Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destructible, this episode. Michelangelo Mark tracks the soldier, makes Tyler strip, then judges the gent's scribblings. Berating Bob flames McD's, wants spectator mode, derides Wade, and brushes bricks. Winkling Wade remembers the Mayflower, rejects 3D for 2, scrawls Soy Jack, And utterly ignores directions.
From standing seats to walloping walls. It's time for... Draw or Die. Part 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted. And enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome to Distractible. I'm your host once again because somehow, by the hand of fate, which we think has never happened before, I was declared the winner again by the wheel. And therefore I'm back again and of course I had another episode in the pipe. And is it the perfect discrime? Even judging by the title that you already clicked on, you know that it's not the perfectest crime.
It might be the perfectest upset. Who knows who we're going to upset in this arena today. But before we do that, meet our contestants, Bob and Wade. Hi. Hello. Yes, yes. They've flown all the way in to be on this podcast. Thank you, gentlemen, for making the journey. Yeah, no problem. Flight was good. Flight was good. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah. Hey, comfort plus for our guests.
Yeah, no, I appreciate that. That's nice. You don't get that from other shows, you know? I know, I know. You stick you in the back. They actually get that Ryanair jet that's standing room only that we made a joke about existing almost a decade ago. Do you think that they made that since? That's real. That's a thing, yes. Now? It's a thing I believe that's in service. Ah, that might not be true.
Next comes the bike pedal plane where we have to pedal to live. Yeah, and your kids are dangling in the cage. Oh, what a good bit. Oh, that was back when we were funny. Remember? Remember when we were funny? Honestly, I wish I could. I would just start recycling those bits because nobody's going to remember stuff that long ago.
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Chapter 2: How does the game 'Draw or Die' work?
We tried to make a plane out of Tupperware. They wouldn't let us. I can't believe these pesky FAA. We were going to put our passengers in a slingshot and just hope they landed safely, but they won't let us do that.
We heard that distractible advertisement where Mark was trebucheting things around and we were like, hey, eh? But they won't let you do that now. I would try a standing seat. It was for like an hour or less. Like I know, especially in Europe, there's a lot of flights where it's like pay 20 bucks, fly for 40 minutes from Heathrow to somewhere in Dublin or somewhere in Ireland, something like that.
Like maybe. If it was like Cincinnati to Detroit, maybe. If it was really cheap. Like really cheap. I kind of would be okay with if there was a flight and it was just standing room. There's no seats. There's no standing seat, but it's just like guardrails and handrails and things like that. It's like a subway. You just hold on. Yeah, yeah.
It's like, you know, if it's just an hour flight, I'm like... You know, actually, maybe I could do that. Let's pack in here. Squeeze in, we can fit more. Excuse me, let me just get out. Give me comfortable seats with leg room or give me hoo-hoo, I'm a fucking owl. It's like those trains in Tokyo.
Everyone's trying to get on the last plane and the guy at the door is like, get your fingers in there. That sounds awful, no. Then it doesn't matter if you can sit down, you can just relax your body and float in the mass of humanity.
We are one step away from then the treadmill that powers the plane we all gotta walk on in our standing room.
But think of the savings. I'm thinking of them, I'm thinking of them right now. We wouldn't see the savings, but for shareholders, the savings. Man, you know, they used to be boats back in the day, like cruises. I'm sure the Titanic had this too, where it's like the lower levels are just crammed in there. It's a squeeze them in bed. What are you talking about? Get in there, you know?
And hey, people did it because it was cheap. And you know what? Maybe. As far as I've heard, everyone loved that. Yeah, everyone.
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Chapter 3: What challenges do the contestants face during the drawing game?
I mean, you haven't heard anyone complaining about it now. You'd think it would have come up. Well, that's what I'm saying.
I remember when the sunflower landed at, or wait, the Mayflower, that's the one, landed at Plymouth Rock and everyone was standing. Dying of the plague.
Why can't we go back to those days? By the way, everyone listening, slash S, slash S. Like we're slashing our prices. Oh, that's sarcasm.
Yes, that's what I was getting at.
Anyway, all right, so good Ryanair update. I really appreciate that. How is Soulja Boy doing? Oh, still there. Still selling Soulja consoles, probably. Is he on the Soulja Boy 64 yet, or is he still in 16-bit?
No, I thought the latest one was like a DS or a Switch or something, wasn't it? I gotta look again, but... I don't honestly remember.
It's been a minute since we talked about Soulja Boy updates.
The innovation is quite insane.
One-tenth the price, or one-one-thousandth the quality. I don't see any updates, sadly. So I don't think that there's any new Soulja Boy game consoles coming out anytime soon. Only been a few months since the last one. All right, so outside of the world of Ryanair and Soldier Boy, how are you guys doing? Doing pretty good. Except for there's snow on the ground still. It's February, I guess.
