Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)
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What is the theme of Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)?
Good evening, gentle listener and watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Maze-like Mark leads a terrible trio into catastrophic conundrums. Bragging Bob builds for his boy, plays in pizza. Grease Gary gets zapped and squashed, but escapes via estuary. Birthday boy White Whiskered Wade fucks his former day family, survives sex, and is victorious over Venus. From calamitous cams to malevolent meteors, yes, it's time for Nah, I'd Win, Part 3. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
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How does Mark come up with episode ideas?
I got it. Were you making fun of me? No, I thought we were doing a bit to start the episode. I was trying to participate. No, no. I was yes ending. Oh, I see. All right. All right. well i i have it hi welcome to distractible i have an idea for this episode and i was thinking very hard about it and it only came to me right after the last episode that we've recorded and then i was like oh that's good and then i was like oh i got it And then I was like, oh, there's something wrong with it. And then I had to go think about it. And now I'm completely unsure if this idea is going to work at all. But hey, that's a problem for future me. In about 15 minutes, I'm either going to have something or not have something. But in that interim, might be the only valuable part of this episode. So we're going to make it a good one. What episode? This is the name of the episode. Hey, man, I am brimming with confidence.
And you know who else is brimming with confidence? These two gentlemen right here. Bob and Wade. Hey, how's it going? Yeah, what's up? How's it going? I'm already having a good time. I love this. This is a great episode, Mark. Thank you. I'm just so sorry that the viewers, the listeners have had to miss out on watching Mark's creative process. This will be the first time we do a cold open for a distractible episode. Yeah, maybe. Four minutes of thinking. If you didn't know, this is how I come up with all the plot points to heist in space. It is just me going... Trying to work it through. Well, you start off by beating yourself repeatedly on the head, and then came the... It's all going very good over here at Distractible HQ.
What woodworking project is Bob working on?
But how good is it? These gentlemen are going to tell me. How good is your lives going today? Guys, my woodworking journey... That was a bad whistle, but it's going well. Better than that whistle implies. I have legs of a... I'm building a table for James. Did you guys ever covet when you were kids like those train activity tables where you built the little wood, where you would train on it? I'm building one for James. And I have almost all of my wood milled down and cut down to size, and I got pocket holes. I'm doing pocket holes, guys. I got a pocket hole jig, so I drilled a bunch of pocket holes. All I need now is plywood, but I don't have a car that you can fit sheets of plywood in, because I don't have a cool truck like Mark does.
So I have to go somewhere and trust the people who work at the store to cut my plywood down to size for me, which is not a thing I really trust them to do, but I'm sure it'll be fine. But then once I have that table, I also have some little cutoffs of hardwood I'm going to make. Get this. napkin holder i like napkins i use them when i make the napkin holder i can bring it here and show it on camera it's like the restaurant ones where you have napkins on both sides or is it fancy so you only pull napkins from one side or it's not a dispenser it's like a it's like a holder you just set napkins that makes more sense it's not like an industrial restaurant thing it's like a home thing so i was picturing that i was like how do you make that out of wood but a holder makes more sense because that yeah it's like everything yeah bye mike
I just barely touched it. Apparently that's a little loose on my mic holder. It just straight up died. But a gunshot sounded at it. Anyway. I forgot to mention this last episode, but by the time these two episodes come out, my birthday will have passed.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the theme of Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)?
0:00–1:16
2
How does Mark come up with episode ideas?
1:16–3:04
3
What woodworking project is Bob working on?
3:04–4:56
4
How do Bob and Wade handle birthday traditions?
4:56–7:54
5
What challenges do Wade and his dog face?
7:54–12:45
6
How is the Nah, I'd Win game played?
12:45–19:04
7
How do Bob and Wade strategize as animals in Nah, I'd Win?
19:04–1:01:03