September 10th
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Good evening, Rough Riding listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destructible. This episode, Maneuverable Mark gets reamed by Reddit, acts the alchemist, then gets the boys to fuck with reality. Bookworm Bob loves the library, threatens explosions, pilfers Pokemon, and emancipates Kemet. Well-received Wade goes after Dumbass, receives the Lash, and apes J.T. Kirk. From various equities to the Second Amendment. Yes! It's time for September 10th. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello, gentle listeners. Gentle?
That sounds like the other show.
Hardcore! Hardcore watchers, gentle listeners, welcome to Distractible. Today is another great day for another great episode hosted by me, Markiplier, who miraculously won because I knew to check under the eyelids. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you gotta listen to last week's episode or watch it if you're hardcore. 🎵 If you want easy mode, just listen to it. But I won that round, and so that means I get to host this episode, and I get to subject my friends, Bob and Wade, to my whims and my whimsies. Say hi, guys.
Subject is an ominous word, but hi. Hello. Hello. Congratulations. You earned this.
We all thought of the eyes. You just thought of them at the end.
You earned it, and we deserve it. That's fair. That's fair. How are you guys doing this fine, fine Tuesday?
We're in the middle of the Ohio weather that just makes you feel awful all the time because it was like there were like two days last week where it was like 65 and sunny and we went outside for the first time in a couple months and it was like, oh. I wish I wore shorts. And then it was in the teens again over the weekend and raining. And it's like warm-ish today, but it's raining. So it's like, it just, it's gross. Like there are moments where it's like, oh God, it's coming. But then it goes back to being in the teens and you're like, what? Well, fuck you. All right. Fuck all of this. And you go back inside and it's dead.
We're almost there, though. It's almost springtime here in L.A. It's some this is actually some of the most beautiful weather because after the rain start, you know, it pushes a lot of the any kind of pollutants out of the air, makes the air really clear and nice. So you get a great view of it. The horizon distance and the weather is really nice because it's just, you know, usually hovers between like 50 and 80, you know, goes right around there. So that's why people love California for the winters, because the winters really are mild, except for that period where fires can explode. That that's a fun winter surprise.
That's a little excitement mixed into the idyllic winter tepidness.
But I was in Cincinnati last week and I noticed something when I got off the plane and we were driving out from the airport. It looked like someone turned the saturation down on the world. everything was gray and i forgot just how gray it was in the winter in cincinnati it's just it's it was gray everything was no color the grass was all you know grayed out the trees no leaves the clouds were gray the road was gray everything was gray Yeah, it does that. Because I know Cincinnati is beautiful in the spring and summer and the fall and the colors. And then I forgot that's why people hate winter in the Northeast is because it gets real drab.
All you got to do is paint your yard for the winter. You got lots of color.
Yeah, sometimes people will come and paint it for you in bright orange. They'll put little X's everywhere. And the next thing you know, they come and dig or they avoid those spots.
And if they don't. Party. It's funny. I was driving on 75 and I remember when I first started driving. Oh, so many years ago that there was construction on 75 and I was so it felt like coming home when I drove up 75 and the same lanes that have been closed. It's the same construction. Someone is getting paid bank. They're making so much money and no one is checking on him. No one.
I mean, I think you missed the worst of it because, um, They reopened 471, right? They had that fire under the bridge and they had to like shut down the bridge for a while.
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