Best of Unfair: Part 1 (Compilation)

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Unknown 0:00
From mistaken vernacular to outright derailing episodes, it's time for Best of Unfair, Part 1.
Mark Fischbach 0:12
So you like the writing down the rules. Is there anything we want to rip out? Do we want to rip out the subreddit appeal thing? Because I feel like that's been a mess.
Unknown 0:21
Yeah, we didn't use it. It doesn't make sense. I don't even know if we should have an unfairness clause. Shall I just write down remove all unfairness clauses? We could do something where, you know, if someone declares something is unfair, something's done on the spot, but I don't know what that would be. An immediate wheel. Another wheel spin. One more wheel. The wheel of fairness. If one of us declares something is unfair, we spin a wheel where either we win the appeal or we're forced to host a one man show. It's a risky claim. No, no. It's got to be something with like trial by combat. You know, is this unfair? Let God decide. What if it's just a coin flip? Heads for fair, tails for unfair. What if it's a really heavily stacked against it being unfair coin flip?
Bob Frapples 1:08
Like you can declare it's unfair, but it's a nine to one chance. It's going to be fair.
Wade Barnes 1:12
Do you have to win three coin flips in a row for it to be fair?
Unknown 1:15
I like that. Then we just, then we just have a wheel of fairness. Nah, the coin flip is cool. Okay. Coin flips. If you win three coin flips in a row, it was unfair and you are justified. That is fate saying. That's the universe taking your side.
Wade Barnes 1:28
Yeah. And you can only do that once. What a one in eight chance, three coin flips, one in eight.
Unknown 1:33
That's fair. That's actually... That's pretty good. That's better than what Mark wanted.
Wade Barnes 1:36
What if you lose all three coin flips in a row? Does anything bad happen?
Unknown 1:39
I mean, once you lose one, I feel like you just stop.
Mark Fischbach 1:41
You don't lose again. Once you lose one, it is fair.

How do the hosts define fairness in their game?

Bob Frapples 1:44
Well, I mean, I'm saying if you forced it to flip three times... I get what he's doing. Because you have to flip three times. And that's another one in eight chance that something terrible happens. For daring invoke... It's double point loss.
Unknown 1:57
you know if you don't get three in a row 75 chance you're good 12 and a half percent you win 12 and a half percent you really lose that's good i like that so we're not just throwing out unfairness willy-nilly there has to be a risk okay so if you lose three coin flips in a row what was it you lose double the points or you get double the unfair yeah whatever what you said was unfair will be dealt double
Wade Barnes 2:20
So, like, if Mark gives you a point, I'm like, that should be my point. And I say it's unfair. You would get two points. Or, you know, if Mark says I lose a point, I'm like, no, I don't lose a point. That's unfair.
Unknown 2:28
We do the three coin flips, then I can either lose two or... We should make it that as soon as the word unfair falls out of someone's mouth, it happens. Even if they don't realize they're doing it. So we've got to be very careful about what we're saying. Because as soon as the word unfair comes out, coin flip immediately. Stop everything we're doing. We're going to do an episode just called Fair or Unfair where every three seconds, we're flipping again.
Mark Fischbach 2:52
All right, that's in there. Once per episode, you may declare unfairness by saying the word unfair out loud and initiate three coin flips. Win three in a row and unfairness is proven. Lose three flips in a row and it is made doubly unfair.
Unknown 3:07
well it's made doubly fair because if it was unfair then the unfairness would be valid that's fair enough fair enough if we say fair you have to flip or just unfair both is that what we're saying the trigger word is unfair so if like thank you mark that's incredibly fair nothing happens but for like mark that's unfair we immediately coin flip i think it also should be valid if you trick another host into or another contestant into saying unfair i like that i think if anyone ever says the word unfair for any reason and any of the other two people hear it and catch it it is triggered Even if it's a trick. What about synonyms to unfair? What about when we say that's unreasonable? Has to be the word unfair.

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