The Cost Is Correct
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What humorous references are made at the start?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, bureaucratic Bob sleuths a screen situation, then forces his friends to guess the worth of the worthless. Wanking Wade, louse penthouse, has power problems, but knows his toast. Marvelling Mark has heat-related performance issues, then snaps up a scrutum strap, scarlet snot, and a ridden rubber. From porking pigs to Annie's huge helmet. It's time for The Cost is Correct. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Distractible. And I promise this is the only time during this entire episode that we're going to mention hate orgasms. I am your host. My name is Bob and I'm joined as ever by my two competitors for today and pro maybe host of next time. One of them, I guess, is how that works. Wade and Mark are here. i'm not saying the beginnings of these episodes have been off-putting but i feel slightly off-put it's a one and only time so everyone keep that in mind dear penthouse your penthouse forum i can't believe it happened to me i'm shocked people even understand that reference because i don't even know i it's not even like my generation that that's from no
that was like a joke my dad and like his age make gen x i guess is the generation that that is almost gen older gen x is penthouse even still around anymore i know a lot of magazines are basically on the way out so no idea i'm not gonna google that just like i'm not gonna google ashley madison because i don't want that on my search history who's looking at your search history the government Yes. Penthouse magazine still exists and is available in both print and digital formats apparently. So it does still exist. I don't know if you guys remember back in the torrenting days, but I had a program called Kazaa. Oh, I've never heard of this. There's a radio station. I think, I don't know that these dudes are still on it, but if you heard of Bob and Tom, you guys have probably heard of Bob and Tom, right? Yes. Okay. Well, on top of their Mr. Obvious skits, which I liked, there was a song called Dear Penthouse that was on Bob and Tom. And I listened to that in like the early 2000s.
And every time I hear you guys say Dear Penthouse, like during that episode, I just thought of that song the whole time. I know the whole song still after 25 years or whatever. I don't know anything about Penthouse magazine. I only knew about it because of that song. That's fair. I think I only know about it from like weird 80s and 90s movie references where characters would make jokes about writing the Penthouse for him.
I don't even know when they would have been doing that as far as like publishing articles that other people put in there. That's what that joke is for those that don't get it. But also at the same time, people probably know that about it, right?
Yeah, people know things. We're young. Our references are hip. Yeah. What's up, fellow youths? I just had my 12 year YouTube anniversary, which is kind of wild.
Old, old, old. I've only been doing it for four years.
You've been doing it longer than me, you bitch. I've been watching you since 2007. Yeah, that's not true.
I've been watching you since the womb. No, no, no. That was Smosh. That wasn't me. I don't even know who you are. Get out of my house.
Yeah, we've been doing this a long time. We're old. No. What do you mean, we? I'm glad people liked that episode. I was a little bit worried that that went on too long, but I can't control the dice. But I was like, man, this is a long bit. You know how you can control the dice is by not inviting them into our games in the future. That's how you can control them. People love dice. They love random chance. They love the wheels. Only you don't like them because they never work out for you. Everyone, and especially me, loves dice. You all love dice. Wait, roll one right now. Let's see what the odds are. What am I? What am I? Roll a 20 or I hate dice. Let me guess. It's not a 20. That's a 17. Ah! Bullshit.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous references are made at the start?
0:00–6:10
2
What are the main issues discussed with technology?
6:10–15:53
3
What celebrity memorabilia is mentioned?
15:53–20:44
4
How does the game of guessing prices work?
20:44
5
What are the challenges faced with the render farm?
9:52–14:17
6
What are the tech problems with monitors?
14:17
7
What funny anecdotes are shared about past experiences?
12:17–25:19
8
How do the hosts feel about their celebrity knowledge?
25:19–48:49