John Crist Survives Willie Robertson’s Most Offensive Questions

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How does John Crist's Mennonite background influence his comedy?

Willie Robertson 0:00
I think I can handle this. Who normally does this? Martin? I think I'm good. Johnny D? I hired both of them. So, uh, Hey guys, welcome back to the duck call room podcast. I'm your guest fill in host. My name is Willie Robertson. Uh, I have, um, I'm filling in for, I guess I'm filling in for Martin and, um, Because I'm in his chair. And we've got, as always, oh, Phil McMillions. What's happening, fellas? An old friend and foe. That's right.

What awkward fan encounter stories do the hosts share?

Willie Robertson 0:45
Our foe friend. Hey, you were in my wedding, weren't you? Yes. There you go. Absolutely. That's how far we go back. That was 34 years ago. That's been a while. It's been a minute. It's been a minute. Speaking of old stuff, we got Uncle Si.
Si Robertson 0:58
Hey, the homeless guy.
Willie Robertson 1:00
We got Uncle Si in the cleanup hall. I stopped by to get me a cheeseburger is all it is. Cleaned up.

What intrusive thoughts does Willie Robertson admit to?

Willie Robertson 1:04
Okay.
Si Robertson 1:05
They talked me into doing a podcast.
Willie Robertson 1:07
Okay. We'll put some words up so you can understand what he said.
Si Robertson 1:11
Put some jalapenos on that cheeseburger this time.
Willie Robertson 1:13
All right, good deal. So I was on one today, and today we have a special guest.
Si Robertson 1:19
A special, special guest.
Willie Robertson 1:21
This is a big deal here.
Si Robertson 1:23
This is a big deal.
Willie Robertson 1:24
You know when I come into the duck car room, something has happened. Something either has went way wrong or way right. Today is a way right. This is a worldwide funny man from Nashville. I guess he's not from Nashville, but nobody's from Nashville.

What was the biggest comedy fail John Crist experienced?

Willie Robertson 1:41
He got to Nashville. Lives in Nashville. This is John Crist. But actually, I think you've done this podcast more than I've done this podcast. Yeah, it's my third time on.
John Crist 1:50
What's up, John? How are you, buddy? Do you think everybody, when they tune in, are they relieved that Martin and J.D. aren't here? Some are. I don't know this audience. I'm not sure. Some are.
Unknown 2:01
I'm not sure. What do you mean?

How did Uncle Si discover he might have Willie Nelson's autograph?

Unknown 2:02
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, everybody.
Si Robertson 2:05
They only listen to this podcast when they're down in the dumps and they need lifting up. They need to laugh a little bit, have a little fun. Is that true? And they listen to my podcast.
Willie Robertson 2:16
Did you just call it my podcast? Yeah. Okay. Wow. That's this one. Yeah, he just said it's my podcast.
Unknown 2:24
I am the boy.
Willie Robertson 2:25
This is the duck call room. Hey, wait a minute.

What chaos did Willie Robertson cause during a Topgolf prank?

Willie Robertson 2:29
You're hosting. This is a big deal. I felt like I took over. You're not a guest, by the way. Speaking of CEO, where are they? We're like, what's going on here? Yeah, where are they? Is this medical or vacation? I don't know. Hunter. Nobody knows. Who's their boss? Really, you're the boss.
John Crist 2:46
You signed the paycheck. Somebody, you know, come to work.

What insights does John Crist provide about performing in comedy?

John Crist 2:49
So kids these days, nobody wants to work.
Unknown 2:52
You know where they are, sir?
John Crist 2:54
Oh, I don't know where they are. I don't even know who they are. I just got a text that said show up. I think they're hunting.
Willie Robertson 3:03
They ain't hunting. I know they ain't hunting legally.
Unknown 3:05
I thought Hunter was the main man. Who knows? It's complicated. It's okay. John David's at a concert, and I forgot where Martin is. A concert?
Si Robertson 3:14
Oh, you was talking about, oh, you was talking about the concert.

How does John Crist balance humor with serious topics in his routines?

Si Robertson 3:17
Oh, the cat.
Willie Robertson 3:18
Today's Wednesday.
John Crist 3:20
It must be a church concert.
Willie Robertson 3:21
We're there at a concert.
John Crist 3:23
This absence is not excused. I don't think this is an excused absence.
Willie Robertson 3:26
What is your podcast? What's the name of it?
John Crist 3:28
Our podcast is called Net Positive. Net Positive.
Willie Robertson 3:31
That's what I'm talking about.
John Crist 3:31
Which is what we're trying to do in this situation. That's what I'm talking about.
Willie Robertson 3:34
I wanted to segue to Net Positive. If you can't be positive, Keep your mouth shut. Okay. We're not net positive, but we're- We'll find the positive. We're going to find the positive.
Si Robertson 3:44
Yeah, it was great. I'm all positive, baby.
Willie Robertson 3:47
Oh, here we go.
Si Robertson 3:48
That's a great joke. All right. I'm all the way positive.
Willie Robertson 3:51
Hunter, you got to clip that.
Si Robertson 3:52
Full speed ahead.
Willie Robertson 3:53
So what'd you do today? You did Sadie's podcast? Came down and did Sadie's podcast. How'd that go? Unbelievable. Anybody cry? Okay.
Si Robertson 4:01
Why are you all that quiet?
John Crist 4:05
Was it heavy? Light? We had some, the eyes watered. Really? Didn't go full cry. Oh, wow. Who was on? I think it's mandatory.
Willie Robertson 4:15
Who was on?
John Crist 4:16
It was just her and Christian. Oh, really? And then she did an episode of my podcast.
Willie Robertson 4:20
Well, good. So you did that, and then y'all did your podcast here?
John Crist 4:24
Yeah, we did an episode of my podcast.

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