How John Luke’s Scare Turned Into ‘Duck Dynasty’ Chaos
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What funny mishap kicks off the Duck Call Room episode?
I think I swallowed a June bug. Sorry. You what? I got a bug in my throat. I'm trying not to be a huge distraction. Spit that sucker out. I'm trying. Spit that sucker out and get back in the spot. And your dad will chew him up and swallow it. Lock in, J.D. It's a good protein. Hey, a bug's a good protein. I ain't eating no bugs.
I ain't Timon and Pumbaa. Hey, look, hey, John the Baptist can't be wrong. John David, they're constantly being selfish. He survived on locusts and honey, son.
He is convinced that he eats locusts, by the way. We got a lot of things to bring up that you've been saying lately.
Well, I'll tell you what, you bring me a locust and a jar of honey and I'll eat them right here on the podcast. You heard it here.
John Luke, you're the nature guy. I'll go find one. Are there any locusts out at Camp Chioka this summer? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're flying around. Get us one and some honey. I'll find one. I'll be back. All we'll do is dip it in honey and eat the sucker. At any point, we'll video it. At some point. That's clickbait. Yeah. We know what we're doing here. No, Si's been on a roll lately.
Well, hey, look, it's 250 years of freedom, you know, and I keep watching the news, which my wife talks to my daughter, and she said, you need to let Dad quit watching the news. It's going to ruin him. But I've learned a lot.
Hey, is it weird that we might agree with your daughter?
No, no, no. Yeah, because I've learned a lot about it. You'll see I'm watching Life, Liberty, and Levine. Levine? Oh, fuck. Is that like a show host?
I think it may be a different name. Is that a show host name or something? Yeah. Here's a really big disclaimer. I'm going to state I am ignorant in this, but I don't know if I've ever went on a TV and been like, yeah, let me go turn on a news station. Ever. In your entire life? Yeah. I've listened to podcasts on news or an independent outlet, but I've never turned on CNN.
Ever since I've done the podcast about voting, when Trump was running and it wasn't decided yet.
Oh, voting.
When did we do that? Well, and then we got involved in the war with Iran. Well, then I had to keep up with that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then a rabbit hole. You've been down a rabbit hole.
So, and then that's been driving me insane.
Yeah, no, I'm not dogging anyone that watches the news. I'm just saying me personally. I just like looking at more independent outlets, but I've never like watching the news like that.
Well, you don't even have cable though.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Even if you have a TV,
Yeah.
Or do y'all just watch stuff on your phone?
He ain't got time to watch TV. I have a TV and I never watch TV. I don't watch anything. If I'm getting in my news, it's from the news app or from Substack. I don't even know what that is. I'm only reading the news. Oh, yeah.
You're a reader, aren't you? Yeah. I don't watch. See, we're learning stuff. We got every generation here. How old are you? 38.
37.
That was weird.
30.
Oh, you're 30 now?
Just turned, yeah.
It's weird, isn't it?
You're halfway to 60. I know. Slow down. I do like 30 better than 25. I think turning 30 was better than turning 25.
35 was rough on me. Yeah. Because it was halfway to 70? Uh-huh. No offense, man. Yeah.
I have to say, you young'uns amaze me. What about them? No, I'm serious. I'm not a young'un anymore. Him and Mary-Kate now have five young'uns. Uh-huh. And he's only, what, 30 years old? I'd turn that switch off. Yeah, I tell your woman, she's... He says she's special. Okay, well, all women are, though. Yeah. They really are. They really are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Size into women.
No, well, I'm just saying, hey. I don't think that's a secret. No, no, back of this, okay? Number one, she marries a guy. Got to put up with him.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, and then they get together, have kids. Then she's got to try to raise his animals, okay, to be decent citizens.
Animals as in pets or human beings?
Human beings.
Okay, I was just making sure. I didn't want the people to not know what we were talking about here. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. But, hey. I didn't know if it was like pets, then humans, you know?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What funny mishap kicks off the Duck Call Room episode?
0:00–7:28
2
How do the hosts react when John Luke describes his growing backyard animal kingdom?
7:28–18:26
3
What details do they share about raising chickens, coops, and egg production?
18:26–36:08
4
Which exotic animal stories and neighborhood wildlife tales do the family revisit?
36:08–52:31
5
How did the crew handle the unexpected alligator encounter at the Robertson pond?
52:31–53:45
6
Who was the cameraman that wrestled the gator and what happened to it afterward?
53:45–53:58
Speakers
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