Who Is Us?
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, blundering Bob deals with a brain-dead Baldi, shuns socials, and plays fictional character look-alikes. Maxed-out Mark gets annoyed with Apple, twirls his moustache, is earnestly stinky, and John A. When some Wade gets his Sith on, becomes Mr. Rogers, a wiener, shaggy, and a maester. From constitutional conundrums to game of thongs. Yes! It's time for Who Is Us? Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome back.
To your... Oh, I had a bit for this. Eh, doesn't matter now. Welcome back to Distractible. If you wanted expectations for what you're about to see, that sets them fairly accurately. My name is Bob. I'm going to be your host because I won the last one. And today's competitors, as always and forever, will be Mark and Wade, my co-hosts. They don't have to say hi.
We'd never know. It's never clear of when we're supposed to say hi.
It's the big empty pause where I stopped talking and look at you. It's next council. We'll figure it out. You know what it is in my head is I know that that's a problem. And so I look and I'm like, they're probably not going to talk. I should just keep going. And then my setup for you is worse than it needs. It's, it's my fault. That's okay.
I can accept that. I can accept that. I'll accept it. No, we just need rules. We need more rules.
That's what if we've learned anything, especially what the listeners like, it's we need way more rules. And they need to be more complicated.
Hopefully. If they can be. I don't know if they can be.
Oh, they can be.
Then we'll slightly misremember the rules after a few months. And then everyone that remembers them properly is like, they're not even doing the rules right. And then we have no idea. We don't remember what happened three months ago.
We have what I like to call a slowly dying constitution.
It does exist, and it lives in our minds. In game or game? In podcast? In game. Never mind. You go on.
What are you saying? I don't know. Were you trying to say, in podcast, we trust?
If it's funny, then yes, that's what I was trying to say. E Pluribus Podcast. Distractible Unum.
I think you guys should do the talking. I'm going to go back to sleep. Well, that's sort of the plan. If you've never seen the show before, I'm Nose, which means I have a game, which I do have written out in front of me with words. And I give points and someone wins and they host the next one. No, no one cares. But before we get to the game, we usually do small talk. And it's been a minute since we've all hung out. So I'm sure everybody has something really interesting to talk about. I got a bone to pick with Apple. Uh-oh. Well, this is not new.
What happens with Apple business accounts?
Wait a minute. If there's one thing we know, it's that Mark's small talks last about three months each before we move on to the next one. This one's taking a strange turn, you know, because Apple made me that store, right? And that was weird. Really nice of them. Still doesn't work their regular business store, which is weird I tried signing up for a like business account and then they said in the email Hey, you should try out our small business store It sounds like this is more for you and I'm like I tried that you made me you gave me this enterprise store I didn't want it. So I signed up for Apple business manager and And to do that, you have to verify your business, right? You have to verify your real business. You need the DUNS number. Yada yada, right? I did that. I talked about that. Well, I didn't get approved. And then they deleted my account.
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