifice we've got to have, I'll be that team.

1926.166 - 1933.437 Dan

Maybe sometimes you have to be punished, say, you will play finals, but to play finals, the tax for that is that you have to lose to Eston twice.

1934.258 - 1934.719

Fuck.

Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share at the end of the episode?

2941.015 - 2942.157 Ash

Okay. I'm putting that on a graphic.

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2943.118 - 2946.223 Dan

All right. There you go. You're seriously thinking about it.

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2946.743 - 2947.785 Ash

Nah, I'm going to go Sydney.

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2947.805 - 2967.355 Dan

All right. They're going to work that bridge out, man. No answers on that bridge still. Are you still blocked by Zach? Zach Butters? Yeah. Yeah, mate. I am. I don't know what I've done. I'm trying to get him paid. I'm on his team. I'm trying to get him a big deal. I think Paul just came out and said they're not going to match it. They're going to actually just acknowledge that.

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2968.837 - 2987.01 Dan

See, here's the thing. If you don't have the money to match, can you match? Can you bluff them? Because I said last pod, they should just bluff. And if they don't have the money, it's $18 million over eight years. Can you actually bluff in the AFL like it's a poker hand? Or do you have to show the league, hey, actually, we can afford that der?

2987.971 - 2992.957 Ash

I don't know. If Butters leaves, what do you think Koshi will call their team after that?

2992.977 - 3017.203 Dan

Oh, no, it's a genuine construction site. It's a full construction site. Yeah, if he leaves. So watch this space here. Then we go to Sunday. Boy, these games are going to rock. Richmond Lions down at Ninja Stadium Hobart. This one is going to be glorious for the eyes here. Brisbane are 44-point favourites here. Hey, I like both these teams.

3018.164 - 3042.389 Dan

What do they know about playing in Tassie on a Sunday fall like this? Why are we going down for this one down to there? This seems absurd behaviour to have Richmond and the Lions at Ninja Stadium. This one is going to be, I hope and pray it's comfortable, good to watch in that sense, but this feels like this will be Richmond off the bye, just one-way traffic.

3042.489 - 3056.164 Dan

If the Lions now have a real, last week was a get-right against the Suns, sort of, but played good competition. If they truly want to get right, this feels like, Joe, a game where they can go down there and just get everything right, get it clicking, and then launch in the back end of the season.

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