The Best, The Worst
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Good evening, gentle listeners and watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, well-received Wade loses pet access, burns the bangles, then asks for opinions. Multicultural Mark invokes pretty privilege with Prusa, slams the evil echoes of spelunking, and enjoys bambi blasting. Barely Bob clamps for carpentry, gives great tidings, explains organized sports, and heckles headgear. From irritating lube to crap concepts. Yes! It's time for the best, the worst. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I am today's hostest with the mostest, Wade. He's always been my co-hostest with the mostest, but slightly lessest. Most, mostussies is what it's, the plural. Hostussies with the mostussies. Okay. I think, yeah, I think he's right. Mark and Bob. Hi. Bobussie, Markussie. Uh-huh. How are your ussies today? Huh, why are you asking about our ussies? Because I'm perverted.
That's messed up. Yeah, that's true. I actually have, I have a prop that applies directly to that for some reason. Uh, look what I found in my basement. Wow. It's literally, I, I think I know what it's from, but when I found it, I was like, what in the shit? Yeah. It's just a white tube that just says lube on it. It's from Quaker steak.
Oh, is it like a hot sauce in there? You put it on your food?
I wish. It does say, the back does have language on it that says, caution, may cause skin irritation. If it touches you, wash it. I don't think it's that kind of lube.
I think it's like the wrong kind of lube.
I think it's like lubricant for machinery. We have a new workout machine that we got in the basement. It's an elliptical, and I think this is like lube to put on the slidey parts. because it's slidey slides but it's really fucking weird that it's just a nondescript white tube that says lube on it they would have put more labeling on the front but they couldn't afford those letters lubrication is a complicated word don't want to print that on stuff if you don't have to i guess or machine lube thick lube cousin lube what was that last one what was that last one what was the last one huh
Oh, a hinge, like for your door? Third one. Third one. What was the third one? Door hinge. You didn't say cousin lube? What? That's messed up. All right. Okay. I was just saying. You are perverted, but I wasn't sure.
That one's not lube for cousin. That's cousin named lube. Or that famous place in Europe, the lube. Or that place where we're all fam, the clube. Come on, Mark. Get in on this.
This is a good one. I don't have one.
No, I don't have one.
This is a good bit, Mark. Flube, um... A place where you let me in there, the boob.
Isn't that the place where babies come from or something? What was that bit? Where babies come from? The boob. They come from the boob. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you're right. Let me in there. I'm a baby.
That's where I go.
Yeah, everyone's going to know that reference. Let's not explain it. Continue, Wade.
No, I think it's time for small talk. I think we're already basically there. So what's new? How's life? I love Prusa. I, 1000%, just randomly, for no other reason, am Team Prusa. All the way, baby.
Got that email coming through, huh?
What? No. What? Yeah, Prusa. It's a company. For some reason, I thought Prusa was like a weird prune juice, but I think it's the company that does the... It's just, I pictured like a can of Prusa.
It's a prune juice company started by a very enthusiastic southern preacher. Prusa. Prusa. Prune juice for your soul.
So I am 100% team Prusa all the way for no other reason. I love them. I love them. I love them.
What'd they send you? FTC, just so we're clear, I think Mark might have got a couple 3D printers or something.
What?
How's it going with the printers?
They work good? You like? It was really good. I had an email exchange with them. For those who don't know, I appreciate the 3D printing company. Super getting into it. YouTuber privilege is coming in hot and hard. I emailed them and they were like, oh, we're a big fan. We'll send you a printer. I was like, oh, that's great. Cool. So they sent me a printer and that's not unusual.
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