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Chapter 4: How do the contestants react to each other's drawings?
and I just want him to get it in. I'll get back to the 3D printer, I swear. But wait, I heard that, and I think it might have made me smile. The sappy meal? Yeah. What was that about that? I don't know. Bob was getting these, like, I need you guys to help me. I was like, oh, it was like a sappy meal. They say don't meet your heroes. That's our sappy meal, boy. I'm not getting anyone.
No one getting points here. All right, 3D printer. I love how fair and balanced this podcast is. No one's getting points. Never.
McDonald's, I'm shoving it.
That was actually funny. I just feel like I can't laugh at your bits right now. That was good, though. That was very funny. Good job. This feels sincere.
Feeling good. Thanks for coming back to me.
Anyway, 3D printer, you should look into a Prusa. You should get a Prusa print. They're cool, but they're expensive. If they don't come to you on a pallet from Prusa directly, they cost a lot of money. I know this is the wrong group to bring it to because Wade loves buying stuff and leave it on his floor and Mark loves 3D printing. I don't need one. But man, am I obsessed with it.
Have you ever downloaded 3D CAD software and designed a part that you can't 3D print because your 3D printer doesn't work currently, but you're like, nah, I'll buy one and print it. That'll happen. I looked at Mark's iron lung bucket for the 3D printing code until I went and just bought one from Regal. Yeah, but that's going to take a while to get there.
That's the closest I've been to 3D printing was taking Mark's code. My code, not my code. Yeah, discounted code. What you can do is you can get a used 3D printer for great prices because they come out with new versions all the time. And even if it's not a Prusa, you can get like Prusa, like Mark 3s for probably decent prices. Even like used Mark 4s probably you could get for a pretty decent price.
And if you get a used Mark 4, you can upgrade it to a Core 1. They have that path available if it's the right one, I think. I found one on Wish that does 3D printing, but it does it in a two-dimensional scale. Oh. What does that mean? All of your 3D printing comes out on, like, paper. Oh.
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Chapter 5: What humorous moments arise during the drawing descriptions?
That's not what I wanted at all. I'm gonna go buy one, though. Yeah, go buy one. Yeah, that'd be great. Get a well-maintained used one. You'll be happy. You gotta be careful, Bob. You're talking to the two tech boys here.
We're always gonna encourage you to buy new tech. That's us. Two tech boys doing the tech. Two tech boys. Oh, what the heck? Two tech boys, get on the deck. Two tech boys. Fucking look, it's Shrek.
Alright, I'll give you a little bit for that.
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Ooh, yeah, we should do an episode from the Super Bowl. That makes total sense for this show. That does make sense. Just Tyler, if we actually got, like, a Super Bowl thing, Tyler in the background would just be like, No! He would, though. You're right. Stripped down all the way to his Tom Brady jersey. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
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Chapter 6: What insights do the hosts share about creativity and expression?
Wish he wears to bed every night. Yeah. I'm Tyler. Heads is weighed. Bob, your tails. I'll tell you what we're doing after I spin this. Bonk. Bam. It's Bob goes first. Of course it is. I'll actually let you decide. Are you going to kick or receive, I guess? We want to receive. Okay, you're receiving. So you're receiving. You're going to be the first to draw.
Fire up MS Paint or your preferred drawing program. Oh. I want to be a referee. Not an option. I want to be in the stands. I guess you could quit the podcast. Yes.
uh i'm considering it oh in the constitution i don't i think it's a lifetime appointment all right i have paint open welcome to what we're gonna do here if you don't remember listeners it's okay use unless you have a fantasia use your inner eye and imagine alongside of us Not your third eye, because that's your butthole. I'm going to send Wade a picture from a stock image site.
It's going to start simple. They'll gradually get more complex. However far we go is just up to how soon we get through this. This is cooperative, right? We want each other to succeed? Yes. So I'm going to give points based on, like, did you do a good enough job? It's out of three. So remember, the three is like an artistic drawing three scoring system for how well you... drew the matching thing.
But also there's a scoring system for how well you were describing it to your opponent. Do you guys remember how long I gave you to do this? Less than 40 minutes. That's okay. All right. All right.
i don't remember was it like a couple minutes it was pretty quick it was yeah it was quick but not it was so shockingly fast i think it was three minutes we can try three minutes and we'll feel if that's too long or too short but i think it was three my brain says one but one feels way too short probably yeah one is too short i do not think we did one i'm pretty sure it must have been some at least three if not more
than that. Three seems fair. All right. So Wade, I am sending you a picture. Hey, the last thing is I sent you here. Where are the pictures from before? That's funny. I love when we hang out. They're all landscape. So your canvas can be the same. They're all landscape. At least that's kind of the general shape of the picture. Some might be slightly more
more landscape, but you can keep it to landscape. Whatever the default is, that's what you can go with. So Wade, you see your picture? Yes. So when I hit the timer, what we'll do is Bob, you go ahead and share your screen with your MS Paint or whatever you have. Yep. Wade, you are describing the image. You're able to see what he's doing. You are describing the image.
