The Even More Perfecter Crime
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Good evening, gentle listeners and watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, mystifying Mark advises on OBS, then challenges the chaps to burgle a big booty. Belious Bob talks blue jackets and bangles, spies on birds, has bullshit braid, and bazookas. Worthy Wade swoons over a prince, demands camera camaraderie, then streaks and self-castrates. From Spy Hard to Buckets of Shit. Yes! It's time for the even more perfecter crime. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted.
What happened with Degree's Cool Rush formula?
And enjoy the sh- And host us and ghost us and coast us and nail all of our dicks to the wall. I was stealing a Weird Al's Spy Hard intro but giving it to you since you had no musical interlude. Oh. Anyway, hi. Welcome back to Distractible. You heard half of that song because the recording aren't really started. It wasn't meant for anyone but you. You started it.
That's the new this is the new intro to the episodes the moment the recording starts put that in Welcome to distractible.
My name is Mark Blair. I'm joined with Bob and Wade here Wade the musical master Bob just a guy but a great guy and these two are gonna compete today You you've read the title of the episode and trust me. I've fixed it. I got it good this time I know exactly how to do this This is the 20 minutes that everyone wanted to see that got cut out? Yes. No. Yes. Maybe. All right. But before we get into that, we want to get into you guys' lives, spend a little bit. So what's new with you?
This is probably not interesting for most people, but it's hockey playoffs. It's about to be hockey playoffs. As we record this, it's like the end of the season, not to date it too hard. Then the Blue Jackets are toying with everyone's hearts. If you're not a hockey fan, the Blue Jackets are the Columbus hockey team, and they were pretty mediocre this year. It was a weird season. Our star player... and his brother actually died tragically in the off season in between seasons um in an accident and so a lot of the beginning of the season was sort of there were a lot of memorials and like i can't imagine having to like go and play on a professional sports team where that occurs and then the season starts and you have to jump in and try and be focused and and on it so it's
It's been kind of a different season for that. And they've done fairly well considering that that must have been on their minds for a lot of it and hard to deal with, I'm sure. But it's the end of the season. There are literally a couple games left and the Blue Jackets are literally doing the exact bare minimum to where they're not mathematically eliminated at But literally, there's another team that needs to lose out to the end of the season and the Blue Jackets need to win out through the end of the season. And if maybe one or two other thing happens, we can maybe get the last wildcard spot. And every day I'm like, I'm almost like, just just lose. Just end this. This is an Ohio sports thing, is it? The Bengals did the exact same thing last year.
Yeah, it's just like that. Literally, the odds makers are like, the Jackets have a 0.7% chance of making the playoffs. And the Jackets were like, so you're telling me there's a chance?
I know sports a little bit more, and it's not all of Ohio that's causing all these pains, because the Cleveland basketball, whatever their name is... Cavaliers. Cavaliers. Yeah, they're a one seed, aren't they? Yeah, they're tied. There's two number one seeds. They had an incredible record. And so, yeah, they're doing outrageously good. Take that, LeBron. Yeah, his team now sucks probably.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the sponsor for this episode?
0:00–1:18
2
What happened with Degree's Cool Rush formula?
1:18–8:50
3
What is the plot of 'The Even More Perfecter Crime'?
8:50–28:27
4
How do Bob and Wade plan their heist?
28:27–41:08
5
What are the unique items the thieves have?
41:08–56:36
6
What challenges do they face during the heist?
56:36–1:04:57
7
How does the heist conclude?
1:04:57–1:27:43