Merry Christmas, Bob!
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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This bumper episode, buoyant Bob blasts Hollywood, claims his godhead, then demands donatives from the dudes. Weak-willed Wade gets reflux from a bad reflex, enacts poo-poo, offers pumping Bob, bread houses, and bad clowns. Mercenary Mark wants a wick stick, bags an eagle, and gifts eternal earnings, farmyard flyers, and everything. From trigger discipline to Zoltar. Yes! It's time for Merry Christmas, Bob. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to another episode of your favorite show in the entire universe, including all television movies and other forms of media. It's even your favorite video game. Think about it like an interactive point and click adventure that you don't interact with ever. This is Distractible. I am your host for today, Bob, joined as usual by my competitors for today, Wade and Mark.
Yeah, my plan to sabotage Wade has started early. Wade just starts keeling over.
Hey, how are you? Is that that's sincere? You just actually.
Oh, yeah, man. I don't know. I just like went to talk and like an air bubble or a water bubble or a bubble of some kind was just like.
mark gets a voice point thank you thank you very much starting off strong like i usually do this is a show where i'm the host and i give out points and then someone wins and then they're the host on the next one and nobody cares i haven't hosted in a minute you guys were sort of passing it back and forth there it feels good to be back on the reins you know it's good to be the in the sleigh of power driving you my faithful reindeer to the holiday of my delight uh-huh go on i love where this is going We got a real chimney thing going on right now. Sorry, guys. Anyway, small talk. We usually start with small talk. How's everybody doing? Guns!
sorry i just thought it would burst out if i couldn't stop myself guns is that it you got anything else to yeah wade's got guns small talk go for it oh man well i've been shotgunning some christmas treats because boy oh boy we've had so many different kinds and we found i forget what if linda or whatever the brand is they've got like the little ball chocolate but they've got like the lint truffles Well, they've got like a bark, like the peppermint bark style of like little Lindor ball. I think it's a Lindor ball, but it's like a cookie almost. Dude, it's so good.
Tell me that you just for the first time in life discovered the Lindor peppermint truffles. Probably, yes.
Because I usually just like we either. I'm going to give you a sad point. A breaking sad. I remember that reference.
I'm going to take away that point immediately for breaking sad.
Man, I'm off to a great start. Anyway, this time of year is very dangerous. A lot of sugary treats, and I am devouring all of them. I've had some rough nights, not gonna lie, for the amount of sugar I've been pounding. I can't handle it like I used to. I'm getting older. What, you get, like, acid from that?
How does the holiday season affect your eating habits?
I've never... I'm diabetic, so sugar, like, actively kills me.
I've got bad acid reflux and sugar and like acidy foods are really bad for me. Like pretty much anything is bad for me to eat late at night. But like sugar and things like pizza, pizza, for example, the absolute worst thing I can eat. If I eat pizza after like 8 p.m., even if I don't go to bed till 4 a.m., I'm laying down with acid reflux and that's a genetic inheritance. I got acid reflux from my dad. He had it really bad, too. So that's crazy.
I feel like I always saw commercials about acid reflux medicines and stuff where they're like, oh, don't eat pizza. Oh, don't eat spaghetti and meatballs. I'm like, what kind of pizza are you guys eating? I'm just lucky, I guess. I got my own special kind of health problems.
I lay down and it's just like immediately I feel my entire esophagus just burning like the burps start coming and it's just pain. You know, they make medicines for that. You take anything? Take a little Pepsod or something? I should. I need to talk to my doctor about my acid reflux.
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