Dippy Dawg Does Dunkirk

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What is the main topic of this episode?

Unknown Speaker 0:00
Cleared for take-off. Einen Podcast starten lassen, das kannst du schon mal fabelhaft. Probier's doch mal mit Flugzeugen. In deinem Job als Fluglotsin bei der Deutschen Flugsicherung. Durch dich läuft am Flughafen alles wie am Schnürchen. Und dafür bekommst du von Beginn an ein Top-Gehalt. Du bist maximal 24 Jahre alt, sprichst gut Englisch und hast Abitur?
Guten Abend, verehrte Zuschauer und Zuschauerinnen, und willkommen zu Destructible. Dieses Episode. Weirdo Wade schießt den Triumvirate, um auf Tinseltown zu gehen. Bumbling Bob, der Kasse für Kassen, mimikiert Minnie, dann schießt er den Markt mit King Kong und klassischem Jazz. Movie Maker Mark schießt Da Vinci, Black Magic und Boo, dann beginnt der große Krieg und bündelt Boobies. Von witzigen Babys zu neuen Regeln. Yes! It's time for Dippy Dog Does Dunkirk. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hey everyone, hello, hello, hello.

How do the hosts feel about being bald?

Mark 1:11
Welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I'm today's host, Wade, the bald one. Joined as always by my co-hosts and sometimes competitors currently competing against each other, Mark. Hi. And Bob. I thought I was going to be the bald one going forward. I thought we were going to make a... It's fine. That's fine. I just thought we had talked about that. I trademarked being bald, so I have to own it now. I thought we got all the fighting out before the episode started. We promised we wouldn't do this to people. Look, I'm not fighting. I was just asking a question. I'm just curious. That's what we do here. We just ask questions. I'm not fighting. I'm not fighting. We complain a lot more than we should. That didn't sound like a question to me.
Mark 1:51
Let's make some notes here about this complaining and fighting. Nein, ich glaube, er ist tatsächlich richtig darüber. Ich weiß, dass er normalerweise falsch ist. Ich glaube, er versucht nur, Punkte zu verlieren. Mark, I see that side. I see your cheek where that baby punched you. That's not true. I'll send that baby back in. That's impossible. Might be. Small talk. That's where we usually start. So what's new? Small talk. Intrusive thoughts. I'm having them. They're not super intrusive, but they're stupid. I like phone cases, right? I have a lot of phone cases in my life. Okay, yeah, we've heard that once. Und ich weiß nicht, warum das mir nicht passiert ist, aber am anderen Tag waren wir draußen und ich habe etwas auf meinem iPad gemacht und James kommt hoch und sagt, hey, was machst du?

What are the latest trends in iPad cases?

Mark 2:44
Und er will mit dem iPad spielen. Und so ist er irgendwie an es und was auch immer. Und ich war so, ich weiß, was ich tun werde. Ich werde einfach den Kasten aus dem iPad verlassen und ihm das anbringen. Und dann werde ich die iPad-Parte behalten, weil ich einen Kasten habe. Es poppt einfach sofort aus. Super einfach. Das hat gut funktioniert.
Bob 3:04
Puh.
Mark 3:04
Oh nein. So it's really stupid because there's not a lot of differentiation in the world of iPad cases. There's some, but it's not remotely like phone cases where there's all these different companies who are like, we have the best, whatever. I can't get over it. I can't let it go. I'm sitting here staring at all these iPad cases just being like, maybe that one, maybe that one's the one. I'll just buy a couple. Then I'll know the truth. Anyway, it's not a serious problem and I haven't bought any yet, but next time we get together, expect me to have just a bunch of iPad cases. So it will be a problem. I mean, it's almost guaranteed at this point. I don't like this about myself. I don't mind the phone cases thing, but the iPad cases, it's too far, okay?
Mark 4:09
Not that that's going to stop me from doing it, because that's not how this works, but it's too far. You are a curious case. I like that joke. Wait, I liked it. You are a curious case. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I liked it. I was just in the middle of my talking. Anyway, that's what I got going on. Oh, actually, can I throw a question out there? Maybe the subreddit can help me with this. Hey, electricians or amateur electricians in the subreddit, I have an outlet in the garage. It stops working when it rains hard outside. I've checked the wall. No water gets into the wall. I've checked the outlet. It's a perfectly fine outdoor rated GFI outlet. It's even under a plastic cover. Nothing is, no water is physically dripping onto it or getting into it. It's on the What the fuck?

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