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Duck Call Room

John Crist Survives Willie Robertson’s Most Offensive Questions

04 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: How does John Crist's Mennonite background influence his comedy?

0.757 - 42.241 Willie Robertson

I think I can handle this. Who normally does this? Martin? I think I'm good. Johnny D? I hired both of them. So, uh, Hey guys, welcome back to the duck call room podcast. I'm your guest fill in host. My name is Willie Robertson. Uh, I have, um, I'm filling in for, I guess I'm filling in for Martin and, um, Because I'm in his chair. And we've got, as always, oh, Phil McMillions.

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42.382 - 45.947 Willie Robertson

What's happening, fellas? An old friend and foe. That's right.

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Chapter 2: What awkward fan encounter stories do the hosts share?

45.967 - 58.506 Willie Robertson

Our foe friend. Hey, you were in my wedding, weren't you? Yes. There you go. Absolutely. That's how far we go back. That was 34 years ago. That's been a while. It's been a minute. It's been a minute. Speaking of old stuff, we got Uncle Si.

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58.638 - 60.021 Si Robertson

Hey, the homeless guy.

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60.041 - 64.612 Willie Robertson

We got Uncle Si in the cleanup hall. I stopped by to get me a cheeseburger is all it is. Cleaned up.

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Chapter 3: What intrusive thoughts does Willie Robertson admit to?

64.732 - 65.133 Willie Robertson

Okay.

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65.174 - 67.76 Si Robertson

They talked me into doing a podcast.

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67.8 - 71.388 Willie Robertson

Okay. We'll put some words up so you can understand what he said.

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71.428 - 73.373 Si Robertson

Put some jalapenos on that cheeseburger this time.

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73.42 - 78.989 Willie Robertson

All right, good deal. So I was on one today, and today we have a special guest.

79.009 - 81.553 Si Robertson

A special, special guest.

81.593 - 82.975 Willie Robertson

This is a big deal here.

83.015 - 84.438 Si Robertson

This is a big deal.

84.458 - 101.144 Willie Robertson

You know when I come into the duck car room, something has happened. Something either has went way wrong or way right. Today is a way right. This is a worldwide funny man from Nashville. I guess he's not from Nashville, but nobody's from Nashville.

Chapter 4: What was the biggest comedy fail John Crist experienced?

101.244 - 109.937 Willie Robertson

He got to Nashville. Lives in Nashville. This is John Crist. But actually, I think you've done this podcast more than I've done this podcast. Yeah, it's my third time on.

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110.358 - 121.696 John Crist

What's up, John? How are you, buddy? Do you think everybody, when they tune in, are they relieved that Martin and J.D. aren't here? Some are. I don't know this audience. I'm not sure. Some are.

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121.716 - 122.978 Unknown

I'm not sure. What do you mean?

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Chapter 5: How did Uncle Si discover he might have Willie Nelson's autograph?

122.998 - 125.462 Unknown

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, everybody.

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125.682 - 136.84 Si Robertson

They only listen to this podcast when they're down in the dumps and they need lifting up. They need to laugh a little bit, have a little fun. Is that true? And they listen to my podcast.

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136.82 - 144.448 Willie Robertson

Did you just call it my podcast? Yeah. Okay. Wow. That's this one. Yeah, he just said it's my podcast.

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144.468 - 145.489 Unknown

I am the boy.

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145.689 - 149.774 Willie Robertson

This is the duck call room. Hey, wait a minute.

Chapter 6: What chaos did Willie Robertson cause during a Topgolf prank?

149.794 - 165.897 Willie Robertson

You're hosting. This is a big deal. I felt like I took over. You're not a guest, by the way. Speaking of CEO, where are they? We're like, what's going on here? Yeah, where are they? Is this medical or vacation? I don't know. Hunter. Nobody knows. Who's their boss? Really, you're the boss.

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166.459 - 169.288 John Crist

You signed the paycheck. Somebody, you know, come to work.

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Chapter 7: What insights does John Crist provide about performing in comedy?

169.389 - 172.338 John Crist

So kids these days, nobody wants to work.

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172.559 - 174.044 Unknown

You know where they are, sir?

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174.064 - 182.237 John Crist

Oh, I don't know where they are. I don't even know who they are. I just got a text that said show up. I think they're hunting.

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183.239 - 185.803 Willie Robertson

They ain't hunting. I know they ain't hunting legally.

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185.883 - 194.097 Unknown

I thought Hunter was the main man. Who knows? It's complicated. It's okay. John David's at a concert, and I forgot where Martin is. A concert?

194.077 - 196.982 Si Robertson

Oh, you was talking about, oh, you was talking about the concert.

Chapter 8: How does John Crist balance humor with serious topics in his routines?

197.142 - 198.704 Si Robertson

Oh, the cat.

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198.724 - 199.706 Willie Robertson

Today's Wednesday.

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200.287 - 201.749 John Crist

It must be a church concert.

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201.769 - 203.332 Willie Robertson

We're there at a concert.

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203.492 - 206.817 John Crist

This absence is not excused. I don't think this is an excused absence.

206.898 - 208.34 Willie Robertson

What is your podcast? What's the name of it?

208.36 - 211.044 John Crist

Our podcast is called Net Positive. Net Positive.

211.064 - 211.946 Willie Robertson

That's what I'm talking about.

211.966 - 214.169 John Crist

Which is what we're trying to do in this situation. That's what I'm talking about.

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