And so you just want to give him as much as possible to get the image across. You want to describe it well. You all remember how this went before. I can't even remember if you were able to tell. I believe you were seeing. We were seeing. Okay, cool. We were definitely seeing. Yeah, I think so. So I'm putting three minutes on the clock. And if you both are ready, we will kick this game off.
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Chapter 7: How does the episode conclude with reflections on the game?
So he's kind of like... Yeah, perfect.
Fist.
And then his head is in like a triumphant scream. Black short hair and black rimmed glasses. A triumphant scream, you say? Oh my sweet fuck. Bob's going rogue with the fill tool. Yeah, the fill tool's really screwing us here. It's fine. All right. Yep, they're perfect. Perfect. That's what I wanted. I would get that head in there. Head, black rimmed glasses. Whoa. Black hair, short black hair.
No, I don't even know if the hair's going to matter. He's very big in your picture, but that's okay. Are they rectangular glasses? They're round. Okay, good. Thanks for getting that in. That's really good. You're welcome. I appreciate the timeliness of your answer. I forgot square glasses existed. Oh, yeah. That's exactly what they look like. That's what I meant.
And then... Black hair, triumphant scream...
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Short hair, right? Short hair. Yep. Perfect. And then the old... 20 seconds. Front and bottom teeth are showing. He has ears and a nose. Easy. Teeth. He has a nose. Perfect. That's all of his teeth. They're right there. They're all in there. You can count them. Ears. Nose. Yeah, I think there's a little bit of white showing over his left shoulder, like an undershirt.
No, you're fine. You're fine. Time. No, no, no. Pencil down. Pencil down. Pencil down. This was great. It's a great start.
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Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share about the experience?
I do think three minutes was the time because I was at first I was like, oh, he's going to get this quick. And now I realize like, oh, shit. The more complicated ones. He's fucked. So three minutes is what we're going to stick with. Wade, would you please show? Wait, no, I'm going to actually. No, I'm going to send Bob. That's right.
I send Bob the picture that Wade just got so that he can pull it in side by side of what it is. Bob, are you ready to see what your picture was? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bonk. Ooh. Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's a fairly good interpretation. And then we hit it with the old... Well, it's just my drawing. It's like it's the same picture. It's the same picture. It's the same picture.
It's just my art. That's actually... It's really good. Not horrific. The angle was key. I think the angle change right there at the beginning because he was originally... Everyone listening, he was originally leaning...
left out of frame and then he was reading leaning right in the source picture he has the right hand roughly the right position left hand is definitely in the correct position i see round glasses i see all those front and beautiful bottom teeth the red and the red is a good thing because the shade of red of the shirt was the same shade as the red of the background which i picked intentionally to try to throw you off
he does go out of frame a little bit but as a first try i'm willing to give this a three because it's the easiest it's only gonna get harder from here and description also i'm gonna give a three because when you were flying away with like red background i think you got that good got a little panic for there so as a warm-up round i think you both did great i love this for us i think that was fantastic i love that we also didn't know the time until the final 20 seconds because that was part of my panic and the description is like
Has it been 20 seconds or three minutes already? I don't know. I will give you countdowns at one minute and 30 seconds. I kind of forgot. That's all right. It added some pressure. All right. So well done, boys. Both three out of three. I'll judge this next one just as easily. Bob, this is coming to you. This will be your picture to describe. Okay, good, good. Roughly the same difficulty, right?
I'd like to think that this is pretty much the same. Yeah, I think that's pretty fair, actually. I think that's pretty fair. So Wade, you've got your canvas up there. I will also allow you, if you want to pre-draw your box frame inside of there, whatever you want to do. Yeah. If you, if you want to put a frame up, it is landscape. So that can give you, I think that was helpful.
Just to have some kind of reference. Yeah. Got your tool ready. Got everything set up as you want it. Sure. Three.
two one go all right don't draw i'm gonna give you the whole picture before we start it's a pink background there's a guy who's in the middle bottom his head comes up to maybe two-thirds of the way up he's holding a banana in his right hand which is on our left and he's kind of like and so pink background white t-shirt there's a guy coming out of the middle bottom of the frame he's like chest up white t-shirt white t-shirt it's a good strategy i kind of like it
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