Illegal Advice Too
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What is the premise of 'Illegal Advice Too'?
Good evening, gentle listeners and watchers, and welcome to Destructible, this episode. Mosquito-maskering Mark gets ponderous party performance and asks the gents for remedies to rage. Bouncing Bob nearly loses James, suggests a stitch-up. miasmas, creed cripplings and cloning wise guy Wade gets vandalized by Serviday advises stuffing tailpipes Jason, Hammer Time and Steve Rogers from lint free nostrils to kissy beads yes it's time for illegal advice 2 now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show What is up, people?
No, don't start it that way. Nope, that's it. We're in. And welcome to Distractible. I'm your host, Markiplier here. Back at it again with another hosting of an incredible episode that you're going to love in every way possible. We don't believe in cold opens here. This is the beginning and no one can say otherwise, right? And how. And how do we do this episode? Well, the same way we do every episode. I'm the judge. I am soliciting these two gentlemen here to my whims. They can accept or not. I guess it's always optional. It's all you, man. The doors lock every time we start an episode. When the recording starts, doors can't open. There's no evidence of me ever leaving.
Is my camera in like two frames per second or am I losing my fucking mind?
You're fine. All right. I'm going to do this for a while. Editors make multiple clones of him and overlay it so he's moving like a centipede. All right. So in this game today, we're going to have a great time. We're going to have a great time. Points to the person who has the best time. Oh, you already figured out your wheel spin?
I think that's me. I'm having the best time, Mark.
That could mean multiple things. I will have that added to the wheel. Best time. Either you're having a great time or you did the episode in record time. You won with the least amount of moves. Ooh. That's pretty fun. That is interesting. I like that. Is that the Grandmaster win? Yeah, something like that. But before we do that we got to hear about our lives I can as much as I want to kick it off with my life and the amazing things going on here I guess I have to defer to these two gentlemen here whose lives are equally as interesting chock-full of adventure And I can't wait to hear about it
It's warm out now, and that's really fun for James because it means we get to go back to the playgrounds and stuff. And we did that yesterday, and he had a hell of a time. Before it got cold when we were going to the playgrounds like the end of last summer, he was walking, but he was small enough that it was kind of like we had to chase him around, basically. Cause at any moment he might just like fall off an edge or do something crazy. And so we would, and he's like really independent now, which is awesome. But I forgot one important fact about the playground that we take him to a lot. It's like one of those old school, like wooden castle style playgrounds. Super fun. There's an area with a really fun slide.
And he was, I was letting him climb up on his own and go up there to go on the slide. But right next to the slide, they made this feature where it's like tractor tires stacked up. And the middle of the tractor tires is a hole down all the way to the ground. And you're, it's meant for kids to like climb down the tires, like their ladders. And then there's like some chains and like it's for climbing, but James is not tall enough or coordinated enough to climb on something like that. So I let him go up there and then he, he got to the slide and he was like, slide, slide, big tires and i was like what do you mean big tires because it's like up on the second level and i'm like what big tire and he went and he just like leaned over the hole and i was just like i forgot that was there oh and i ran and dove under the bottom of it and was like face up under the hole and i was like got on a slide and he just looked at me for a second it was like Oh yeah. Slide.
All right. I won't jump down the suicide hole yet. Like it was the one because when we got to the playground, I was like, all right, let's see how this goes. And he started climbing on his own. And I was like, this is cool. He's so he's having so much fun. And then he was like, I'm going to go on the slide and started climbing up. And I was like, oh man, big tires. Like, whoa, fucking shit.
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