Wade Is Sopping
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What are the extreme low prices at Action?
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Who is the host of today's episode?
Kleine Preise, große Freude. Guten Abend, verehrter Hörer, und willkommen zu Distractable. In diesem Episode... Boode Bob, der italienische Stallion, entdeckt die Cannons von Cannoli, konfrontiert Alexa und fragt seine Brüder um ihre Präferenzen. Wawa Wade packt Soda, macht es feucht, aber liebt es dick, gelegelt, gelegelt und geschäft. Mazaran Mark konsumiert ein McTriple, hasst Horrendous Houdini, aber will es cremig. From Mr. Beast to Stuffed Wallets. It's time for Wade is Sopping. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
What does Wade think about Soda?
Hello everyone and welcome back to the world's favorite podcast. This is Distractful. I'm your host for today. My name is Bob. I am the host because I won the last one. And just like in every episode, I, the host, will be hosting and my two other friends, co-hosts, competitors will be trying to see who earns the right to host the next episode that comes after this one, if there is one. Which there will be. Because there always is. Anyway, my two friends. Mark it away. Say hi guys. Hi. Are you booing both of you or just Wade? I'm booing everything in the general vicinity. Oh, okay. You've never seen this show before. That's how it works. I'm the host. I give out points, which I have to write down on paper, which I have in this book, which I will write in.
What dining experiences did Bob have at Soto?
And then they don't matter and they're all bullshit. But the winner is very important and carefully calculated. But before we get into the idea that I have for the episode today, a small talk. How's it going? Oh, can I just say two words, one syllable? No, two syllables, one word. Soto. What? Soto. Soto. I think he's cursing us. An Italian place down in Cincinnati, in a restaurant. It's so good. Oh yeah, wait, I almost went there once. Oh man, you gotta go. It's so good. Es ist so, dass sie frische Pasta machen, oder sie machen ihre Pasta im Haus. Also macht Olive Garden... No, they don't. No, they don't. I don't know, man. The Cacio e Pepe. The Cappalacci. Cappalacci? Cappalacci? Cacio e Pipi. You guys want some Cappalacci? I'm one third Sicilian. Catch your Pipi, the Cappalacci, the Bistecca. I'm sorry, what? That's just literally steak, but it's so good. That's what Mr. Beast did when he released Lunchly. He made a Bistecca. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Out here firing shots.
See, I was making a joke and just molded into a better one. Molded into a better one. No respect for other YouTubers here. They just go after each other all the time. That's right, we're starting with who? MrBeast? Oh, why would you disparage him? Oh, disparage. I was like, why would you just marriage him? I was like, what? That's right, MrBeast and I are going steady. By that I mean we stripped straight to marriage. Hey, Bob, I'm great, man. So there's good food.
Italian? Very good. Tasty.
Did you have some wine with your food? I did have some wine. I had a couple of glasses. Not gonna lie, it was good. I had some Moscato d'Asti. I'm not Italian. I'm Ohioan, so pardon my English. I'm one-third Ohioan. We speak our own special language. It's very good though. If you ever find yourself in Cincinnati and you book a reservation two or three months in advance, very delicious. Pricey, but good. We had six people. We ordered nine pastas. Ate them all. We had three of the bread appetizers. We had the steak. Very expensive too. And then we had three desserts that we split. God dang. The donuts. They have a donut dessert. Three dipping sauce. Oh my god, the caramel. Oh. You know, Donuts are the very Italian dessert. These are Italian because they're served at Soto.
How does Wade react to Italian cuisine?
Sovereign territory of Italy. Were they called Donuts or were they called like, what's it, isn't it Zeppoli? Isn't that like Italian Donuts? It's like deep fried. I think they were called Ricotta Donuts. I see. I see. And never a more American thing has been said on this podcast. But it's so good. Don't let me ruin it for you. Somehow you did. I never want to go to Soto.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the extreme low prices at Action?
0:00–0:18
2
Who is the host of today's episode?
0:18–1:04
3
What does Wade think about Soda?
1:04–1:53
4
What dining experiences did Bob have at Soto?
1:53–4:36
5
How does Wade react to Italian cuisine?
4:36–17:17
6
What is the Houdini software problem discussed?
17:17–31:24
7
What word game does Bob introduce?
31:24–34:54
8
What trivia question stumps the hosts?
34:54–40:40