Uncle Si Wrecks the Room to Prove a Point
episodePreviously titled “Uncle Si & Martin Tackle the Church Traditions That Still Confuse People” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 4, 2026
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Where does the episode start and who’s in the Duck Call Room?
everybody pop your synthetic caffeine and let's do this all right welcome back to the duck call room ladies and gentlemen we are back um yeah nobody wants to talk to us so we got hunter back
You say that like that's a bad thing. What, that nobody wants to talk to us?
No. That's not entirely true. Everyone's just gone.
A, I prefer nobody to want to talk to me. Absolutely. B, if I'm going to talk to somebody, I'd like it to be Hunter. Hunter, I want you to know this. You know when your phone gets too full of text messages and you got to go delete stuff so you can take another picture?
Mm-mm. I have mine on auto.
Oh, no. You've got to keep receipts in case anybody comes at you.
I don't need receipts from 2016.
The fourth biggest conversation I had was Hunter.
What? Oh, lots of GIFs.
I deleted it. Sorry, I can't go back and prove that.
But I was like, I don't really need that. You don't even text that. What is that? What is what? A little action figure.
You're in charge of the room, Hunter. Oh, that comment. He had sent it to me.
Oh. Was that in the potholder?
uh no that was in the little envelope oh okay there you go sorry he wrote me a nice his mother wrote me a nice letter oh that's nice well i saying that you know he's a big fan of mine and you know he thanked me for my service and and gave you a little hand-painted army man i like it that's cool man toy story five's out so i hadn't seen it yet and my daughter's very upset with me hey your slingshots came in
He's so lucky it's raining. Otherwise, we'd be out there chunking rocks at a time.
Well, no, no. I got to find me. I got to go to Stone's to get me some good rocks. But I'm probably going to have to make the leather part. Why don't you get an old boot?
Why do you think Stone got good rocks?
Huh? I've seen them in his yard.
Are they like the driveway gravel?
Oh yeah, they're round and you know. Oh, Stone got that good pea gravel.
He got river rock.
Huh?
Yeah, that's what it's called. I don't know where he got it, but he's got a bunch of rocks in his flower.
Arcadia. Oh, in the flyer bed?
Yeah, in the flyer bed.
Oh yeah, that's river rock. Yeah. That's what they put in flyer bed.
Still the man's river rocks? Hey, I'm going to get me a handful of them. I'm going to be like David.
He didn't pay for them. Al did. You're fine. Go ahead.
Oh, I'm going to get a few rocks. Hey, if they say something about it, I just say, hey, look.
Call me David. Suck it up. Yeah, stand out there, Goliath.
You actually earned those rocks. Get out there and badmouth me. Yeah, catch this.
To be fair, if you showed up to any of our houses and took something, it would be like, well, I don't care. You're the reason we own a lot of things.
Hey, anything you want in my house, you got. You got anything? I got anything of mine.
Let me show you. He said he needs a bigger tongue. Well, it needs to be wider, and it needs to be where it's flexible. This here's too stiff. Cheap crap off of Amazon. What'd you get that off of T-Moon, Martin?
No, I got it off of Amazon, but I mean, I don't know.
These are not people that know what they're doing with their sling maker.
Well, they clipped me for $25, so I don't care. It's worth it to see whatever's going to come out of this. No, I ain't worried about that. This is worth $25 for what may ever happen. See? How do you let go? I have no idea.
I have no idea how to shoot one. No, no, no, no.
Like the only one that I even know how to... Uh-oh. Headset's off. For those of y'all... For those of y'all listening and not watching, I... I don't think you're in front of a camera. I strongly recommend that I get right up here in front of the TV. That way we can see what you're doing.
If you're just listening... First and foremost, you make your loop.
You make your loop. You have to play by play, Martin. Okay.
And I don't know that... Hey, you get a round rock
Get a round rock, round flat rock.
Hey, it needs to be flat.
A round flat rock.
Arrow dynamic.
Arrow dynamic, he says, boys.
Hey, where it don't, it don't, you know, it don't take up, it ain't going against the wind. It's cutting the wind.
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