Animal Noises Too
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What is the theme of this Distractible episode?
Good evening, gentle listeners and watchers, and welcome to Destructible. This episode, Mania Mark the Barmy Baker demands brainwork from the boys for finding fauna fanfares. Brunching Bob builds an illicit empire, emulates bird base, noses Gavrier Immer, and Tyler's termination. Wumbling Wade marvels at the man without fear, endures shitstorms, slaps hard, and screams. From effusive eyeballing to outraged otarionay. Yes! It's time for Animal Noises 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Who are the hosts of Distractible?
Hi, welcome back to Distractible. I'm so glad you're here. It's so good to see you. I hope you're ready for a lot of eye contact and a lot of ear contact from your favorite host, Markiplier. That's M-A-R-K-I-P-L-I-E-R. You okay, man? People been misspelling your name or something recently? I'm great. Oh, that sounds believable.
What are you looking at as you say that? You? I'm looking right at you. Why are we down there?
I don't know. Why are you down there? Hang on, let me move you.
It's a little unsettling when you're like, I'm fine. Can't you tell by the way I look at you?
I'm fine. I'm so good. You sound fine. Guys, I want you to rate the sanity of the snack that I'm eating for lunch. It's a tortilla. Zero. That I'm tearing into chunks and then scooping little bits of cream cheese with and then rolling up into little cream cheese rolls. Give you a cannoli point.
You want some? You're also going to get the, oh man, you're also on the wheel for the eating.
Yeah, baby. Okay. All right.
Tough challenge. Tough challenge.
So this is distractible. You found the right place. You've chosen us versus any other podcast out there. Maybe you were scrolling Spotify and you were just like, hey, I've never seen this one before. Why don't I give it a try? And here you are. And boy, how do you don't know what you're in for? This is a game show where I judge the performance of my friends, Bob and Wade here. Hi, I'm one of those two people. And the only reason I'm here to judge them, because last episode I won by a clear sweeping, almost tiebreaker victory. And so now I get to subject these two to my whims. And my first whims is to tell you something that I should have talked about in the last episode of Small Talk, because it's something that I did. But Bob, you reminded me of something that I did.
How to make homemade bread at home?
This has nothing to do with the episode, and this only has something that I'm proud of. I made bread. Oh, successfully? Homemade bread's really good. We were out of bread, and I really wanted to make Nutella on toast. Just toasting bread and putting Nutella on it. So, of course, instead of going to the store and buying bread, I was like, making bread can't be that hard. And it turns out, usually when you say that, cosmically, it means it will be the most arduous thing you've ever done in your life. But in reality, because we had bread flour and yeast already, so long as you have those things, you can pretty much make bread. You could even do it with like, I never remember if it's baking powder or baking soda. You want soda, I think.
Baking powder, baking soda in your nose. Oh, wait, hold on. I'm trying to remember the scary movie cocaine quote. I don't remember it.
All right. Good joke. That was almost a point there, Wade, but could have gotten it. But yeah, no, I made bread. So you made like a sandwich loaf? Did you put like a little honey in it or something? What direction? No, it was a sweeter bread. I found a recipe. You know, there's recipes online where you click there and then you have to scroll through a million pages to get to the actual recipe. Did you put the butt crack in the middle? I did not. No, I didn't. Why does bread have a butt crack? Well, I could have, but, you know, I accidentally made too much. See, I split the recipe in two for every ingredient except the liquid that's in there. So every dry ingredient was perfectly halved. And I was like, perfect. And it was either water or milk.
And I chose milk because I have this, like, higher protein milk. And I was like, ah, it'll have a little extra protein in it. And I boiled two cups. But then I decided to halve everything else. So I was like, perfect. Everything was halved. I did the math right. I double checked it. Dumped the whole two cups in there. Guess I'm making more bread, so I re-halved all the other ingredients.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the theme of this Distractible episode?
0:00–0:47
2
Who are the hosts of Distractible?
0:47–2:43
3
How to make homemade bread at home?
2:43–6:12
4
How did Bob run a grilled cheese business in college?
6:12–11:30
5
What are the challenges of watching new shows?
11:30–15:11
6
How does Markiplier conduct the animal sound game?
15:11–17:31
7
What are some funny animal sound guesses?
17:31–52:52