Time and Stuff
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What is discussed in the introduction?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, well-endowed Wade has an addiction to engorged, powerful decks, drops blue steel, and discusses longevity. Batman Bob is baller on blades, and space station chronological dilation. Masonic Mark buys a blow, drops Mike Dietz, becomes a printing prince, and derides Deep Sea Doo-Doo. From nude jewels to mumbling Matthew... yes it's time for time and stuff now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show hey everyone welcome back to another episode of distractible i'm today's host wade aka plug man i don't know why but i'm plug man always have been always will be they can't see they can't see that doesn't mean anything to them
Well, you all will never know what I'm referring to, but I will. As always, I'm joined by my co-host, Mark and Bob. Hello. Hello. Hello. For you, it's the future. For us, it's now. That was in the past. What was I? I had a point with that. I don't know, but that was all very correct information. Because, spoiler alert for everyone out there, but for us, this is New Year's Eve. We're recording.
What are the hosts' holiday experiences?
I'm dating this a little bit, but it's probably timely. How was everyone's holiday? Small talk time. How are you guys?
Oh, busy. I cook. You know what? I learned this holidays, guys. I like cooking food for people. You just don't like storing it in a cold box. No, we got the fridges all sorted out. It's going to be at least 18 months till we have to buy another fridge. I'm going to enjoy the peace while it lasts. How many fridges are you guys buying a year?
I'm about to buy another one. I'm very afraid for it, but... I last bought a fridge in 2016.
You spend all your money on toilets, I guess, so.
How do the hosts feel about home appliances?
Yeah, we were moving. Two weeks before we were set to close, our fridge broke. So we had to replace the fridge in the house we were leaving. That's kind of sad. That should have been like a precursor. Like that should have given me a hint. But what I was heading to after that was all downhill. I was like, oh man, one final F you from this house before we go to this great house where I'll never have any issues.
This nice house that was built very well and has no serious problems.
Wait, but the last house had a dishwasher break like a month before we moved. I think more than that happened. Well, yeah, but I'm just saying like every house kind of like Fs me on the way out. But not this house. This house would be great.
All my houses give me kisses on the way. I don't know what you're doing to your houses. We get into naked fist fights with bricks.
Oh, I thought you said pricks. Pricks. What pricks are popping out of the walls?
Do you make lightsaber noises when you do your prick fights?
They're really high-pitched because they're small. Oh. Speaking of really high-pitched because it's small. Ha ha!
Ha! When you said check this out, it sounded like you were in a 1930s phone call.
Is that a blower or a sucker? It's a blower. Technically, it sucks air in here, but it blows. Oh, yeah. We can see which hair is real and which hair is CGI when you do that. I know. Whoops. Sorry. The green screen revealed itself. Got my eyes.
Man, I can't believe that didn't feel good for your eyes. It's unfathomable. Got my eyes.
Anyway, I got this. It's my favorite thing now. Because I watched, I was very impressionable. I watched one TikTok or short that was reviewing a bunch of these, or maybe it was a video, a bunch of these like electric blowers. And it was like, this one actually works and goes really fast. And the fastest, I was like, I'll buy that one. And it goes really fast. What are you blowing? Dust?
It doesn't collect it. It just makes the dust go, whoo.
It doesn't clean much, but because I dusted out my computer because I'm like, that's what's wrong with the graphics card. That's why Da Vinci says I have none. And so I blow all the dust out and it goes everywhere. And I'm like, ah, it's clean. And I watch as my computer just goes... sucks all the dust back in with its fans.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is discussed in the introduction?
0:00–1:15
2
What are the hosts' holiday experiences?
1:15–1:48
3
How do the hosts feel about home appliances?
1:48–4:46
4
What unique gadgets are mentioned?
4:46–7:04
5
What are the hosts' thoughts on 3D printing?
7:04–15:51
6
What video games are the hosts currently playing?
15:51–26:53
7
How does the concept of time come into play?
26:53–47:41